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Posting this here because I'm sure it'll stay private....
11 years ago
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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE!
Look, I'm not usually one to want a massive birthday party, let alone very much in the way of presents. It's not that I don't enjoy a shindig to celebrate, but I don't want people going out of their way for my sake.
That being said, my anniversary of life is coming up this month, and I just want to make sure that people keep shit for my benefit at a BARE MINIMUM!
That being said, my dream birthday would be this:
1) Have my son with me (Sadly enough, that isn't going to happen this year because of my **lovely ex-wife** (PLEASE note my sarcasm markings))
2) A bottle of Cranberry Cocktail OR Ginger Ale.
............................. that's it.
Seriously, I don't want anything else. Birthday cake is fine, but not necessary nor requested; and gifts are always appreciated, but again, NOT REQUESTED.
And for anyone who's actually interested to find out when my birthday actually is, let's put it this way. I joined FurAffinity on my 23rd birthday.
That being said, my anniversary of life is coming up this month, and I just want to make sure that people keep shit for my benefit at a BARE MINIMUM!
That being said, my dream birthday would be this:
1) Have my son with me (Sadly enough, that isn't going to happen this year because of my **lovely ex-wife** (PLEASE note my sarcasm markings))
2) A bottle of Cranberry Cocktail OR Ginger Ale.
............................. that's it.
Seriously, I don't want anything else. Birthday cake is fine, but not necessary nor requested; and gifts are always appreciated, but again, NOT REQUESTED.
And for anyone who's actually interested to find out when my birthday actually is, let's put it this way. I joined FurAffinity on my 23rd birthday.
She said she'll share some of her special birthday purina with you! :P