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IM DOING A RAFFLE!!
11 years ago
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^.^ since im at 65 watchers.... and my lucky number is 75... ill be doing a raffle! ^.^ you can win a hand knit item in the color or colors of your choice.
what you can win!
a dice bag
a summer scarf
a hot pad
a dog sweater (i guess if your brave enough you could put it on a cat.)
or a coffee cup cozy ^.^
what you have to do!
post a joke! it doesn't have to be incredibly funny but knock knocks do NOT count. knock knock jokes are stupid...
name a character you like from one of my stories.
that's really it. you can post a journal if you wanna but i honestly couldn't care less if you do.
ill assign a number to each entrant and use a random generator (my brother) to pick the winner ^.^ the raffle will end when i reach 75 watchers.
Good Luck to all contestants ^.^
P.S. ill take care of shipping so dont worry.
what you can win!
a dice bag
a summer scarf
a hot pad
a dog sweater (i guess if your brave enough you could put it on a cat.)
or a coffee cup cozy ^.^
what you have to do!
post a joke! it doesn't have to be incredibly funny but knock knocks do NOT count. knock knock jokes are stupid...
name a character you like from one of my stories.
that's really it. you can post a journal if you wanna but i honestly couldn't care less if you do.
ill assign a number to each entrant and use a random generator (my brother) to pick the winner ^.^ the raffle will end when i reach 75 watchers.
Good Luck to all contestants ^.^
P.S. ill take care of shipping so dont worry.
I've fallen and I can't giddy up! :3
character: i think the name is lisica? from the story wild woods( very nice btw ^.^)
your #1 ^.^
Theres one thing you must always remember though when your telling this joke though always speak in a southern accent.
There was this guy named Bubba and Bubba never learned to read or write too good.
One day he came across a wreck and there were body parts everywhere. So Bubba got out his note pad and walked around writing them down.
Leg in the d-itch
Leg L-E uh G in the ditch. D-itch D- I -C-H
He continued walking along till he came across a leg. Other leg in the ditch leg L...E-G in the d-itch d-itch D-I-C-H he continued walking along till he came across a arm
Arm in the ditch arm A...R-M arm in the d-itch d-itch D-I-C-H Bubba walked along till he came across the other arm Other arm in the d-itch arm A-R-M in the d-itch d-itch D-I-C-H he continued walking again till he came across the torso.
Torso in the d-itch torso T...O... Uh R...S-O in the d-itch d-itch D-I-C-H he continued walking till he came across the head Head on the Boulevard Head H-E-A-D on the Boulevard Boulevard B-O... B-U... B-
Kick
Head in the d-itch D-I-C-H!
I'm still reading through your stories though so far I like your manticore Keran
I think that's how it's spelled