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An Open Letter to Squirrels
11 years ago
Dear squirrels of FA,
Please don't take this personally, but I hate you. I hate you all.
I've just spent the last three hours removing pine cones from the engine of an RV. Four-hundred and twenty six pine cones to be exact. I know. I counted.
I don't know what I did to bring your squirrey wrath down upon me, but I apologize. Now just please, please let me use my engine without it bursting into flames.
Currently bleeding and pulling pine cone shards from his fingertips,
wwwolf
Please don't take this personally, but I hate you. I hate you all.
I've just spent the last three hours removing pine cones from the engine of an RV. Four-hundred and twenty six pine cones to be exact. I know. I counted.
I don't know what I did to bring your squirrey wrath down upon me, but I apologize. Now just please, please let me use my engine without it bursting into flames.
Currently bleeding and pulling pine cone shards from his fingertips,
wwwolf
Canadian squirrels must be weird.
The !@#$ squirrel just made that many trips back and forth, hiding them jammed up under the hood.
I don't think he likes me much...
And as soon as I catch him, anyone for squirrel soup?
At least I'm pine-scent fresh.