...As if m'art wasn't a big enough peek inta the madcap insanity... an most'a the journals I post aren't somethin' ta give ya some insight inta my perspective... Ok here's a few more things that sometimes come ta mind that gives me a minor inner chuckle... enjoy:

1.) Ta this day I still get scornful looks/r'marks about m'grammer an how I slang-type things 'improperly' an yet we still have the age old 'rule' of 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'... well if ya follow that rule then I'd love ta see how ya spell words like nice, dice, mice, twice, thrice an such hehehe ;)

2.) When vinegar goes bad what does it turn into?... back inta wine?

3.) failed products I've found while cleaning... like a dusty can of dust remover or rusty can of rust remover.

4.) Draw a shape like a circle or square or some such... then notice how ya usually start at the same point!... Who designates the startin' point of where we're 'ingrained ta startin' these shapes... now draw the same shape startin' from a different angle or corner or anywhere yer not used ta startin' ta draw that shape from an see how weird THAT feels!

5.) How people can warn ya not ta do somethin' that may hurt ya... that ya normally wouldn't'a done... but right after they warn ya ya wind up doin' while tryin' ta reassure them that you'll be careful. ex: don't hit yer thumb with that hammer... I wo-oOOW!

6.) If someone draws yer attention ta something it's almost impossible NOT ta notice it almost every time ya see or hear whatever they've pointed out to ya every time ya see or hear it afterwards.

7.) If ya remind someone about something does this invalidate your natural responce of 'No I don't mind' when they ask ya "Would ya mind tellin' me/lettin' me know... ?"

8.) "The earth is expanding" well when we keep excavatin' materials from underground and buildin' things on top what'd ya expect was gonna happen?

9.) I never felt surprised that I couldn't draw a straight line... How many straight guys do you know who'd line up fer a gay guy? :P