The Furry Sue Test
12 years ago
General
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irishthorns !
Check all that apply to your "fursona", including multiple similar items and any lesser but equally true items (if 50% or more of their body glows, for example, you would also check the "10%" and "any part" boxes).
[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[ ] Their hair is more than one color.
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[ ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[x] They are unaging. (kinda? ... haven't really decided on this yet.)
[ ] They heal quickly. (that's a cool idea. WOLVERINE, BITCHES!)
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly. (OOOH EEEEE OOOOOOOOO~~)
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal. (Or part Shrek. LOL SOUL)
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species (argonian, dragonborn, khajiit, gnoll, Starbound avian, Pokemon, etc).
[x] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species. (Also haven't decided this. Does Kai even have parents?)
[x] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat. (I guess?)
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[x] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments. (uh... this is me in real life?)
[ ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[ ] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate". (What? XD)
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[x] They have more than one pair of breasts. (Well TECHNICALLY... :P although I'd rather have an option for NO breasts, that seems kind of Sue-ish to me but non-sexed beings aren't on the furry radar much.)
[x] They have three or more pairs of breasts. (Ferals :P)
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts. (But how does this add Sue-ness? It actually makes a sort of sense...)
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[ ] The rest of these are kind of graphic for my tastes. None of them apply to me or my character, so I'm truncating the list :P
Total: 6
1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.
11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.
21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".
30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue! Ewwwwwwww! :P
Not even surprised. My character is brown. I like being boring :P
irishthorns !Check all that apply to your "fursona", including multiple similar items and any lesser but equally true items (if 50% or more of their body glows, for example, you would also check the "10%" and "any part" boxes).
[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[ ] Their hair is more than one color.
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[ ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[x] They are unaging. (kinda? ... haven't really decided on this yet.)
[ ] They heal quickly. (that's a cool idea. WOLVERINE, BITCHES!)
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly. (OOOH EEEEE OOOOOOOOO~~)
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal. (Or part Shrek. LOL SOUL)
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species (argonian, dragonborn, khajiit, gnoll, Starbound avian, Pokemon, etc).
[x] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species. (Also haven't decided this. Does Kai even have parents?)
[x] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat. (I guess?)
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[x] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments. (uh... this is me in real life?)
[ ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[ ] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate". (What? XD)
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[x] They have more than one pair of breasts. (Well TECHNICALLY... :P although I'd rather have an option for NO breasts, that seems kind of Sue-ish to me but non-sexed beings aren't on the furry radar much.)
[x] They have three or more pairs of breasts. (Ferals :P)
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts. (But how does this add Sue-ness? It actually makes a sort of sense...)
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[ ] The rest of these are kind of graphic for my tastes. None of them apply to me or my character, so I'm truncating the list :P
Total: 6
1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.
11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.
21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".
30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue! Ewwwwwwww! :P
Not even surprised. My character is brown. I like being boring :P
IMWarden
~imwarden
LOL this would be a very boring test if I were to do it.
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