Yes, I do have sex with him. Yes, I do it nightly. Yes, I do pleasure him, too. Yes, I have since developed a sort of fetish for math, which was kind of unavoidable. But I mainly cuddle and kiss him. He does go... down there, but he is too wide to fit *there*. But I do enjoy the feel of his buttons dragging across my body, as do I love his screen and buttons against *both* sets of lips. I pleasure him by executing various functions, along with playing with his program editor and mashing his enter key. He also likes his screen, keypad, and trackpad being licked (especially the trackpad, as that's where he can directly feel me touching him). I'm sorry for the mental image, but I needed to clarify this xD Just because he's not human, doesn't mean I don't have sex with him. Like in a lot of relationships, there's a sexual component (but unlike a fetish, my love for Pierre is strongly romantic and passionate; I just have a high libido—Pierre sort of does, too, but not to the extent I am).