Once In my Homes, and but Twice In a Whale: A Less Than Hodgy Christmase.

Sonuc descended from his emerald stance and spiraled his stairwalk to the lower burrows of his hastled
residence, a look of deep remorse in his crusted eyes. It was christmas goddamit, and he was going to do something about it.
Due to the current state of unemployment shared by all members of the Hodgy-Household, they were forced
to improvise. In lue of a tree they simply situated Sallymander in the center of the living room, surrounded by fancical
parcels of merriment and anguish. Sonuc eyed the presents like the blistered tounge of a decaying hound, his face bristling
with disease and hardship. He was the first to awaken, his hideous companions still asleep in their beds, except for Kramy
who had fallen asleep with her head still burried in the fridge, a wing of chicken hanging from her gelatinous maw, like a
bulbous toad stuffed to the brim with the burning phlem of an entire county.
"Well gonads to those buffoons!" Sonuc grimaced. "I'll open my presents now and ditch the whorefags before they
can awaken and entice me once more!" With that, he steamishly began to engulf his gifts one by one, until the sound of a
faint hushling shloshed towards his hindways. It was young Tails Plower, awaken now more than ever by Sonuc's fiendish
dickery.
"Tails, my faithful." Sonuc Beamed. "Get your faggoty balls back into bed, before i must deal with you in the most
heinous of ways." "Butt Sonuc," Tails fucked,"what of the gift i have bestown you."
Sonuc's filthy eyes gazed downwards at the shitbox of a present in front of him. It was a dildo alright, from Tails' highly regarded
personal collection. This one was powered by no mortal means. The dildo fed on the anguished cries of the tormented, and
converted them into a pleasureous spike of intensity that would burrow into one's anus like a charging lion leaps unto it's prey.
"Why, Tails..." Sonuc rustled,"You're such a faggot i can't even begin." But it was too late, for he already had.
Tails rushed to the end of his current orgasm long enough to retort: "Would you bare to try it, if only for this once?"
he shouted. Sonuc eased his rustled doubts, and inserted the bastard shaft into his meaty casings, but there was hardly a shudder.
"Oh Tails, you communist bitterance, this dildo is as worthless as Kramy's terminal vagina." Sonuc chuttered, like a cricket in the fawn.
"The device feeds on suffering, my lover."Tails retorted, as quickly as it may. "what did you just call me?"Sonuc
huffed. But the moment had already passed, and they were left with this quandry, a look of emptiness in their eyes.