People say, "wow, that fish dude, he's pretty popular [note: totally not true]. I bet he has tons of friends." Well! By some measures, I do, but it's never enough. Hell, do you know how long it's been since I joined a cuddlepile? Way too long.

If you like what I do, and you want to get to know me better, chat me up. I am polite and hygienic, and I have a brilliant smile! Plus, I'll be revising my will soon, and I'll probably leave you something awesome.

I've got AIM, Yahoo, MSN, Jabber (GTalk), IRC, Skype, Steam, and (sporadically) F-Chat, and I prefer them in roughly that order. However, my accounts are under my real name, so I'm a bit shy in giving them out. Notes are a good way to start friendships.