After watching waaaay too much Netflix lately, I know what I'd wear if I rode.. Link XD

I was excited until I actually saw it. I thought "Link" was the reply to "What I'd wear if I rode". So I thought you'd found the green tunic-esque jacket I couldn't find. :P

Oh I wouldn't even know where to begin looking for something like that. Sorry to disappoint. X3

That's a pretty neat donorcycle jacket ^^

I feel you misspelled motorcycle purposely. XD

I can neither confirm nor deny that I did such a thing.

There are some pretty legit custom helmets around. Some worthy mentions would be optimus prime, master chief, power rangers, iron man, boba fett, and spider man.

If you don't mind going without built-in elbow and back padding, you can always find goofy leather Made In Elbonia in various styles, but it's probably paper thin. Do yourself a favor and at least wear pads underneath. Failing that, buy a single-color jacket and get it straight up embroidered, or get patches sewn on it. You can also get suction cup dog ears, too.

Helmets, get someone to paint it. Or cover it in stickers. If you get a beater, you can cover the bike in stickers, too. You can always repaint your farings nerdtastically, too. I repainted my beater EX250 with a job inspired by Talon from Primal Rage. Depending on where you are, you might also get a vanity plate saying something nerdy.

Good luck! And welcome to the cult of two wheels. :)