So I had a bad morning at work. You know, co-workers being as useful as a space heater in the middle of an active volcano, customers acting as though I am to balance treats on my nose and roll over for them, and the entire group of both having 'that time of the month'. But finally, I had enough time to use the restroom. As I sat there, I was able to have a good laugh.
Two gents came in and began to piss and discuss lunch. They wanted chicken snack wraps with ranch.

Ok, so you're standing there with your buddy.
Dicks in hand.
Craving a tortilla rolled in a phallic shape
Filled with hot juicy cock
And creamy white sauce....

Yum!