I hate buying one of those shitty alarm clocks that overly-advertise how loud it is. Why do they do that? Are they deliberately trying to make you lie restless in bed, in fear of the goddamn wrath of Satan's air raid that will occur at 5AM? You can just print, "loud" in small words on the front, and I'll fucking get it. Jesus Christ. Yes, they're loud. That's the whole fucking point of buying an alarm clock, to wake you the fuck up. CVS, what the goddamn fuck is wrong with you.