Working through my backlog of submissions and decided to take a break and enjoy a meme that's been sitting in my inbox, waiting to be answered. From the journals of  Tyvara_Panther, here is the journal spam for you.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, but at the same time, it's unlikely.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All times are good for sex! (Totally stealing her answer.)

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the side my girlfriend doesn't want that night.

4. Do you masturbate?
<.< >.> Yes. *blush*

5. How often? Lately?
Never counted and yes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers usually for speed. Not had a long, relaxing bath in a while.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Neither... yet. Trying to talk the mate into it.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I have. Some actually makes great MST3K material. Seriously, load up a cheap porno with a bunch of friends. Comedy gold.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Somewhere in the middle. Too much of either would suck.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Depends on your definition of love.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Mostly, but definitely not in the biblical sense.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love is a struggle without money and money is wasted without love. Striving for both has a better chance of harmony. (Stealing Tyvara's answer again because it is just so good.)

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kissing, biting and collar play.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In the bedroom of my apartment after we finally got all of our stuff moved in.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Nothing weird yet. Working on experimenting in time.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, but I've driven friends there... and picked their drunk asses up later.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Don't like the smell of alcohol.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Not that I remember...

24. What's your sexual preference?
Straight. I can appreciate that a man can be beautiful, but I have no desire for sex in that respect.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not yet... kinda wish I could have talked the mate into it during Catching Fire. X(

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Not yet.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.

28. Have you ever been in an adult store?
Yes. Porn mags make great body refs when you're first learning.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Porn mags and herbal tea.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
You don't need to know either.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I'm aware of.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Never thought about it, but I'm pretty sure it should count.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I have a whole book filled with positions left to try. I'll get back to you.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Lots of experiments to do.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Well, if she still reads my journals, maybe  Firefly8083. Not sure who else. If you feel brave, do it.