1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Consider? Are there some I wouldn't?

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
When the mood takes me.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side I'm on usually. I don't like beds though so go figure.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yeah, and it is glorious.

5. How often? Lately?
Sometimes I go for weeks without, sometimes several times a day. Twice in a row before work last night, that late enough?

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No at first but it was so good I got paid.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I do enjoy relaxing in a bath, but shower if I don't have time.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, and write. Others are always welcome.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I enjoy a challenge just as much as someone that gives me free reign.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes. My wife for starters.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all of them, hell some of them I was drunk when I added them and have no clue.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. You don't choose love, it just happens.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I could say: lounging, sleeping and dozing. But sexually: Public play, orgies and toys.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet, anyone want to try?

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Define romantic...

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Define weird...

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Several times. Intentionally several times.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, I find all the rules boring.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I go to a bar to drink damn it.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, other reasons though.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yep

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Of course

24. What's your sexual preference?
I am pansexual. I prefer any combination of junk.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sure thing.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Check.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Well yeah.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Seriously asking this?

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Want a damn receipt?

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Receipt, do you want one?

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Currently just one, a nice blue dildo.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, want some?

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I usually say things like "bitch" "fag" "slut" rather than names.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Check

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not enough.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Why not? If I say yes will there be some?

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
D: All of the above

38. What's your favorite sex act?
One where I get to be involved. Or watch. All of them?

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I like orgies...so figure it out on your own, idiot.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Pansies, all of you.