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What's with Helios? *RANT*
19 years ago
Those that saw my Election journals realize I REALLY don't like the US Democratic party.
So you're probably wondering why? What could possibly make me hate them?
Well I got alot of beefs with them, but I'll list some of the most important ones here:
1. Iraq
2. Abortion
3. Gay Marriage
4. Space program
1. Iraq: This is kinda a double-edged sword here as I believe that neither party has a good handle on it. As a line in one of my favorite songs said "Nobody's right, if everybody's wrong".
However, I think that Dems have a worse handle then Repubs.
Basically Dems want us out of Iraq ASAFP (As Soon As Fucking Possible)
Why? Cause they have no plan.
The only thing they call a plan is a strategy called "cut and run" it works like this:
Step 1. Terrorists attack US
Step 2. We send in Soldiers
Step 3. We kill Terrorist leader
Step 4. We immediately pull out, not bothering to make the country better, giving Terrorists time to regroup.
And before you can say Step 5: They attack AGAIN and the cycle repeats.
See? No work!
Dems are also making themselves look bad, by wanting to pull our troops out they're like the whiny moms that don't let their kids do anything until they're 35 because they're afraid they'll get hurt.
The brave men and women of our armed forces joined for a reason, to protect our country, and sadly we can't do that without blood being spilled!
Another thing: A lot of people died in WWI, WWII, and other wars, and no one really cared.
SO WHY ARE WE MAKING A BIG FUCKING DEAL EVERY TIME SOMEONE IS SHOT IN IRAQ?!
I mean being KIA is a horrible thing, but does it help the families of the soldier that died to have his/her name splashed across every TV screen in America?!
This is just the Dems way of saying "Get Bush out of office or your kids will die!"
You Dems are just trying to get back at Bush because we impeached Clinton!
Keep this in mind, we could've gone in and caught Bin Laden and stopped 9/11 from even happening!
Clinton: Duhh.....I don't wanna go capture Bin Laden...I think I go fuck my Secretary!
2. Abortion:
Dems support the Satanic process of Abortion.
For those who don't know, Abortion is the process of killing an unborn child.
This is where they contradict themselves.
They don't want our troops to die in Iraq, but they say it's PERFECTLY ok to kill a child who hasn't even been BORN?!
Don't get me wrong, if the girl was raped, then it's ok, but otherwise, FUCK OFF!
This is also the Dems way of saying "HEY EVERYONE! GO HAVE SEX! "
What are you Dems?! ON DOPE?!
What happened to Sex being FOR something, and not OF something?
Don't get me wrong, I like to yiff (online mind you :P) but I always make it so my partner (should they be female) doesn't get pregnant. IRL I choose abstinence until the time is right, IRL I want sex to be for something, and not of something.
3. Gay Marriage:
Not as big of a beef, but still:
If you're gay, don't wed.
As far as being gay goes, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
I believe that gays and lesbians are people just like you and me, they just happen to love someone different than we usually love.
But they can't wed.
Now you might think I'm contradicting myself, by saying "You like Gays but not Gay marriage"
Well I thought about this and here it is:
God loves all his children, may they be rich, poor, gay, straight, bi, he loves you.
If you're in love with someone of the same sex, go ahead and date them.
But you can't wed.
Why? It's all for the species.
The lord said marriage is for "One man and one woman" for a reason: Not because he hates Gays, but because he wants us to survive.
How do you create a human? There's about 10 ways but a popular one is Sex with one male and one female.
And sorry, but 1 male and 1 male, or 1 female and 1 female can't make a baby.
This is why we can't have same sex parents. Besides think of the kids if they adopt some. They'll have to go through their whole lives being confused, wondering why they have 2 mommies or daddies.
So if you're gay, don't wed you're partner, but I encourage you to continue to love them.
4. Space Program:
My biggest beef.
Now that Dems control congress, they'll try anything to axe NASA
The Irony is that back in the 60's the DEMS championed NASA and the REPUBS wanted to axe it. John F. Kennedy is my favorite President, and one of 2 Dems I actually like, the other being FDR (who doesn't like FDR :P)
When Nixon was in office (a disgrace to all Repubs and Presidents) he axed 3 Moon landings, and was THIS *holds wings as close together as I can without them touching* close to axing the shuttle and NASA because it was a "Democrat thing" and the brainchild of his arch enemies, Kennedy and Johnson.
Then one of his aides told him the Shuttle could capture Russian sats and bring them back to Earth. Nixon thought that was pretty cool, so he approved the Shuttle.
When Regan was in Office, he outlined plans for a Space Station, and a trip to Mars, and Bush Sr. had a plan to get us back to the Moon in 1990, AND build a base there!
Then Clinton was elected, what happens?
Clinton: Duhhh....I don't wanna go to the Moon...I'd rather stare at Monica Lewinsky's Moon!
Hilary: BILL *slaps*
Clinton: What'd I do?!
Space Station: Gone
New space ships: Gone
Moon Base: Gone
Mars trips: Gone
The only time he EVER showed support for NASA was when a rock from Mars was found in Antarctica, and it contained possible signs of life.
Then Bush is elected, and the rovers land and BOOM! We got a whole new Space Program now!
Everything is moving towards getting us to the Moon in the next Decade, but if Hillary Clinton is elected, then those plans will be under fire, but hopefully it will be too late for her to stop it.
A postscript:
In a "Get Fuzzy" comic I read in the paper, 2 of the main characters, Bucky and Satchel, were discussing who Rob voted for.
http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuz.....-20061125.html
that's the link the the comic, but for the lazy ones:
Satchel said he voted for the liberal guy
Bucky: Ah the tree hugger?
Satchel: No the Democrat
Bucky: Ah, the everything hugger.
Helios
So you're probably wondering why? What could possibly make me hate them?
Well I got alot of beefs with them, but I'll list some of the most important ones here:
1. Iraq
2. Abortion
3. Gay Marriage
4. Space program
1. Iraq: This is kinda a double-edged sword here as I believe that neither party has a good handle on it. As a line in one of my favorite songs said "Nobody's right, if everybody's wrong".
However, I think that Dems have a worse handle then Repubs.
Basically Dems want us out of Iraq ASAFP (As Soon As Fucking Possible)
Why? Cause they have no plan.
The only thing they call a plan is a strategy called "cut and run" it works like this:
Step 1. Terrorists attack US
Step 2. We send in Soldiers
Step 3. We kill Terrorist leader
Step 4. We immediately pull out, not bothering to make the country better, giving Terrorists time to regroup.
And before you can say Step 5: They attack AGAIN and the cycle repeats.
See? No work!
Dems are also making themselves look bad, by wanting to pull our troops out they're like the whiny moms that don't let their kids do anything until they're 35 because they're afraid they'll get hurt.
The brave men and women of our armed forces joined for a reason, to protect our country, and sadly we can't do that without blood being spilled!
Another thing: A lot of people died in WWI, WWII, and other wars, and no one really cared.
SO WHY ARE WE MAKING A BIG FUCKING DEAL EVERY TIME SOMEONE IS SHOT IN IRAQ?!
I mean being KIA is a horrible thing, but does it help the families of the soldier that died to have his/her name splashed across every TV screen in America?!
This is just the Dems way of saying "Get Bush out of office or your kids will die!"
You Dems are just trying to get back at Bush because we impeached Clinton!
Keep this in mind, we could've gone in and caught Bin Laden and stopped 9/11 from even happening!
Clinton: Duhh.....I don't wanna go capture Bin Laden...I think I go fuck my Secretary!
2. Abortion:
Dems support the Satanic process of Abortion.
For those who don't know, Abortion is the process of killing an unborn child.
This is where they contradict themselves.
They don't want our troops to die in Iraq, but they say it's PERFECTLY ok to kill a child who hasn't even been BORN?!
Don't get me wrong, if the girl was raped, then it's ok, but otherwise, FUCK OFF!
This is also the Dems way of saying "HEY EVERYONE! GO HAVE SEX! "
What are you Dems?! ON DOPE?!
What happened to Sex being FOR something, and not OF something?
Don't get me wrong, I like to yiff (online mind you :P) but I always make it so my partner (should they be female) doesn't get pregnant. IRL I choose abstinence until the time is right, IRL I want sex to be for something, and not of something.
3. Gay Marriage:
Not as big of a beef, but still:
If you're gay, don't wed.
As far as being gay goes, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
I believe that gays and lesbians are people just like you and me, they just happen to love someone different than we usually love.
But they can't wed.
Now you might think I'm contradicting myself, by saying "You like Gays but not Gay marriage"
Well I thought about this and here it is:
God loves all his children, may they be rich, poor, gay, straight, bi, he loves you.
If you're in love with someone of the same sex, go ahead and date them.
But you can't wed.
Why? It's all for the species.
The lord said marriage is for "One man and one woman" for a reason: Not because he hates Gays, but because he wants us to survive.
How do you create a human? There's about 10 ways but a popular one is Sex with one male and one female.
And sorry, but 1 male and 1 male, or 1 female and 1 female can't make a baby.
This is why we can't have same sex parents. Besides think of the kids if they adopt some. They'll have to go through their whole lives being confused, wondering why they have 2 mommies or daddies.
So if you're gay, don't wed you're partner, but I encourage you to continue to love them.
4. Space Program:
My biggest beef.
Now that Dems control congress, they'll try anything to axe NASA
The Irony is that back in the 60's the DEMS championed NASA and the REPUBS wanted to axe it. John F. Kennedy is my favorite President, and one of 2 Dems I actually like, the other being FDR (who doesn't like FDR :P)
When Nixon was in office (a disgrace to all Repubs and Presidents) he axed 3 Moon landings, and was THIS *holds wings as close together as I can without them touching* close to axing the shuttle and NASA because it was a "Democrat thing" and the brainchild of his arch enemies, Kennedy and Johnson.
Then one of his aides told him the Shuttle could capture Russian sats and bring them back to Earth. Nixon thought that was pretty cool, so he approved the Shuttle.
When Regan was in Office, he outlined plans for a Space Station, and a trip to Mars, and Bush Sr. had a plan to get us back to the Moon in 1990, AND build a base there!
Then Clinton was elected, what happens?
Clinton: Duhhh....I don't wanna go to the Moon...I'd rather stare at Monica Lewinsky's Moon!
Hilary: BILL *slaps*
Clinton: What'd I do?!
Space Station: Gone
New space ships: Gone
Moon Base: Gone
Mars trips: Gone
The only time he EVER showed support for NASA was when a rock from Mars was found in Antarctica, and it contained possible signs of life.
Then Bush is elected, and the rovers land and BOOM! We got a whole new Space Program now!
Everything is moving towards getting us to the Moon in the next Decade, but if Hillary Clinton is elected, then those plans will be under fire, but hopefully it will be too late for her to stop it.
A postscript:
In a "Get Fuzzy" comic I read in the paper, 2 of the main characters, Bucky and Satchel, were discussing who Rob voted for.
http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuz.....-20061125.html
that's the link the the comic, but for the lazy ones:
Satchel said he voted for the liberal guy
Bucky: Ah the tree hugger?
Satchel: No the Democrat
Bucky: Ah, the everything hugger.
Helios
j/k I'll fix it
God? Theres a thing called seperation of church and state... That includes god...
And why resisting? XD
but... since you asked... (keep in mind I mostly agree with you on these, I'm just providing further points and my ideas)
(warning, some silliness ahead... I typed this past bedtime)
1. Iraq -- it's a mess because terrorists, Iran, and Syria are all staging an apparent "civil war" inside the country, like puppeteers pulling the strings of armies of marionettes, with Iran funding Shiite bombers, and terrorists rallying support from Sunnis. If the US pulls out, then each of the evil factions involved in the chaos will move in to directly divide the country amongst themselves, and enslave the Iraqi people. And make a massive terrorist training camp. Not to mention bring Saddam's old weapon factories back into full production... *shivers*
You're spot on about the Dems on this. They have no idea what's happening; they don't see the strings and think the puppeteers have nothing to do with anything. They also don't understand that stopping the foundations of terrorism is the only way to prevent future terrorism. They think they can just kill the current terrorist leaders, wait for next attack, kill new leaders, lather, rinse, repeat, etc. etc. etc. Until terrorists start using 100 Megaton nuclear bombs on entire cities. Then the Dems will just hide and forget the rest of the process, or blame Bush.
2. Abortion -- my solution to this is: (drumroll)...
Artificial Gestation Machines
Basically machines that can replicate the conditions of the womb and supply oxygen and nutrients to a fetus. Kinda like the machines used in the "fields" in The Matrix, except for a much less sinister purpose.
A mother-to-be doesn't want the baby? Transfer the fetus to an AGM!! Watch it grow! Take it out once it hits 9 months old and give it to an orphanage! Nuff said!
Only problem is, people will think it's "weeeird" or "creeeepY", or simply "not naturaaall". Said people would rather kill kids than use "weird" methods to keep them alive.
Next...
3. Gay Marriage -- I feel the time is not yet right to fully resolve this. First, the word "marriage" needs to be clearly defined. It has too many meanings right now, and that is part of the problem. Some think it's legal recognition of a union. Some think it's a religious ceremony. Some think it's the ONLY way to declare a union. My opinion? A mixture of the first two, and the third is bullsh*t.
Until "marriage" is clearly defined, best suggestion I have is to make a new ceremony. Like, have pink uniforms with long fancy skirts, instead of "bridal gowns" or tuxedos. And instead of a priest, have.. a rapper, reading rhymes from a book called "da rules" instead of a religious text. And... call the lovely couple... "mateys!" Arrrr. Speaking of which, hold the ceremony on a pirate ship... with a foul-mouthed sea-faring unicorn named "Cap'n Horny" (ripped from a Behind The Music That Sucks episode) Hmmm... what to replace "wedding cake" with...
Seriously... use your heads, come up with something that gays and lesbians can all agree on, and once you got all the procedures rehearsed a few dozen times, demand legal recognition of it!!
Using standard "marriage", in its ill-defined state, only makes religious people feel threatened. As fun as that sounds, they do have a rather large majority... and it can hurt if you make a majority very mad...
And remember, true love does not NEED a ceremony or legal recognition. It just needs... a room. Or some bushes.
4. Space Program -- from what I have heard from you about how Dems made NASA, then Nixon tried axing it til his advisors told him he could use it... and Republicans made it bigger and better from then on, but now Dems want to kill NASA...
I don't think EITHER party should have any influence over it. It's time to turn it over to business control, have a consortium of engineering, research, and aerospace companies and industries make up the NASA administration and acquire its funds. Hand the whole thing over to Boeing, Lockheed Martin, and Skunkworks! Let 'em work their magic!
If the goverment (as in BOTH parties AT THE SAME TIME) doesn't wanna realize how important this program is, give it to people who truly care and can make it into what it's supposed to be: starships for everyone! Theme parks on other planets! Asteroid mining!! Hyperdrive!!! GET ME OFF THIS PLANET NOW!!!
Awesome comic link, btw. *winghugs*