FOR THE NEW REMAKE OF RUBY/SAPPHIRE... for which I plan to sell my soul.

SO WHO ELSE IS STOKED FOR POKEMON!? I give zero shits anymore about X/Y, just gimme the gems, baby. Gimme my rubies and sapphires and contests and hide-outs and fun-house man and treehouses and diving and space stations and riddles for Regis! JUST GIMME IT ALL. GIMME THE BEST REGION EVER MADE. GIMME THE BEST POKEMON GENERATION. GIMME THAT TROPIUS, THAT ZANGOOSE, THAT SABLEYE, THAT SOLROCK! JUST GIMME IT ALL! Even gimme that fucking tower and its janky-ass floor I had to mach bike through fivehundredmillion times just to get to the biggest godly dragon beast of Pokemon! GIMME ALL OF IT. WHY IS IT NOT NOVEMBER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!?