Here are some Helpful tips..That just needs some common sense:
1. If the Earth loses it's atmosphere, Don't waste your breath screaming.
2. If it can eat through walls, It can eat through you.
3. Never swim alone at night...Naked.
4. Wishes can be dangerous. If you catch a leprechaun, Kill it.
5. If it has twenty legs, you can't outrun it.
6. In the woods, Everything can hear you scream.
7.If a giant spider catches you, don't panic. It won't eat you for days.
8. Never go on an epic quest without having an exit strategy.
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11. When building an army of mutant super soldiers, Don't use the criminally insane.
12. Not all monsters want to eat you. Some just want your skin.
13. Never play God. Even if you are one.
14. Just because you're immortal, doesn't mean you can't get your ass kicked.
15. If the egg weighs more than you, don't wait around for it to hatch.
16. If it's foot is bigger than your house, don't hide in your house.
17. Never brew love potions around family members.
18. If it has two heads, it can eat you in half the time.
19. If it's footprint is bigger than your hummer, leave.
20. Never make fun of fairies. They aren't as cute when they swarm.
21. Never mate with an alien, no matter how hot it is.
22. If you discover that you can fly, don't do it in a commercial airspace.
23. If you see bits of flesh caught in it's teeth, you are standing too close.
24. If a giant asteroid is heading for Earth, duck and cover won't help.
25. If you build a robot, don't give it a brain. If you do, don't give it a weapon.
26. When running from a monster, never wear high-heels.
27. If a giant snake is trying to kill you, don't send a larger one to defeat it.
28. If a fraternity requires a blood sacrifice, don’t pledge.
29. Kids love dinosaurs. Unfortunately, dinosaurs love kids too.
30.If it comes from outer space, don’t eat it.
31.If you find human remains, don't wait around to find out what was eating them.
32.If you engineer a super-virus, also engineer an unbreakable test tube.
33.If you think your town has a werewolf problem, move.
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35.‘No Trespassing’ signs only work for things that can read.
36.If the static in the TV is talking to you, don’t talk back.
37.If its teeth are bigger than its body, don’t try to pet it.
38.Massive doses of radiation won’t give you superpowers.
39.If you successfully clone yourself, it will probably try to kill you.
40.When using a Ouija board, only summon people who liked you.
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43.If a club requires a blood sacrifice, don’t join.
44.Never sign a contract in blood no matter how badass it feels.
45. Just because it has fur doesn’t mean you should pet it.
46.Not all parasites need you for food. Some just need you for shelter.
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49.Just because it’s not safe outside doesn’t mean it’s safe inside.
50.If the thing under the porch ate your dog, it’s probably not a cat.
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53.If it has eyes in the back of its head, don’t stand behind it.
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55.Not everything in the dark will hurt you. Some wait ‘til you turn on the lights.
56.If your closet starts glowing, don’t open the door.
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58.If something crawls down your chimney, it’s not bringing you toys.
59.If it feeds every 23 years, don’t be around when it wakes up.
60. If you’re mentioned in a prophecy, remember to write down the details.
61.If every animal runs in the same direction, follow them.
62.If you hear it growling a mile away, don’t wait around to see what it is.
63. If you open a door to another dimension, make sure you know how to close it.
64. If she starts growing fur, she’s no longer your sister.
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66. If you build a doomsday device, don’t leave it on standby.
67.In the event of a nuclear winter, don’t eat the snow.
68. If a book can summon the dead, don’t read it out loud.
69.If it creeps up quietly, it probably eats loudly.
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There, If you know the 'missing' ones, please notify me..I would love to have the whole list..
My favorite is #45.
What's yours??