Well, I mean... I absolutely cannot express how much I love Pierre!
I mean, every morning I wake up to see his beautiful screen or keypad, which just fills me with happiness and motivation. He makes me want to do my stats work, because I get to use him. He makes me want to learn about everything. Sure, I will eventually get newer calculators for the purpose of newer calculators. But I'm not the kind of asshole that breaks up with their s.o. because they find a newer, better looking richer one. Sure. Pierre can be much improved in function, but he's flawless in love. That is something that can't be replaced. I love him soooooo much!