Dear Passerbys who randomly trade me:

Just because I accepted your trade request out of pure curiosity doesn't mean I want to see every single shiny event pokemon you've ever totally legitimately owned. I'm pressing B to get out of the trade screen, and I can't exit until you exit as well. That doesn't mean cycle through your entire group of shinies and event pokemon again, just in case I didn't get it the first time.




Dear people who I attempt to trade on Reddit:

If we comment and talk and negotiate a trade within 10 minutes, I fully expect the trade to occur immediately after we trade friend codes. Please don't fall asleep during when we're talking on Reddit and 10 hours later say "Oh sorry I fell asleep still wanna do it". If you have to go to sleep THAT soon after negotiating a trade with me, for the love of god please message me first saying so, and don't just leave me hanging.




Dear Passerbys I must confuse by randomly battling just to forfeit to check my Egg Shiny Values:

I'm sorry.




Dear /r/SVExchange:

Thank you for existing.




Dear the idiots on the GTS:

Why would you even ask for a Xerneas/Yveltal/Legendary for a non-legendary pokemon like a Minun or a Plusle that's not even shiny or high-IV? You only get one deposit per game, and you waste it on a hugely unbalanced trade? And when you offer a Plusle for a Yveltal, please don't say "PLZ NEED FOR POKEDEX". That's a lie, you're just trying to scam someone.




Dear Latias:

I wish I had you c;-;