*come over to support you* i am freaking scared of spider to

swoops in with a flyswat and scoops you up with the other arm.
HAVE NO FEARRR
*swat*

BUT ew. I'm so sorry, I know how you feel ;n;

THANK YOU FOR SWATTING
I killed it, I don't like killing bugs but WHEN YOU'RE SITTING ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN
AND YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO HARM ME
NO THANKS

it had so much weird bubbly fangs ;-;
//sobs//

time to go sleep on the couch

It was self defense.
completely legal.

o.o -hugs-

THIS IS YOU
http://imgur.com/gallery/rVt12br

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE RELEVANT GIF IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HOLY SHIZ

youre welcome :P
now
pls




dont blow us up
youwill be lonely
and miss us

spider, can die tho.

Reminds of that one time when I woke up with one of those big garden spiders on my face.

O n YoUR fA cE E

Bye.
Never.
Nope.

I would never sleep after that, like ever
coffee forever, never sleep.

Whoa... Funny thing is that I woke up with my entire right ankle was covered in bites... Still have no clue to what happened though...

Were they little itty bitty red bites? Like tiny bumps that may or may not be slightly itchy? Because that sounds like it could be fleas or bed bugs.

Oh boy... better check that out...

We killed a recluse crawling on the wall last week. I was less worried for myself and worried for my little 3-legged tabby kitten Lila. ;~;

I know right I hate spiders in my house because my cats like to chase them x__X

Ahhh scary, scary! :c

NOPE NOPE NOPE

o wo How do you know it was a recluse~?
Also they're not actually deadly ^^; They just leave a huge wound if you don't get to a hospital quickly... unless you're elderly or a small child you're usually safe x3

............STILL not interested. xD
And because I looked it up and it looked exactly the same.
Here in oklahoma we have a lot of them running around.
We're told to be careful of them

We have a lot around here too o wo But they usually don't roam around, they stay in dark quiet closed spaces, like closets and such xP Wolf spiders look pretty similar to em but idk I wasn't there xD
Insects are my thing = w= -love-

BURN
BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN ;n;

If you think you have it bad, you would not to be where I am. Apparently Brown Recluse is common for those that live on the ground floor where I am and I am in an apartment that doesn't have the front door down to the ground properly nor the door entering the building, so creepy crawlers are a definite given. I sleep on the floor and have put pretty much every invader in a coffin in the most violent ways. Brown Recluse, they were brutalized the most (Microwave on my Birthday was by far the worst torturing death I delivered)

*Gives Comfort hug*