I got asked out on a date today and I was all like 'Oh, Aw, No sorry I cant.'

And like ten minutes later I was mentally screaming 'Wait! Wait! Yes I can! Come back please. Oh my god you were fucking cute.'


Still mentally bitch slapping myself.

Not every day you meet a non-creeper around here.

And they liked my hair and snakebites.

I am so mad.

Like,

Wveh,