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Phoenix Team Recruitment

9 years ago
We're looking for a skilled layout and CSS wizard to join phoenix team to help us finish our first milestone! Is that person you? Drop us a notice with some examples of your work in a comment on the journal.
Help keep FA independent and fund site updates! Support coding development by subscribing to FA+ (and get some pretty spiffy perks in the process!).

https://www.furaffinity.net/plus/
1248 Comments
fmr
F_Mr Digital Artist 9 years ago
A prelude to progress being made??? Could it be?

I am okay with this c:
chyuu
Chyuu Digital Artist 9 years ago
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
@.@
fmr
F_Mr Digital Artist 9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xohEy4VacM
jackson77
Jackson77 Mad Scientist 9 years ago
PFFFT
genetta
Genetta Birb 9 years ago
PFFFFFFFT
jackson77
Jackson77 Mad Scientist 9 years ago
FFFPPPGGGHHHTTTFF
genetta
Genetta Birb 9 years ago
I can't compete with this D: Please accept my unconditional surrenderp
jackson77
Jackson77 Mad Scientist 9 years ago
Surrenderp Accepted, you get one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ2DfYjt-lU 8D
hoiah
hoiah Watcher 9 years ago
Jackson staahp
jackson77
Jackson77 Mad Scientist 9 years ago
MAKE ME D:<
hoiah
hoiah Watcher 9 years ago
*makes you*
zelworks
ZelWorks Tinkerer 9 years ago
Your avatar goes with the music! :P
jackson77
Jackson77 Mad Scientist 9 years ago
tahaha
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
PBBBBBBFRFGGGAGAGGFFGGGGGRRRRRPPHHFGT.
monsterroo
MonsterRoo Digital Artist 9 years ago
:O adorable icon <3
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Its been nearly 5 months since they fired me and only NOW are asking for CSS designer for their FIRST milestone. If progress is being made, its slow and painful or not working at all.
kappaplz
kappaplz Digital Artist 9 years ago
you can't be fired if you were never hired
tobiahs
tobiahs Photographer 9 years ago
ugh go back to twitch
reykreyth
Reykreyth Local Fluffdrgn 9 years ago
From your posts on the forums, I'm surprised they're at a milestone at all.
farallon
Farallon Photographer 9 years ago
Must be that mobile site they're spending so much time working on.
softpaw
softpaw Photographer 9 years ago
I work for the government, for an agency that still actively develops Cold Fusion applications, where PHP is the hot new thing. And our ridiculous bureacracy moves faster than any FA project. I have a minor jQuery gizmo that took about two days of my time to build, which has been "in progress" for six months, and there's still more tangible progress than on anything FA has done in the last five years. Given that something like FA is supposed to be either an indie project of passion, or an agile small business, FA should be able to crank out a new layout in the time it takes me to organize the half-dozen meetings necessary to even get a greenlight. But somehow, it never ceases to surprise me that FA has the longer timetable.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
every time this project is brought up you have something bad to say about it, because you're not involved.
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
Every time any project is brought up, you're so eager to be a fanboy to anyone who is an admin to FA, you get your whole head shoved up their ass. So shut it.
sophiesuffocate
SophieSuffocate Digital Artist 9 years ago
O snap
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
Sorry: It's just that every time this guy opens his mouth, shit spews out. Be it on here, or the forums the guy is so opinionated you might as well call him Bill O'Riley, because as far as he's concerned everyone's wrong but him.

sophiesuffocate
SophieSuffocate Digital Artist 9 years ago
Bahaha I know, I've seen him beofe. xD
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
excuse me, do you think I'm blind? I can see everything you're saying. Maybe I'm just not as negative as you people clearly are.
sophiesuffocate
SophieSuffocate Digital Artist 9 years ago
No I don't think your blind, but I have to say that you must have a lot of times on your hands to continually come back and look here. xD
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
well, it's mostly from viewing other responses, but i do tend to overstay my welcome when it comes to discussions I'm involved in, looking at responses.
sophiesuffocate
SophieSuffocate Digital Artist 9 years ago
I learned to stop doing that and just move on. It makes life a lot easier~
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
it certainly does! I've made amends with at least one individual in this journal, so that's a good start.
sophiesuffocate
SophieSuffocate Digital Artist 9 years ago
I'm glad to hear that. I personally don't have any qualms with anyone here. I just find interactions amusing.
sophiesuffocate
SophieSuffocate Digital Artist 9 years ago
Um excuse you. It's really fucking creepy when you search up someone on skype, that you don't even know and try to add them to your friend list.

First of all, it says on my profile to "ask". That does not mean "if you can find me, go ahead and add me". If you had asked, I might have been more inclined to talk to you and add you to my list but since you didn't... You just made me feel violated and stalked.

Secondly, skype is for people I talk to often and trust. Trust is a big part in this equation. I am not comfortable allowing random people into my personal space and have access to my personal info.

If I wanted to have every person to add me, I would have put my username up publicly.


>:I

hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
i'm terribly sorry, i was actually looking for someone else, and somehow got you, with whom i was actually having a civil conversation with.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
i definitely did not mean to come off like that, please accept my sincerest apologies.
sophiesuffocate
SophieSuffocate Digital Artist 9 years ago
//huffs//


.... Well I appreciate the apology. However, I seriously doubt you were trying to find someone else. I can see if you were looking but didn't mean to actually add me. That makes more sense, but you don't just "accidentally" find someone on skype.

All in all though, I appreciate your reaction and again, apology. Don't feel that I'm mad or anything. I just wanted to get my boundaries clear.

IF you wish to talk to me for some reason, feel free to note me~
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Want to know a funny fact?

Just tried to have a civil debate with him, in which he swore at me multiple time, supplied nothing to defend his own facts, and tried to win the debate with nothing more than insults, and expletives.

When he couldn't, he blocked me.

Funny world. <3 So don't feel down about blocking him.

He does it when he can't win.
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
I block people before things get heated so I don't have to become an asshole.
The dude has already harassed me though both on here, and my skype. So honestly if anyone were to be considered a stalker, it'd be him.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Got that feeling from him, when he resorted to the all time favorite " Fuck you " throwback.

Thankfully, I chased him off. Go ahead and add me on Skype if he continues. I can give ya some arguments to copy paste to him to knock him down a few pegs. <3
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
I got him blocked on there anyways; If he comes after me again, I'll just laugh as always and ignore whatever name he uses then.

Would you believe I feel sorry for him? It's not like he's wrong about feeling defensive when it comes to things he enjoys, he just...He's got no knowledge of how to properly debate is all.
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threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Jeez, if you're going to defend something which is failing miserably, at least grow some back bone, and bring some proof to the table that progress ACTUALLY IS being made, rather than the usual smoke screen being popped up every few months.

As for the project that Ben Anderson worked on, there was actually proof of progress. There was a beta site people could check out. There was screenshots, code shots, people taking suggestions on what features to implement. And that all ground to a screeching halt once one ' Zaush ' was implemented.

It was only after Zaush made a fool of himself, that the volunteers packed their bags. If there is going to be another project starting here, it's going to probably flounder the same way if he's involved.

And if Zaush was toating that he was so ' Skilled ' at this position, why can't he fill this one himself? Too busy playing project head?

TL;DR: Do some research, come back, bring a decent argument to the table, instead of the usual strawman argument you toss out there.

-ThreeDawg
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
excuse me? all I said was that Ben had something bad to say about it because he wasn't involved. That's not a 'strawman' argument, it's the truth, doesn't matter how well the project is doing.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Really? Because, above, sounds pretty much like you are defending it.

' Every time this comes up, you're saying something bad about it '.

Check it, before you shrek it.

And the Fuck Yous? Straw manning.

Try harder.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
' Every time this comes up, you're saying something bad about it '.
Yeah, and it's true, every time. He has nothing good to say.

Fuck you then, I guess. I'm not straw manning anybody but I do disagree with anything you say.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
> I disagree with you, and I'm unable to bring up any sort of evidence, or argument against your points. But guess what? I've got plenty of Fuck Yous available! 90% Off! Buy one, get five free! Every single one must GOOOOOOOOO!

Nice talking to you.

Try harder next time. <3
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
you're an asshole, why should I reason with you? I don't need to try harder, I just need to silence the people who don't know how to keep their big mouths shut.
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pimpuigi
PimpUigi Art 9 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/embed/0UJYutcJ6yM Funky as you wanna be!
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
This is a response to DrkKaiser DrkKaiser, who has ever-so-maturely placed me on his block list.

wow. asshole much? I wasn't even talking to you. And I'll be damned if I'm going to be accused of being a fanboy. I do believe in the site, but that's nothing to be ashamed of.
corgii
Corgii Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Just FYI, comments like this are against the ToS so it would probably be wise to delete it.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
"Just FYI, comments like this are against the ToS so it would probably be wise to delete it. "

Since I can't ask you to elaborate, perhaps I can ask you to kindly f*ck off. I also find it funny that you block me after making this comment. If you want to engage in a discussion, that kind of behavior is counterproductive.
lurdanjo
Lurdanjo Creator Of MERVAS, writer 9 years ago
I for one agree with your sentiment (don't block people you disagree with), even though I don't agree with your overall point. But discussion is the most important part of actually getting things accomplished, right?
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
THIS.

I can see if someone's harrassing you or something, but it always seems super childish for someone to pop out their brand of bullshit in a discussion then immediately block you so you can't say anything back. Just sling an attack without any means of defense.

That DK dude does that a lot though.

I may not agree with someone's overall point, but to immediately block them after putting forth my own is childish as shit.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
well, at least i'm not the only one he does this to, that's good to know. what a guy
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
(whoops didn't know you'd respond here, please ignore my other comment with the same exact thing. lol)

But yep! I got hit too by making a joking comment of him bitching a fit over nothing elsewhere. He misgendered me, then gave a snide response and when I went to respond to it, I was blocked.

Not long after I see him again, on another journal, does the EXACT same thing to someone else.

Now here. lol
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shadowwolfiex
ShadowWolfieX Art Whore 9 years ago
Wait wait...he blocked you after he is the one who misgendered you??
Talk about butthurt victim syndrome. Oh no, ive been corrected! Time to block this bully who says they arent the gender i thought to be correct!

(Arghhh. I have to keep reposting this bc my mobile is horrible lol!! )
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
He called me ma'am, which sometimes I get because of my icon (not the one I have now...don't really remember which one it was) and when I went to correct him and let him know that what he said was untrue and I wasn't the gender he auto picked for me, I was blocked. So I didn't get to explain WHY the statement he made to my joke was incorrect and that I wasn't trying to attack him for it nor did I get to explain that i prefer male pronouns.

I got instantly blocked. He seems to do it to prevent even the HINT of any backlash. He's okay with policing people, and acting like he's some captain of justice, but not okay when someone needs to call him out on his shit. I feel like if you're gonna go around policing people and telling them about themselves, you should at least have the balls to not auto block on the chance someone doesn't agree with what you have to say. That's childish as fuck when people are harrassing anyone or being a troll enough to warrent and auto, no explanation block. Especially when HE'S the one usually at the forefront of the bullshit.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
*aren't harrassing
creaturecorp
creaturecorp Bird Horse Thing 9 years ago
I agree. People should be accountable for their comments.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Because slinging insults at everyone is not counterproductive, right?
schnapps
schnapps Traditional Artist 9 years ago
"Everyone mentions how much they want progress to be made"
"everyone ferments, blame flung"
"no progress made"
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
"everyone" = 2 people who refuse to play nice, and are clearly not going to be helping out anyway
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
So far you've been generally an obnoxious twat to everyone simply because they hurt your feelings.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
well, i know i'm a bit too argumentative, but i can't say that they didn't deserve it.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Users always deserve being reprimanded. Having insults thrown at them? Not so much.

Try not to get too passionate about things, that's all.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
i suppose so
chronidu
Chronidu Digital Artist 9 years ago
"Since I can't ask you to elaborate, perhaps I can ask you to kindly f*ck off."

As you put it so quaintly "wow. asshole much" lmao

hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
well, i don't take too kindly to people who do stuff like this
rtdragon
RTDragon Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Why don't you just move on don't let it upset you besides you've been pretty hostile recently here and on the forums.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
I'll move on, but who are you to say I've been 'pretty hostile' recently? I haven't posted much recently on here OR the forums, and none of it was hostile, aside from a few angry posts in this journal.
rtdragon
RTDragon Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Well i've been watching your posts for some time on the forums and you do come off a bit hostile to people. So just calm down for a bit.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
stalker, much? and care to give an example?
rtdragon
RTDragon Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Don't really have to but your behavior is hostile though. considering i'm mostly on the forums working on my sketchbook so i do lurk from time to time.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
I disagree, most of my recent posts are simply helping out others who are having some sort of trouble on the site. I did make more than a few angry posts a while back, when the whole "blocked watcher" bug was fixed but that's about it.

If you really were paying attention, you would know this, I don't typically post a lot in the forums anyway.
rtdragon
RTDragon Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Very well then.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
I've been trying to work on my temper recently. I'm passionate about my opinion, sometimes a bit too much, I guess
miharuokami
Miharu_Okami Crafter 9 years ago
Its not stalking when its on a PUBLIC forum where EVERYONE can read it. Just saying. :I
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
focusing on a single person is indeed stalking. one needs not to single someone out to participate in a public forum.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Aren't you guilty of this, though? Just a few comments up you were talking about 'silencing' people for disagreeing with you.
And honestly? Your behavior kind of warrants a block if you're going to just curse at someone who dares to think differently of you.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
In that case, I'm all talk
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Erkay.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
He does that a lot. Throws an insult or his brand of bullshit and immediately blocks so he has the last word. That's what he do~
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aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
-facepalm-
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
he called you Justin Beiber? Like, WTF?? That's an insult if I've ever heard one.
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hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
someone once said I looked too young to be 'corrupted by furries' lol
it was a picture from my German class trip in 2008, I was 18. But I didn't look it.
redregon
redregon Digital Artist 9 years ago
That's fine... Websites are just like any company out there. If they cannot keep ahead of the competition they're going to be left behind eventually.

Though, personally, if I had the money I'd probably buy the entire site, ditch everyone on staff and actually hire professional web-designers to get the job done from the ground up. A total overhaul and renovation of everything here. Because, really, if you're going to do something, do it right the first time so you don't have to constantly patch and tweak to fix it.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
well you can't just 'buy' the site, you'll have to get permission
redregon
redregon Digital Artist 9 years ago
Everyone has a price.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
I don't think Neer is planning on selling, just fyi
redregon
redregon Digital Artist 9 years ago
1. "If I had the money."

2. "Everyone has a price."

Reading is fundamental.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
yes, it is. let's not make this into an argument. you said 'if I had the money' but as far as I'm concerned, that's not relevant, as 'Neer isn't selling the site. You assume that 'everyone has a price' but I'm not certain that he does, or if he does, it's really high.
redregon
redregon Digital Artist 9 years ago
Well, yeah... You're right there... And I also don't want to get into a fight.

Still, I'm sure if I had something like 2-3 million I'd be able to convince him to sell the site and the rights to it to me. That said, i'd offer that price-tag since I see this site as an opportunity to become quite profitable that it'd be more an investment than an ego thing (by being able to say "this is my site.")

... I am a bit of a businessman at heart after-all.
alphazion
AlphaZion Watcher 9 years ago
I love your icon. <3 It's like if Chewbacca and Doge had a baby.

Such wookiee. Very rebel. Much smuggle. Wow.
iowncharles
I_Own_Charles Traditional Artist 9 years ago
I've heard tell of plenty of people offering to do this, with significant sums. There is no price for make-believe power that Dragonneer has in lording over this shithole.
redregon
redregon Digital Artist 9 years ago
Problem with that is that it's hearsay... And given how often you find furries with the cash to afford something like that, I doubt entirely that his refusal was because of the price (as opposed to the ability to trust that they had the money that they claimed.)

Besides... Go back to "Everyone has a price." This has never been proven incorrect as long as the money is legit (which means that my aspirations for taking over this site are, for now, only a pleasant dream.)

And really... who in their right mind would turn down a 7-figure paycheck? Especially one that's bound to have younglings that he'll be financially responsible for?
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Improving FA is like waiting for Obamacare.
zebrawolf
ZebraWolf Digital Artist 9 years ago
Your icon + plus your comment= <3 omfg lol
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Thanks
darkclawthedragon
DarkclawTheDragon Watcher 9 years ago
Dude thanks for the good five minutes of laughing XD priceless.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
They see me rollin.
miharuokami
Miharu_Okami Crafter 9 years ago
Luigi death glare ftw
rebelnightwolfe
Rebel_Nightwolfe Big, Meaty Paws! 9 years ago
Interesting.
drawwithlaura
DrawWithLaura Tea, Space, ART! 9 years ago
*Scratches chin*
dragon-tear
Dragon-Tear Writer and Commissioner 9 years ago
Ooh, cool thing! ..if only my studies were finished...
Hope you find someone diligent!
voremonster21
voremonster21 writer 9 years ago
sound's awesome ;) what's this about
theapplefreak
TheAppleFreak Catgirl In Training 9 years ago
Phoenix is a redesign of the site that evidently has been planned for months upon months now.
voremonster21
voremonster21 writer 9 years ago
oh
doncoon
DonCoon Chris P. Bacon 9 years ago
*years upon years
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Decades upon decades***

Well maybe not that yet, but I wouldn't be surprised.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
*millennia upon mellennia

*eaons upon eaon

centuries upon centuries.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
I think we got the point friend.
bluemario1016
BlueMario1016 The Protagonist of Light 9 years ago
I hope the new Phoenix layout for this site can be successful. That way, this website can be modernized.
thebigcat
THEbigcat 9 years ago
it's probably end up strange looking like iOS or Facebook :P
bluemario1016
BlueMario1016 The Protagonist of Light 9 years ago
Well, do admit that this layout has been used for years to come. :/
thebigcat
THEbigcat 9 years ago
true. it could use a new twist. the preview they put out a while ago though looked pretty garish though, imho
bluemario1016
BlueMario1016 The Protagonist of Light 9 years ago
I see.
thebigcat
THEbigcat 9 years ago
it's just an opinion though, I can't really do much about it.
frankly I might be a bit biased though since I tend to like things that are familiar and easy to use.
bluemario1016
BlueMario1016 The Protagonist of Light 9 years ago
Same.
inuokami
InuOkami 9 years ago
I just hope it's not TOO different... Honestly, if they keep it looking this way for good, I'm happy with it. But if they HAVE to change it, I hope it works decent on an Android phone.
bluemario1016
BlueMario1016 The Protagonist of Light 9 years ago
Let's just hope the change isn't too difficult to get used to.
inuokami
InuOkami 9 years ago
A G R E E D
blackpuma
BlackPuma Vulpine Panther* 9 years ago
FurAffinity wouldn't be FurAffinity if it didn't look like a simplistic budget site from the early nineties. What's next? No random outages anymore? Blasphemy and slander!
bluemario1016
BlueMario1016 The Protagonist of Light 9 years ago
Hmm.
jazzypanda
jazzypanda 9 years ago
We defend the outages, or we die trying!!
blackpuma
BlackPuma Vulpine Panther* 9 years ago
Outages? More like 'appreciation-breaks', am I right? They always say you don't know you love something until it's gone, and boy we sure do love FA.
lits
Lits Digital Artist 9 years ago
Sooo true... I never noticed how much I accessed this site until that week long outage last year xD
wildlion
Wildlion Digital Artist 9 years ago
FA WITHDRAWL
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Without FA outages, I'd be forgetting what's it like going outside. (Joke)
reykreyth
Reykreyth Local Fluffdrgn 9 years ago
It's a dirt pile... but it's our dirt pile! :3
anubiiswerewolf
anubiis_werewolf the Buff & Fluff Demigod 9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC93Ikg1Q7E
blackpuma
BlackPuma Vulpine Panther* 9 years ago
It's like the fat old grainy TV that you have to hit three times before it works, you can't beat that kind of character.. well figuratively, I mean. It just becomes part of the family.
ilikepizza
ilikepizza Musician 9 years ago
*Turns and looks at TV.*

I don't know what you mean.

mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Or even that one modem that overheats and dies perpetually.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Honestly, I really do like the current UI. It may be, uh, venerable, but it's extremely intuitive. The guts are a dysfunctional mess, but there are only a few things I'd change about the layout.

Everything else is turning into a glossy maze, so it's comforting to know that since FA will never be updated, at least they won't mess up the layout I like.
katanarose
Katana_Rose Fursuiter 9 years ago
seconding this.
kayfox
kayfox Hacker 9 years ago
In startup we are practice Outage Driven Infrastructure.
~ DevOps Borat (@DEVOPS_BORAT) March 12, 2013
shadowfoxnjp
Shadowfoxnjp Digital Artist/ Female 9 years ago
Hope you guys find just the right person can't wait I to see it finished!
fenrirkar
FenrirKar Ace in a Hole 9 years ago
Nice, glad to hear there is progress bein' made!
rottencanines
RottenCanines I don't draw enough 9 years ago
Nggghh yes finally some progress!!
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Nnnghhhs all over you
webster
Webster Art Whore 9 years ago
I hope the site's getting more than a fresh coat of paint and that you actually deal with the back-end stuff. Best of luck with all that.
glitch-
Glitch- Digital Artist 9 years ago
^
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
Phoenix is a full recode from the ground up. Everything, from the bottom to the top. Not just paint.
webster
Webster Art Whore 9 years ago
Would be a good turning point for the site. Best of luck to the devs working on it.
necro
Necro Digital Artist 9 years ago
Will we be able to do name changes with the new system? I don't mind having to pay.
celestina
Celestina Monster... Enthusiast ;) 9 years ago
Oops, asked under the wrong account. I almost never check that one.
king-giga
King-Giga Digital Artist 9 years ago
I highly look forward to this with massive amounts of excitement.
miffthefox
MiffTheFox Cotton Candy Chameleon [they] 9 years ago
Cool, hopefully you can get in some modern technologies like Python and PostgreSQL.
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
How much of it is going to be built off of what the last team did? Remember that? The guy who actually knew what he was doing and basically built you a functioning website that you then threw in the trashcan because you just HAAAAAAAAAAAAD to have Zaush running it?
reykreyth
Reykreyth Local Fluffdrgn 9 years ago
^This indeedy^
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
^ i can't BELIEVE you guys are acting like you NEVER EVER hired ben when there is PROOF that you did
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I'd like to see said proof.
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
i'd link you myself but can't rn- though i advise you visit ben's tumblr, he has logs from his time there documented, it was made pretty clear he was given a job to do as he was told to work with zaush. better yet, just ask him yourself, there's logs of zaush treating him like absolute crap also and just a plethora of stuff to back up ben's claims lol
tisfoolish
TisFoolish 🍆➡🍩 9 years ago
Will there be an option for an HTML only version? I very much love the responsiveness of FA and that's partly due to to the fact that it mostly relies on just HTML currently.
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
They're making a mobile friendly version so maybe there would be an option to switch to that. Would be much more lightweight than anything they do for desktop
tesla4d
Tesla4D Writer 9 years ago
"mobile-friendly" != "HTML-only". They overlap, but one of the big things about mobile is the screen size. I for one do not want to end up looking at a cell-phone size website on my desktop.
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
We're talking FA here, you gotta grasp at straws for usability sometimes :P
iowncharles
I_Own_Charles Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Typically when a mobile version renders on desktop, all the images and text remain at their original or larger size. In other words, if you view the mobile version on desktop, you'll still get big pictures, but many of the other features will be stripped out.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Needs moar paint.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Son, it's already drowning in the stuff.
distracted--
Distracted-- Art Whore 9 years ago
Oh please don't go with a Java uploader for images.

Its complete hell on my phone.
dixievonfur
DixieVonFur PrOn Artist 9 years ago
*high five*
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
If you have time out of your day, or answering these comments, please see: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:40592816

And while you are at it, look up Jim Rennie. Stephen King character. You need to understand what this is starting to look like here.
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shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
How is this an update? This is the reverse of an update.
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benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Because this milestone was already hit in December last year when I was already in the process of designing a front end. I already had a working Mobile Interface for Windows Phone, Android and iOS. That isn't even on their list. Plus, its been 5 months. 5 Months and no one has touched the front-end CSS yet? In any software project, that is an absolute disaster.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Welp.

Saw this one coming.


jammie888
jammie888 Watcher 9 years ago
Hi, Wanted to ask a question on this

"5 Months and no one has touched the front-end CSS yet? In any software project, that is an absolute disaster. "

I have Just completed my Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Science and am going into the Master of Science next year. As far as I'm concerned even touching the parts that make something look good is pointless if the back end does not work. And if this is a Full recode as has been mentioned many time (Backend and Front) Would it not be more beneficial for them the get the backend to a working state before trying to make the data it would spit out look good?

I may be wrong but to me Something that works but doesn't look good is a lot better then a good looking not working site in my personal opinion.

(Just to make sure i'm not going at who's coding or who's been fired/removed, That's drama to me and I don't care about it, Im only asking about the Computer Science part and the reasoning behind it)
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
The reason why you need a front-end, even a basic one, is that you need something to actually plug into the back-end code in order to test it. Synthetic testing can only do so much. If you develop with an MVC mind-set, developing anything without a front-end is eye-rollingly pathetic. You need a front-end skeleton in place, followed by the a back-end system, and finally the logic is slotted in the middle.

If you develop the Model and the Controller with no View, you end up with a spider's web of features and the massive task of then attempting to integrate them into a front-end when really, you should add a feature then integrate with the front-end. If you have a front-end, you can tailor the modules accordingly - what is paramount to the backend only and how can one separate said functionality from the Interface if you do not know what your interface actually is? Surely they must've taught you the correct processes for developing applications like this in Software Engineering. Be it the Waterfall or Rapid Prototyping methodology (et al), you NEED an interface.

Having all that wonderful Javascript nonsense to make it look pretty? That can wait until the end. The actual skeleton and rough layout? That should be early in the development process so you can see how pages react to certain input variables.
jammie888
jammie888 Watcher 9 years ago
Oh yeah but the definition of interface can mean many things. Maybe I didn't define my meaning of what I understood the CSS code is for, CSS if for page colours, fonts, sizes and the such.

you can output raw data to the screen without any CSS coding My question was why would they want to focus on the Visual aspects when there are quicker ways to test the back end.

My project was Rapid Prototyping and the majority of my prototypes were Command line output, it wasn't till the end of the project that I implemented a OpenGL 3D Environment.

I suppose it Different areas though with Web Development, As its all about the visual Aspects for a website... mostly. Im more of a Back end programmer anywho.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Maybe I didn't define my meaning of what I understood the CSS code is for
That sentence made no sense.

you can output raw data to the screen without any CSS coding
And what about input? It'd be nice to have a properly laid out screen. For that you need some HTML and a bit of CSS.

Plus, as stated, you need to affix the backend directly to the Graphical Interface in order to get ANYTHING done with a dynamic website.

majority of my prototypes were Command line output
Tell me, what part of the web browser is Command Line?

it wasn't till the end of the project that I implemented a OpenGL 3D Environment.
Again, what part of the browser is OpenGL 3D?

I suppose it Different areas though with Web Development
Gee, ya think?
Last I checked a Database and input-based logic differ greatly from w/e the hell you seem to be thinking of.
jammie888
jammie888 Watcher 9 years ago
You must think of Development projects differently then to me as all i could see there was nit picking over the small differences in naming terms between Software programming and web Development.

Command line Interface is Basically Textual I/O only, no Graphical Interface (that would be Text on a screen which if I'm not mistaken, a Browser shows quite well without CSS)

I CBA Translating the rest of it.

What I was going at was the situation as depicted below.

Oh i want to do something fancy in this corner of the page.

*spend 3 weeks designing the Graphic aspects of said fancy thing*

Okay that looks good, now lets do the back end

*spend another 3 weeks attempting to do the thing that is in actual fact, not possible for some various reason* (hardware limitation/Coder inexperience/ Software limitation, code limitation, ect ect ect)

Oh well now instead of wasting 3 week on this impossible task I have wasted 6... oh well.



As it seems that I cant hold a causal conversation without wanting to throw an insult at you (unsure where that feeling comes from) I'm going to go back to talking programmers.

So Thanks for the Chat.

Ni'cko


benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Command line Interface is Basically Textual I/O only
Don't patronise me, mate. That Master's degree you're going for I already have.

that would be Text on a screen which if I'm not mistaken, a Browser shows quite well without CSS
You still need to see how to the page structure reacts to the information shown! No, you don't need the super fancy elements as stated, but you need structure and colours, which requires CSS. Plus, its been 5 months and they're only looking for front-end people now. In any project, that's a disaster.

*spend 3 weeks designing the Graphic aspects of said fancy thing*
Or, ya know, you get the person in charge of the front-end to do it and you work as a team with parallel development.
Or, alternatively, you could not be a crap-tastic web developer and get that thing in the bottom corner done in 20minutes.

Okay that looks good, now lets do the back end
Except you work on both at the same time. You have an extremely linear thought process when it comes to development. The basic process should be a tick-tock: "Okay, I've added a small element to the back-end, lets make it display correctly on the front-end".

Oh well now instead of wasting 3 week on this impossible task I have wasted 6
That's just horrific planning on the PM's part.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Why they fired you?
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
They didn't. The project team walked off after they were treated like shit by Zaush.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
Zaush doesn't own the site, if they were being treated like sh*t why didn't they say something to Dragoneer?
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
As stated, we didn't want to work with him. As you probably didn't know, Zaush was made the lead so it was up to his discretion.

Its amazing how much you brown-nose this website. It Really is.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
you know what? I don't know everything about this. What happened is in the past, and I've gotten different accounts on the details, so I don't know what the truth is, and I'm really sorry if I hit a nerve. I am critical of the site myself, hell, especially when it's gone down. I don't brown-nose the site though I do support it to some extent.
jolene
Jolene PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Aww, I was hoping for something X-Men related...




/trollface :P
bearpatrol
bearpatrol Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Haha. Progress. Hahaha
lynx189
Lynx189 Watcher 9 years ago
Ha. Finish. Haha.
shad0wf0x13
Shad0wF0x13 Art Whore 9 years ago
I thought you guys killed this off after what happend...
arcturax
arcturax Batgryph! 9 years ago
Last I heard they convinced someone who worked on Weasyl to do the work for them. No idea where its gone from there, but you can see what has been checked in here: https://github.com/FurAffinity/phoenix
shad0wf0x13
Shad0wF0x13 Art Whore 9 years ago
Node.js... Didn't Bell say something about that?

http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/node.js

Yep, they did.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I wish I could "Like" this.
shad0wf0x13
Shad0wF0x13 Art Whore 9 years ago
Hmhmhm.
thedreae
TheDreae Watcher 9 years ago
I think the whole thing should be written in C using CGI (pls no)

However, regarding the questionable scalability of Node, it seems to work well for PayPal

In most cases I would argue you should really be more concerned with how you write an app than what you write it in
shad0wf0x13
Shad0wF0x13 Art Whore 9 years ago
Same here, I just thought it was funny.
miffthefox
MiffTheFox Cotton Candy Chameleon [they] 9 years ago
The only valid language for a web application is Python. No exceptions.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
The best languages for web development are compiled languages, not Scripts. ASP.NET or JSP are far more efficient.
thedreae
TheDreae Watcher 9 years ago
Oh what an interesting conversation we've sparked, too bad people seem to be more interested in making broad sweeping statements rather than interesting arguments

@Miff, while Python is undoubtedly an excellent choice, and is in fact my preferred language, but saying it's the only valid language is just silly

@Ben, the relative benefits of ASP or JSP vs other languages can be argued until we're both blue in the face. However, most people I talk to agree that the performance benefits provided are effectively meaningless, and I agree with them. Programmer productivity is much more important. I know personally I'm more productive in Python, and I certainly enjoy it more, and if performance is a big issue you'd be better off scaling horizontally anyway, as demonstrated by the fact that Google uses Python.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Google uses many languages, not just one. Besides, for a site like FA, a compiled language is a no brainer given the interaction required with I/O as well as the rather limited hardware on which the site runs. Yes, google uses Python. Google also has a multi-million $ data centre. FA has a couple of boxes with AMD Opterons. Anything that can reduce load and streamline in any possible way will be beneficial. You either go extremely easy to maintain and cheap (free) like PHP with a buttload of cache software on top to try and help it along, or you go streamlined to the Nth degree with Microsoft Windows and ASP.NET 4 + SQL Server, which not only would be extremely easy to maintain and write for, but sturdy and solid when in operation and dirt easy to configure.

YMMV and Personal Preferences vary, yes. But to me, compiled is the way to go for robustness.
thedw
TheDW Remixer 9 years ago
I should really look past my unabashed hatred of Microsoft because dear God, you have a point. ASP.NET of any kind (I personally like C# as a backend but different strokes for different folks) is stupid easy to use; write everything to do with actual operation in the backend compiled code then abuse the Hell out of ASP.NET master templates and handlers.

I like PHP too but it gets slow with larger amounts of data being processed. Same with MySQL (although I actually hate that one).
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
You should check out MariaDB, it's a binary drop-in replacement for mysql that is... well just a lot faster.
thedreae
TheDreae Watcher 9 years ago
The new repo lists postgres as a dependency
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
I know they're using postgresql. MariaDB is just a personal preference. :3
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
Err... hopefully this reply will go to you this time. MariaDB is just a personal preference.
hera
hera Commissioner 9 years ago
Thats the database I recommended. the other was a Windows solution with MS-SQL and asp.net (or c#)
wolingopaws
WolingoPaws 9 years ago
For me it's ASP.NET that gets _really_ slow, but it could just be my host. Plus ASP.NET seems overly reliant on javascript, which most people have disabled.
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
Actually less than 2% of internet users have javascript disabled.
wolingopaws
WolingoPaws 9 years ago
Doesn't change the fact it's hell insecure though :P Also, got a source for that?
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
Are you thinking of Java? Java is known for being insecure. Javascript doesn't pose much of a risk if you browse sensibly. Here's an article on the differences between Java and Javascript: http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/201.....-your-friends/

RE the low numbers of people without Javascript, the 2% number was from Yahoo in 2010, I believe. Gov.uk did a study on their own website in 2013 which showed just a little over 1% of people don't get Javascript in their browsers. https://gds.blog.gov.uk/2013/10/21/.....t-enhancement/
thedreae
TheDreae Watcher 9 years ago
In any language the I/O is going to be handled by the operating system via system calls, i.e. the performance benefit in I/O bound operations is going to be negligible. Granted, in CPU bound operations compiled languages are notably superior, but that's just a given. However, there are very few cases, if any, where you should being doing CPU intensive tasks while generating a page. If you have a lot of data to crunch, use Hadoop or something similar, if you need to run a search, create an index. In most cases your time will be spent waiting for the database, and in that regard I can find no evidence to support the notion that MySQL is faster than SQL Server or vice versa. With any language you're going to get much better boost to performance with a CDN and memcached than changing languages. And, if you consider the cost programmer time, a much more valuable speed up too.

As for robustness, I'm not sure what you mean. I can't imagine why one would be any more robust than the other, both PHP and ASP.NET a mature and stable, and the same can be said for MySQL and SQL Server and indeed for Windows and Linux. The robustness comes from your configuration rather than the services, though perhaps windows is just easier to properly configure.

tl;dr people get too caught up in concerns over performance, just stick with what you know. If you know Node.js, trying to learn ASP.NET for the minuscule gains in performance is simply not worth it.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
[quote]tl;dr people get too caught up in concerns over performance[quote]
Considering the abysmal performance of FurAffinity at times, performance is EXACTLY what we should be striving for. If we can eek that out with a compiled language with direct access to the OS (ala ASP.NET) then we're golden like a good breakfast cereal.

Bish Bash Bosh. Job's a good'n.
thedreae
TheDreae Watcher 9 years ago
Except slow code in PHP is going to be slow code in ASP (I dedicated a whole paragraph to this, did no one notice), at best you will be saving miliseconds/request, which your users will never notice. However, if you don't know ASP you may make mistakes that cause downtime, which your users certainly will notice.

If you take anything from my tired paragraphs, take this: There is no magic bullet. If you've got a bad stack in PHP, switching to ASP isn't going to make it good, just perhaps marginally less bad.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Basing something off of a bad foundation will continue to lead to failure, pretty much.
miffthefox
MiffTheFox Cotton Candy Chameleon [they] 9 years ago
But Python is compiled! It's just done so at load time.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
That's JIT processing, not actual compiled libraries and executables which are stored on disk.
campersander
campersander Typist 9 years ago
It’s a good thing .NET and Java don’t have JIT compilers.
miffthefox
MiffTheFox Cotton Candy Chameleon [they] 9 years ago
.NET and Java are both JIT from bytecode too. If you want to name a compiled language that's not JIT'd try C or Go.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
I think you misunderstand. "JIT" in terms of Python is compiling on the fly. [dot]NET and Java export to pre-compiled binaries and libraries in their respective IDEs.
campersander
campersander Typist 9 years ago
Pre-compiled binaries that are then run through JIT. If writing bytecode to a file is what makes a performant language, though, go look around for .pyc files.

CPython isn’t the only implementation in existence, of course…
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thedreae
TheDreae Watcher 9 years ago
To clarify, the pre-compiled binaries of Java and .NET are actually bytecode that are then run through the JRE and CLR respectively, similar to the way Python creates .pyc files that are bytecode that is then interpreted by the Python interpreter. The key difference is the runtimes for .NET and Java take it a step farther by JIT compiling the bytecode to machine code that is then run on the hardware, that's where the speed up comes in.

The PyPy project, which I'll assume is what campersander was hinting at in his post, attempts to do the same for Python by JIT compiling Python to machine code, with pretty impressive results.

Additionally, in regards to the FA rewrite, it's important to note Node.js runs atop Google's V8, which compiles JavaScript to machine code at runtime as well
genei
genei Photographer 9 years ago
this is not what anyone ever uses "JIT" to mean

there is a JITted python implementation, pypy, but the reference implementation is not JIT. it just compiles to bytecode at startup.
jackmcslay
JackMcSlay Traditional Artist 9 years ago
I personally think a mixed approach is more efficient. Have a core doing the heavy lifting written in native C/C++ code and then do the less taxing methods on your PHP/Python/Ruby/Lua etc. Ease to modify is important too, you don't want to have a potential memory leak just to fix a form validation code.

Alas, the decision to use node.js entirely is INSANE
thedreae
TheDreae Watcher 9 years ago
I don't think FA will be doing anything where a hybrid approach would be practical. For FA, the "core" will be its database, which is already written in C/C++, the Node will only be responsible for serving requests and rendering pages
arcturax
arcturax Batgryph! 9 years ago
My problem isn't with the technology being used but the management. They had guys who had a solution nearly ready and they threw that out the window to promote someone who apparently doesn't know what they are doing. As a user of the site, I and everyone else have a right to be concerned with how this is going. It isn't good when you have this kind of thrashing around going on when trying to create the next gen of a site. Pick a group of developers and stick with them until it is done or they have shown they can't get the job done. Given that after 6 months we have just a few scattered code files out on the githut, I'd say its time to admit that maybe they should go back to the guys who nearly had it done the first time with their hat in their hands and hope they are still willing to give them the time of day.
kristalderp
Kristalderp Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Just noticed your avatar and yay Deathsaurus/Dezaras!
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
But I thought Weasyl was at the forefront of the vicious anti-FA conspiracy, and anybody associated with it is a vile traitor to the very fandom?
maskedskunk
maskedskunk Stinkbomb 9 years ago
I think that's who they are replacing.
veck
Veck 「Aɴᴛᴀʀᴄᴛɪᴄ Rᴇɪɴғᴏʀᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ」 9 years ago
Progress? Where.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Inside me
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
That would explain everything.

Also that's the best comment/reply I've seen all day.
dreamycoon
DreamyCoon Anthro Artist 9 years ago
sweet baby Jesus give us some folders
meowchi75
meowchi75 King of Procrastination 9 years ago
^ this
I need some organization in my gallery ;_;
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
^THIS.
mattsykun
MattsyKun Furry Merch Artist 9 years ago
Pleace.

I NEED to have things organized. My DA account is a testament to that, as well as my computer.

SUBFOLDERS EVERYWHERE>
mattakushinzu
Mattaku_Shinzu Digital Artist 9 years ago
Yeesss please~
Organization is a lovely thing.
monsterroo
MonsterRoo Digital Artist 9 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

AHHH FOREVER FOLDERS, PLEASE!
uluri
Uluri Gore Warning |Digital Artist 9 years ago
Omigosh This so much.
I'll have a Pokemon folder, a personal folder, Commissions and Gift art folder,
A Refsheet Folder for my characters, a comics folder for my comics, and a folder for art that people make me!.
I won't need to make multiple accounts to organize my mass amount of random art, AND I'll be able to find it.
It would be Lovely.
toothclipper
toothclipper Writer 9 years ago
lol
seniorpainis
SeniorPainis Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I saw Phoenix and immediately thought the city in AZ and got excited :c
zzyzx
zzyzx Big, But Never Big Enough! 9 years ago
I'm here!
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Looking for a team to film things is what I thought

#Perv

#Brick'd
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I'd like to offer my services!

Here's a commission website I am making for myself to show recent work (This is a sample page): http://iraph-studios.com/download/r.....%20Designs.htm

I also have a few other websites I've created (I always create mine from scratch, so each one is 100% original):
http://theglytheumstate.com <-- My story/soon-to-be-video-game website
http://raph.iraph-studios.com <-- My portfolio website
http://iraph-studios.com <-- My server index

I have lots of experience with PHP, HTML, HTML5, and CSS. I also can get by with MySQL.

I think I've offered my help before here...but yeah! Give me a shout if you're interested at iraph-studios[at]live.com :3 I've been doing this for years, and would love to contribute.
oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
g/l to you :)
creaturecorp
creaturecorp Bird Horse Thing 9 years ago
>tables

nawp
zzyzx
zzyzx Big, But Never Big Enough! 9 years ago
Well, if you're going to work on FA, you might come across ... a few tables.

Though this is the part that bothers me:
Website better viewed in Google Chrome.
Best viewed in Google Chrome.

Nope. Make sure it works in everything if you're a web designer. That's... pretty much your job, right there.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I test all of my websites on every browser.

Google Chrome just displays everything the best. For example...take one of the websites and display it both in Chrome and Firefox. It'll be the same, except Chrome renders it slightly better.

You also throw this at me as if I don't know -how- to make it compatible with other browsers. I just like people to know it displays best in Chrome.

Just because I like Chrome better, does not mean I cannot build a website. don't shout my talent down over something so small :3
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
I just like people to know it displays best in Chrome.
If you have to say "it displays best in <browser>" then you have failed as a web-deisnger. It should look exactly the same in EVERY browser and not have a "best" viewing method.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
You quoted part of my comment, and ignored the rest. If you're gonna call me out, you could at least see what else I wrote. :3
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Want me to pick it apart?

Fine.

Since you seem so adamant that you're quite good at website design and construction and seem to dismiss anyone in the know, I'm just gonna rip your shit to pieces. You asked for it! ;D

Google Chrome just displays everything the best.
And yet STRANGELY ENOUGH, when I and many others design a website it appears identically across ALL browsers.
http://1drv.ms/1jZX9hd Here, have a screen shot of a very old version of my portfolio across three browser: Safari, Chrome and Firerox.

It'll be the same, except Chrome renders it slightly better.
And it shouldn't. IT SHOULD ALL BE THE SAME.

I just like people to know it displays best in Chrome.
If you have to say that then you've not made it display correctly in other browsers. NO ARGUMENTS. YOU DUN GOOFED.

does not mean I cannot build a website
YOUR WEBSITES ARE BUILT FROM TABLES.

Your meta tags are shit or non-existent, your layouts are basic, your images lack alt tags, your external linkages are non-existent, you space elements out with </br> and non-breaking spaces and so on and so forth. In fact, just look at this screen shot of your portfolio with my now defunct one. http://1drv.ms/SASKLd

Your website is fresh out of 1996. Its non-standard, its poorly written, its not semantic and god knows how many other errors.

Lastly, to point to another one of your responses:

It's actually proven that Chrome's HTML engine renders incredibly better than any other HTML engine out there.
You do realise that Webkit, the actual rendering engine (which is made by Apple), is also used in Android, iOS, Safari, Webkit Tab extension for IE etc. So if it renders correctly in Chrome but doesn't in iOS, then no, you've done something horribly wrong. Its probables to do with the fact that YOU USE NO TYPE DECLARATION. So the browser just straight up guesses.



You are no where NEAR professional level - pick up a book and study a LOT more. You can't just throw down tables and expect a website (yes, even one as bad as FA) to hire you. I COULD'VE been a lot more pleasant in explaining this to you, but no, I will take thy arrogant ass down 12 pegs after many people tried to tell you that, maybe, just maybe, you're not as good as you think you are.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
You sir are acting like a dick.

Drop it?
jaxbug
JaxBug Digital Artist 9 years ago
How mature. You wanted him to challenge the rest of your comment, and he did. He responded and prefaced it with a warning. How is that being a dick? Learn how to take constructive criticism or you'll never improve in anything.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
This is not constructive criticism. There is nothing polite or constructive about this comment.
jaxbug
JaxBug Digital Artist 9 years ago
Regardless, the point still stands. The most important thing in web design is that it looks the same across all browsers. This was something I was taught in the few design classes I took.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
As I said before, it is compatible in all browsers. Chrome is the most stable, so I like users to know it works best there. But again. Yes, again. My websites are compatible and test on IE, Firefox, and Chrome.
deovacuus
DeoVacuus The Devil 9 years ago
Constructive criticism doesn't have to be polite or coddle your feelings. That's not the point of it.
mrzhenbang
Mr_Zhen_Bang Writer 9 years ago
Sadly some people on this site are addicted to dicks and can't drop it.

I agree, Chrome has better rendering capabilities than firefox.
rohawk
Rohawk Digital Artist 9 years ago
I wouldn't touch work on Furaffinity with a twenty-foot pole after the Zaush debacle, but if I linked you some personal stuff I've worked on, would you be willing to rip apart its cardinal sins as bluntly as you did that guy's?
rohawk
Rohawk Digital Artist 9 years ago
I mean that request in as much of a "dang, you'd probably have some good advice/criticism" way as possible.
campersander
campersander Typist 9 years ago
And your website has this:

<span class="buttonContainer" onclick="window.location = 'art.php'"><span class="button">Digital&nbsp;Artwork</span></span>
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
And what, exactly, is wrong with that (apart from the lack of an 'a' tag ofc)?

It was purely for CSS purposes in order to style the buttons more effectively and to have a bit of fun doing so. Prior to that old website going flat (style wise), the outer span provided rounded corners and outer border colours, with the inner providing gradient and inner border (obvs a lot more styling that that but I can't remember then right now). The end result was a perfect recreation of the UI controls from Windows 7 and Mac OS X (they used to change depending on the visitors OS). I realised that two elements were needed to achieve the 3D effect. I'll make a version for you when I get home! :D

As for the &nbsp; it stops words from collapsing to the line below if the user resizes the window. It became habit as at the time I was working at British Airways and &nbsp; was mandatory on almost everything.

:)
campersander
campersander Typist 9 years ago
apart from the lack of an 'a' tag ofc

Exactly! It can’t be opened in a new tab with Control, the middle mouse button, or a context menu; it can’t be focused or activated with the keyboard; it doesn’t work without JavaScript.

I'll make a version for you when I get home! :D

Appreciated!

The &nbsp; is fine, by the way.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
It was just CSS for fun. Though the app I originally developed it for used JS so 'a' links weren't needed, and I just dropped it in.

Anyway, had to throw it together quickly as I'm still not home and on a shitty laptop: http://benanderson.homeip.net/button.html
Sloppily put together, not sure if it works outside of Opera but hopefully you get the idea.
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heavecleaver
heavecleaver Crafter 9 years ago
Thank you.
When standards aren't standard they infuriate me in variable ways. (Standard ways?)
Makes about as much sense as men's and women's pant sizes. (In the US anyhow).
Browser should = Different way to view same content
NOT
Different way to view same content IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
At that point, any "standards" may as well be shoved up a MY filthy ass and farted at fart-speed towards the fucking sun.
I'm leaving Earth now. You're welcome to join me. We'll have a TV and chips n' stuff, and NO GRLS ALLWD (naw seriously, that's just on the sign, they're allowed). I'll be making some awesome punch too. Want some punch?
Drink the punch.
(@)_(@)
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
It's actually proven that Chrome's HTML engine renders incredibly better than any other HTML engine out there.

So...yeah. I tend to recommend it. But just because the recommendation is there, does not mean it is not compatible with other browsers. I could take that off, and it would be no difference.
genei
genei Photographer 9 years ago
how on earth do you "prove" that
yaminohanna
Yaminohanna Digital Artist 9 years ago
Dont forget my lil candy of choice Maxthon >.> my processor craps out on all the other bigger fancier browsers now days hense FA is so easy to load too with its 90's browsing XD
zzyzx
zzyzx Big, But Never Big Enough! 9 years ago
Maxthon is using either Internet Explorer or Chrome to render web pages, depending on the version and the settings. It isn't a browser in its own right. I used it way back in the early 00s because it added tabs to IE before IE had tabs on its own, though I long gave up anything related to IE ages ago.
yaminohanna
Yaminohanna Digital Artist 9 years ago
I guess you are right about that now that I think about it ^^ but it does run smoother for older comps than any of the newer browsers which is why I like it
manathevixen
Mana_the_Vixen I went to go get the milk 9 years ago
Tables!?
*HISSES*
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Well...with what I'm hearing, and then the sudden burn of my websites by a few people here, I think I'll take back my offer.

Thanks, but if this is what I'm gonna deal with...I think I'll try elsewhere.
iowncharles
I_Own_Charles Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Why don't you take this as a learning opportunity to improve what you're displaying in your profile. If a bunch of coddling furries are going to give you grief for your site, you can imagine what people in the real world will do. You'll never be hired anywhere.
myr
Myr Digital Artist 9 years ago
Read this whole comment, please. I see you're using tables. I see you have been criticized for it, and I'm not going to pile on. I think I know why you're using tables. Take a look at the CSS command box-sizing. Specifically, try applying box-sizing:border-box to page elements. You'll find CSS will start behaving the way you expect it to. Try it! Oh, and you need a DOCTYPE.
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
Uh-- I think you have to send a direct note-- cause we all know this journal is gonna EXPLODE with comments and your comment might get lost in the mix.

Besides-- If you send a note then the staff has a copy of it for further record. Good Luck brosef~
femaledarkling
FemaleDarkling Digital Artist 9 years ago
Any chance you guys are gonna make like a character tab sort of thing?
hoot
Hoot Digital Artist 9 years ago
thiss :O
halcyonheartbeat
HalcyonHeartbeat Dad Bod Gaymer 9 years ago
SO MUCH THIS
schnapps
schnapps Traditional Artist 9 years ago
This
dreamycoon
DreamyCoon Anthro Artist 9 years ago
This this this
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Give them another ten years and maybe.
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
40-50 when all changes hands to someone who gets shit done the right way the first time. or tack on another 100 to that if the next happens to be just as bad at this as the last one.

dont need white nights clippin this for the truth in it,.. are there changes since i got here,.. psh,.. my age
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Pretty much.

I can't believe that they thought this was a good idea. I think they just want to stir the pot since the old drama died down.
monsterroo
MonsterRoo Digital Artist 9 years ago
^AGREEEED^!!!
williamca
Williamca Giant Stupid Dog 9 years ago
Woo
rednec0
rednec0 Watcher 9 years ago
In b4 drama
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
nahejanabw

*random drama*

./band
chesse20
chesse20 Anthro Artist 9 years ago
No it's not me
anubiiswerewolf
anubiis_werewolf the Buff & Fluff Demigod 9 years ago
it's not really an update, but better than nothing I guess
dharmavalerkin
dharmavalerkin Watcher 9 years ago
True, but I'm happy because it's a sign of progress, and that's something. ^^
anubiiswerewolf
anubiis_werewolf the Buff & Fluff Demigod 9 years ago
That's just it, it isn't progress
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
it' saying you need stuff to be able to have progress and you don't have it. (yet)
arcturax
arcturax Batgryph! 9 years ago
For anyone interested, what code they have for this is here: https://github.com/FurAffinity/phoenix

Whether this actually ever goes live is anybodies guess.
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oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
g/l ^^
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
I think you have to directly note them tho?? Idk if they're going to go thru every last comment.

Good luck Brosef.
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spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
Well-- They said drop a 'notice' whatever that was supposed to exactly mean.
But I would assume a note would work better anyway but....almost everyone who is raising their hand is doing it hesitantly now so.........eh.
bloodewulf
Bloodewulf Writer 9 years ago
Glad to see progress with this. Good luck with everything
vince-nt
Vince-nt Digital Artist 9 years ago
crossing fingers for fOLDERS!!
but thank you for the small update!
munchkinlovaxp
MunchkinLovaXP West coast Coyote 9 years ago
Dammit Jim, I'm a notepad basic webpage builder, not a CSS worker!
zzyzx
zzyzx Big, But Never Big Enough! 9 years ago
You also need to be popufur with at least one major drama issue to be hired, I think. >.>;
munchkinlovaxp
MunchkinLovaXP West coast Coyote 9 years ago
lol Yeah that's definitely not me. Not that I'd want to work for FA, too bad a reputation.
I'd rather work for Piranha Games. XD
katheel.
Katheel. 9 years ago
I can do none of that. Hire me to be the slacker.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Hires you with food
namelessimp
NamelessImp Some kinda artsy imp thing 9 years ago
That's what their entire team is already, though.
tuyuq
Tuyuq Writer 9 years ago
*shots fired*
mutant
mutant Anthro Artist 9 years ago
oh my god
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
all my cookies are yours
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
hah!
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
^
SMACK DOWN
codyhusky
CodyHusky 3D Modeller 9 years ago
I would love to help my favorite site! Unfortunately its not the best time for me and I don't have much example work.
spoonyfox
Spoonyfox Ain't no goddamn fox 9 years ago
I thought you had a full team already?
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
They had a team, and then they fired all of the competent people to hire Adam Motherfucking Wan who proceeded to torpedo the whole thing and get absolutely nothing done. Now they're begging for help again.
trokkemlan
TrokKemlan Watcher 9 years ago
Sounds about right.
pig
pig SEPIAFLUX 9 years ago
Amazing.
miharuokami
Miharu_Okami Crafter 9 years ago
LexyEevee Never forget.

Sounds all too familiar.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Pretty much what Shane Rufus just said.

I was doing front end and I had a working mobile interface as well as a normal front-end for desktops/laptops that was getting good feedback from the community via the Forums. I got kicked off the team by Adam Wan.

That was five months ago around New Years day.

It has been FIVE MONTHS and they are only JUST NOW getting people to work on their CSS front end for their FIRST MILESTONE. The original team including me would've had a working database + many if not all front-end elements complete by February and a working product out for testing by March. But NOPE. Five mother fucking months.
anubiiswerewolf
anubiis_werewolf the Buff & Fluff Demigod 9 years ago
oh, so you are this Ben Anderson I have heard good things about. If you were doing such a good job it seems stupid to have just kicked you to the curb.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Because Adam Wan (Zaush) just straight up didn't like me. Since he was made the head of the project instantly with no warning, he fired me and Myr bailed because he was insufferable to work with.

Wan lied about his skills with NodeJS, dismissed our legitimate concerns regarding the use of NodeJS (difficult to expand, ASync support is useless on a website like FA that has a purely linear structure etc.) and lied about his past works experience: he said he worked on PHP at British Airways - which is Bollocks because I worked at British Airways and they've been using Java since 1997.

So I had a front end, Myr had a Database Schema, but because we didn't agree with Wan (and he was just straight up nasty to us and tried to use his PopFur status to push us around) Myr left and I got the boot.
anubiiswerewolf
anubiis_werewolf the Buff & Fluff Demigod 9 years ago
*sigh* I know the feeling and have dealt with far too many people like that. My sympathies to you for what they did to you. That is never a good thing to go through, no matter what the topic is about. Sounds like you vastly didn't deserve it. Karma will strike, it always does. The attitude of the community alone is proof of that. *hugs*
thedw
TheDW Remixer 9 years ago
This doesn't surprise me in the least considering people in the business of developing and running websites tend to gravitate towards what's popular and well-known vs what actually fucking works and is easily maintainable. It bothers me every time I see big sites like this use shit software and if I had any say in the matter I would have gone off at FA for using vBulletin as their forum software since it's been terrible since the 3.6 days. Common reasoning is it's "more scalable" but that's been complete bullshit for quite a long time now--hell, the vB5 beta took over a minute to load, which is ridiculous since betas for similar software that I've tested don't take nearly that long.

I went on a huge tangent there, but my point is that for some reason popular gravitates towards popular and pretends that decent developers of ANYTHING have to also be popular or they aren't actually any good, which in most cases is a complete crock of shit.
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
vBulletin and PHPBB are awful. They've been stuck in hell for years. :P

Just because I love to plug this one I've found, you should try Discourse if you haven't seen it: http://www.discourse.org/
arcturax
arcturax Batgryph! 9 years ago
From what I've seen on the github project, it is currently a one man show and it doesn't appear to be Adam doing any posting, someone named Charmander is posting bits of code, a pathetically small amount for 6 months work at that. So yeah, this turned into the mickey mouse operation we all thought it would.
pig
pig SEPIAFLUX 9 years ago
Wow man... Good for you for outing all of this, sorry you had to deal with him at all.
shiekratora
Shiekra_Tora Writer 9 years ago
>inb4 "This comment has been deleted by the Administration."
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
I've already got this post as well as my original comment on my Tumblr. Even if they delete it, its out there.
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jadennh
Jadennh Watcher 9 years ago
Months went by. Then suddenly, oh, there's a design team I don't know about and it makes me look like a fool.

Not that you need any outside help with that. *snort*
foxyfellowuk
foxyfellowuk Writer 9 years ago
So, if the first milestone is within reach after almost five months, I guess we can expect the whole list of them to be attained by 2023...in the highly unlikely situation of the project not imploding unpleasantly before the end of the year, ala every other ill-conceived attempt at an FA revamp.

Yeah, I don't hold out hope for Phoenix, for a number of reasons I can't specify as the management doesn't believe in free speech, and think all popufurs are utterly beyond all reproach, while simultaneously hanging lesser people out to dry for the tiniest of transgressions.

Then again, what management, from websites to countries, doesn't operate like that?
foxyfellowuk
foxyfellowuk Writer 9 years ago
On further thought, it occurs to me that we can't blame the utter lack of progress here entirely on incompetence; complacency is a big culprit, too. I mean, it's not like there's much in the way of dangerous competition...

SoFurry is a porn site desperately trying to dress itself up as more, while failing miserably to hide its oversized erection. It's also been even longer since the last update on their latest revamp - nary a peep since December.

Weasyl is a rudderless ship cast adrift in the Sea of Endless Beta, seemingly doomed never to reach the shore of anywhere relevant, useful or interesting.

Inkbunny's a well-made site hamstrung by the stigma of cubporn, and inexplicably disinterested in doing even the smallest thing about that; it'll therefore never fulfill its potential or be any kind of a serous rival.

Then again, none of them have ever, to my knowledge, employed a suspected sexual predator and rapist to reboot their site, then, rather than admit that just maybe he's a poor choice whose very reputation makes him far more of a liability than a benefit and remove him, stubbornly persist with him while insisting the thousands of people objecting are all deluded and misguided. That's a special level of arrogance and cowardice, right there, putting your pride way, way, way ahead of the safety of site users. I mean, Dragoneer stated in the January journal that Zaush wouldn't have access to the database, yet in this very journal Neer also states that Phoenix is a ground-up recode, which I sincerely doubt could be achieved without access to the database; therefore, if he is a predator, you've basically given him free, unlimited access to a small city's worth of people.

Yet still you persist in trying to brush all this under the carpet with half-truths, obfuscation and evasion. You actually manage the impressive trick of making the current British government look transparent, open and even-handed. To be completely fair, though, it's not entirely your fault - when the unpleasant, disquieting likes of Zaush, Wolfy-Nail and Jay Naylor are the most popular members of your community, that suggests deeper and wider things wrong than just bad management of one site.
qwertydragon
QWERTYDragon professional bastion 9 years ago
fighterjet
FighterJet Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I feel like I should be buying you a drink for this comment.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
I love you.

Have my e-babies!
swanda
Swanda Digital Artist 9 years ago
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
You bring up Inkbunny and cub porn. I make a comment stating that I'm not going to make a comment, because as soon as I start, this entire page will be one big comment.

Useless comment of the year, by yours truly.
botsinlove
BotsInLove Watcher 9 years ago
Yeah. Yeah, you.
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Dude you need like 40 beers for this comment
nervensaege
Nervensaege Protector of Birdkind 9 years ago
all for you
nekophoenix
nekophoenix Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Good lord - jolly good show!
flowercrown
flowercrown Art Whore 9 years ago
I feel obligated to sign up since my actual name is Phoenix
but I'm kidding! (but my name really is Phoenix)
thera
Thera Disillusioned Scapegoat 9 years ago
Lol.
gothicvixen-autumn
GothicVixen-Autumn Digital Artist 9 years ago
make folders. please! <3
ekbellatrix
ekbellatrix stupid idiot 9 years ago
Ahahahaha.
natter45
Natter45 Digital Artist 9 years ago
When Phoenix does officially begin.. Add in a deletion system so if someone you watch deletes something you have a favorite.. it should also be deleted so we don't have to keep manually click to delete the missing favorites every time.
burnide
Burnide Metal Munch Bird 9 years ago
I'll happily be the blazing little avian mascot of this whole ordeal.

Or, perhaps that isn't so great of an idea.
scoopicus
Scoopicus Watcher 9 years ago
Oh boy, things look to be going super-duper over at the professional team of developers behind the long-awaited Project Phoenix. Only 4 months after announcement and no notable progress has been made at all, AND the team is still incomplete after you nearly killed the whole goddamn site in a massive dramacow because you totally needed to hire an incompetent douchenozzle that wouldn't be able to help in any way?

Man, keep up the good work you guys. You have my complete support and faith in this project that in absolutely no way will fail when one of the developers inevitably loses all of the coding in a folder full of animal cocks.
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
It's actually reverse progress. This is some Duke Nukem Forever shit. They were 85% of the way there, fired the whole team, and now each "update" is showing a LESS finished product than the last one.
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Or some TF2 shit. Give it 11 years lets see where FA stands
heavecleaver
heavecleaver Crafter 9 years ago
...HEY! Hey.
Hey.

Hey.

I'm the one guy that actually enjoyed Duke4. The multiplayer was also the most fun I've had since Q3A.

Don't compare FA to DNF. That's not fair. At least DNF came out. It's true! Touching the DVD case right now. And y'know somethin' else? Even Duke wouldn't....

....

Nope, won't go there.
ziggyfox
ziggyfox Watcher 9 years ago
DNF duke would. And DNF also took more than a decade to come out. You can't "at least" that.
heavecleaver
heavecleaver Crafter 9 years ago
Fffffffffhehehehe! XD
I could sit here and argue with you until probably October or so but this is more fun, honestly...
Check out this fruit hat!
http://i.imgur.com/OoqK2PV.jpg
ziggyfox
ziggyfox Watcher 9 years ago
yeah no.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
*applause and apple sauce for you*
heavecleaver
heavecleaver Crafter 9 years ago
These things sound very similar! I like to imagine that they're happening simultaneously. An apple sauce applause? Think of the mess! Think of the glory! Imagine if everyone was holding pork chops too. ....Sweet Jesus.
</isfat>
ziggyfox
ziggyfox Watcher 9 years ago
it's like you're both retarded. anyone can spout bullshit, but you could at least do the appropriate thing and not just make shit up and toss around bad comparisons. Are you or aren't you better than the people you're against? Fucking idiots.
heavecleaver
heavecleaver Crafter 9 years ago
Awwwww, c'mon ziggy, be a sport!
I could have been your friend but I've been blocked over a fruit hat. :C

It's all fun. Check it out. Imagine I'm rolling my R's here...

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrruit hat! http://i.imgur.com/jjat5yM.jpg
glennlazarus
GlennLazarus Digital Artist 9 years ago
I feel as though you're some kind of wizard. lol
myr
Myr Digital Artist 9 years ago
I thought Steve Jobs had the CSS stuff all under control. Guess not. Well, good luck -- you're going to need it.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Remember when I said it'll all come crumbling down?
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Miss your regular progress reports on the forums, man. Amazing progress was made. It was something that brought hope back to the Website for me.

Hope your talents are being used well these days.
mei5683
Mei5683 Digital Illustrator 9 years ago
:0
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psy101
Psy101 Feral/Anthro Artist 9 years ago
-Waits-
toni.
toni. Digital Artist 9 years ago
your icon is such an accurate representation of this entire situation.
stormwolff
StormWolff Commissioner 9 years ago
And here I just graduated with a associates degree in Web design. . But I feel my CSS skills wouldn't be sufficient with such a big project.
oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
well you have nothing to lose by putting yourself out there. worst they can say is no
carcasshellhound
Carcass_Hell_Hound Shawn 9 years ago
Go for it, dude! :D Try anyways!
stormwolff
StormWolff Commissioner 9 years ago
I guess I could give it a try. I just have one question for Fender or Dragoneer. Is this a job that would pay?
gatorguts
gatorguts Digital Artist 9 years ago
If they were paying people, it would be done by now.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
This.
glennlazarus
GlennLazarus Digital Artist 9 years ago
^ This
qwertydragon
QWERTYDragon professional bastion 9 years ago
<3
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
This so much...
chronidu
Chronidu Digital Artist 9 years ago
PRETTY MUCH

And you wouldn't even have to hire someone as wholy disrespectful to the community and unprofessional (to put it lightly) as Wan to do it
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Shots fired
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I opted in...immediately got shunned.

So, good luck.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
SO. WAIT.
I WAS ALREADY DOING THE DEVELOPMENT WORK FOR THIS FUCKING PROJECT AND ACTUALLY HAD SOME FUCKING CSS AND LAYOUT ALREADY DONE, YOU FIRE ME BECAUSE "GOOD MANAGEMENT" AND THEN GO LOOKING FOR OTHER CSS DESIGNERS MONTHS LATER!?

JUST.

I'M DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
P.S.
This is already on Tumblr.
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ekbellatrix
ekbellatrix stupid idiot 9 years ago
Me and my friends were JUST talking about you. Like wait, there's this perfectly great guy who had the entire thing DONE that they got rid of, and now they're looking again? Okaaaaay.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
No, we have a great team working on Phoenix -- we just need more people to help create CSS and HTML files and build out templates.
yggdrasilsroots
yggdrasils_roots Writer 9 years ago
No offense dude but ya'll can't even get people to check your trouble tickets for months at a time -- how do you expect to get anything done with a team that obviously from progession's standpoint isn't working at ALL, especially when you boot off folks that seem to have been doing all the real work? That's some backassward priorities.

But, don't worry about it. You're sitting on ad revenue, hiring your friends and popular furs because you can, and asking for free help when they can't get shit done. Totally under control.
corgii
Corgii Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Why use someone qualified when you can instead employ some popufur that draws mediocre porn :3c
ekbellatrix
ekbellatrix stupid idiot 9 years ago
OH YEAH. I forgot that their goal wasn't to make an actually decent website :3c
schnapps
schnapps Traditional Artist 9 years ago
pffftt. i'mma cry
trokkemlan
TrokKemlan Watcher 9 years ago
I casually use FA, so I've been in the dark about all this Phoenix mumbo-jumbo..

...But this is just insane. What a complete waste of everyone's time and your effort. It's depressing, and I'm sorry this happened to you.

What a stupid thing to do.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
Fire you? I didn't "fire" you. You were never even communicating with me, FA or a single person on staff. You were working completely independent of the site, not even working with us... and somehow that's our fault? FA has made mistakes in the past, yes, but this was not one of them.

You were working on a full recode of the site... with zero involvement with anyone FROM the site. You couldn't even be bothered to work or communicate with me. So yes, we moved on. You asked for permission and I granted it, and I never heard back. Then suddenly it's my fault that you were moving on a project you never bothered to involve anyone with?
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
I have never seen a more pathetic example of whitewashing on this site before.

Tell me, dude. Is that how you honestly remember it all going down or are you hoping no one else remembers what happened so you can lie to them?
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
White washing? You can't fire or terminate somebody who was NEVER a part of the team. That's the basic truth of it.
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
Haha, okay dude. I get it. You're all buddybuddy with Wan so the story now is that Ben/Myr was never actually part of the team.

This is the internet, my friend. You can't bullshit people when everything that went down has been preserved. Ben and Myr built you guys a modern site and then you brought on Wan, who acted like a diva and insisted you get rid of them. They could have had the whole damn thing finished for you by St Paddy's day, but now it's after Memorial Day and you're putting up a journal putting up a casting call.

Riddle me this: even if what you say is true, why wouldn't you go reach out to him now? He already fucking did it, why not utilize what is basically ready to go? No behind the scenes drama indeed.

I look forward to your update next summer when you're on Reddit begging for help with the database. Then Christmas of 2017 when you proudly show a mockup in Adobe of what it'll totally look like.
kappaplz
kappaplz Digital Artist 9 years ago
>Ben and Myr built you guys a modern site

Pure exaggeration. Ben had an HTML mockup and Myr had a schema. They were in the very preliminary stages of coming up with something.

>why wouldn't you go reach out to him now

That will never, ever happen
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Pure exaggeration. Ben had an HTML mockup and Myr had a schema
I actually had a working mobile interface template that was ready to accept back-end code. As far as mobile was concerned, the "View" of MVC was done, and the actual design of the main website was receiving feedback from the forums and I was changing as I go. Documentation was also being written and compiled at a feverish pace.

They were in the very preliminary stages of coming up with something.
We were actually just about to stress test a working database. Myr and I both have Enterprise server hardware at our disposals of varying configurations - his running Linux and mine running Microsoft Windows, and we were ready to pull the schema apart bit by bit. We also had a full timeline setup.

This was far from "we did some stuff in an hour".

That will never, ever happen
Nor will I ever want to join the team again.
kappaplz
kappaplz Digital Artist 9 years ago
These are a lot of words to say you only had a mockup and a schema
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Listen, I know you're a troll account. Not helping anyone.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
There is a Tumblr page called furry scumbags and he's on there avoid list.
trokkemlan
TrokKemlan Watcher 9 years ago
When he says "fire", he clearly means "booted off", so there's no reason to draw a discussion into another direction like that.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
Which is fine, but you can't be booted of something that never officially existed. He was working on code on his side, and that's fine. But it was never an FA project because it was never so much as coordinated with a single staffer on the site OTHER than "Can I?".
lillium
Lillium Digital Artist 9 years ago
Wow.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Wait a minute. You gave him all he needed to code a website, tried communicating with him about it all the time (Because you made it a point that he ignored you, but you gave him all he needed), and when he devotes time to it, you throw him off the team because he did his job without bothering others on said "team"?
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
If by "all he needed" was I siad yes...

And how can I throw somebody off a team I didn't even know was working on a project because they never contacted me?
deskai
Deskai Colourist and SFM user 9 years ago
wait...
Didnt they contact you before hand, then you forgot about them cause I'm pretty sure your post on the forums show that you did forget about them due to that they (even admitted) failed to keep contact with you due to certain events getting in the way? To which you tried to merge the two groups together?
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
You said you didn't know they were working on the project...yet you said you gave him all the code and I assume files he needed to do it. Am I the only one finding this fishy?
cerberusnl
Cerberusnl Watcher 9 years ago
He didn't say he gave them any code. 'Neer only gave them permission to start a rebuild.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
The entire transaction went like this:
"Can we try to recode the site?"
"Yes."

And I never heard heard back from them again.
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
are you seriously going to keep lying in a poor attempt to save face

are you seriously going to keep doing that

not only are there notes that were screenshotted by ben himself and put on his tumblr to show his attempts at contacting you (which, if you honestly didn't receive them despite there being various RE:'s in the titles... it's your faulty system that deletes notes) but YOU should've taken responsibility to check back on him when he and myr were working with zaush, presumably under your orders.

it was BOTH OF YOUR FAULTS. and ben has admitted he made a mistake by not contacting you, but you are NOT doing anyone favors by blatantly lying when you admitted somewhere on the forums that you SIMPLY. FORGOT ABOUT THEM.
myr
Myr Digital Artist 9 years ago
First, it concerns me that my name keeps coming up. I am trying to avoid the drama. I was trying to do something nice last year. I feel the need to chime in on your comment just to set things straight.

Second, I never worked with Zaush. I chatted with him about his vision for the project. I did not subscribe to that vision so I did not continue.

Third, there was a communication break down. I didn't stay in touch. Things were not officially endorsed. Nobody checked up on what had been done. I'm not seeing how that constitutes a lie. If anything is to be blamed it would be that there are so many methods of getting on contact and everyone has their preferred methods. There was minimal overlap. Easy communications issue.

Finally, I don't have a Tumblr so you must mean Ben. I never posted chats. I will not post chats. The goal is to make FA better. Like it or not, it is infinitely more usable than Weasyl.
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
i only meant your name in combination with ben as you two were working together, not saying you did any of what i said for future reference. i only really know ben's situation from what he's put on tumblr and previously the fa forums as he's been really vocal about that

i will make sure to not bring your name up again tho uwu
myr
Myr Digital Artist 9 years ago
Ok, thanks! >^.=.^< I'm not mad at you or anything. Just trying to stay on the fringe and snipe at potential confusion spots for anyone just now or in the future coming across this thread.
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
it's all good!~
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
"it is infinitely more usable than Weasyl"

[citation needed]
jaxbug
JaxBug Digital Artist 9 years ago
Wow. Keep lying Dragoneer. See what good that brings you.
The evidence is out there. You're really not fooling anyone here.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
But..... You even gave the go ahead to do the project. I even saw this.

Your contradicting yourself....
trokkemlan
TrokKemlan Watcher 9 years ago
Also, "never part of the team"?

That's...low.
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
Those two were a team on there own.
And it seems like a good working one too...
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
Though I have nothing particularly positive to say regarding how the project has been handled, I can at least say that what Neer said is fairly accurate. From what I was aware when working with Ben and Myr, there was no contact back to Dragoneer and when Adam Wan offered to take up a separate project it was accepted. When contact was re-established, the teams were introduced and due to... and the nicest way I can say this is "differences in personalities" between the two teams I was the only one brought onto the Phoenix side of things.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
You were never even communicating with me[quote]
You never communicated with us. Myr (albeit not very frequently) tried to contact you when I was working with him, too, and that went ignored.

[quote]You were working completely independent of the site

Except I was working with the person to whom you gave permission for redevelopment.

but this was not one of them.
Ohhhhh yes it was.

You were working on a full recode of the site
Exactly. FOR FREE. You should've embraced our small rag-tag trio with open arms.

with zero involvement with anyone FROM the site
Except, again, from the person to whom you gave permission to redevelop the website.

You couldn't even be bothered to work or communicate with me.
I would've happily worked with you and even attempted to work with you. The notes are still in my inbox. You also did not communicate with US. You just assumed Myr had, I don't know, died or something and just went and hired Zaush out of thin air without first checking to see if Myr was still going forward.

a project you never bothered to involve anyone with?

Except, again, the person to whom you gave permission to redevelop the website.


This is a two way street.
My team should've communicated more, and you should've kept better tabs on what was going on. Easy, simple, done, dusted. Its business management 101.

Do not delete my comments, Dragoneer. If you truly think that you were correct, leave them wide open.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
Yes, you asked for permission and I gave it... and I never heard from you again. Not until suddenly there's a team. You asked for permission, and I said yes... and then nothing. You never got back to me, you never contacted me, design meetings were never held, discussions for what needed to be never happened.

Your team didn't communicate at all. Not more. AT ALL. All I have is a single not asking permission. And while I respect Myr, nobody ever told me who was involved, what was happening, any planning.

Months went by. Then suddenly, oh, there's a design team I don't know about and it makes me look like a fool. Yet I did nothing wrong. I gave permission, and you never even responded to my note after that. Not "Hey, thanks, what do we need to do to make this work?". Nothing. Period.

And I have never deleted your comments.

And how can I embrace a team of people who I don't know even exist because you can't be bothered to tell me? Not just permission, but oh, hey, we're adding people, we're building a team! I'd have GLADLY worked with you if I'd even known there was anything going on.

But instead? Nothing.

So, yeah, I wanted to recode FA and assemble a team. I've been wanting that forever. So, not hearing anything, I found people, and started assembling a team. A team that communicates with me.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
So, not hearing anything, I found people

So instead of trying to check up on the person whom you initially signed off, you just went and got more people. Lets not forget that when I, personally, got in touch with you, we had a knowledge base (that I actually gave you a password and username for), a test server, a Database Schema and a working mobile + desktop front-end mockup in HTML5 and CSS3.

You forgot, Dragoneer.
Plain and simple.

We should've contacted more, I have said this over and over and over. I know where the shit hit the fan and I know exactly where my side went wrong. Both sides are too blame. I'm not trying to lump all the blame on to you, and you shouldn't be lumping the blame onto me and Myr. Simple.

I'm done.
Last post I will make on this journal.
Goodbye.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
You got in touch with me AFTER the fact of Phoenix. If there had been any contact with me prior -- any at all -- things would have gone completely differently. I can't follow up on every single request or inquiry possible. I go through nearly a thousand notes, comments, emails and other issues every single week. I can't follow up on every one, hence why I need people willing to communicate.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
When you had ZERO work done on Pheonix and LOTS done on FA2,0.
If I was in your position, I would've snapped up what was done instantly and integrated it into Pheonix. This first milestone you posted about in this journal would've been reached back in February, possibly even the end of January at the rate I was going with the front-end. I had a darn mobile interface, 'Neer! One that actually had real user feedback from the forums!

But. Ugh.
I'm tired. I'm actually at work on Nightshift and I've got 800 enterprise servers to look after.

Good luck with Pheonix.
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
This whole thread.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9f889bc.....FAJ1rgf79x.gif
deja-blu
DeJa-Blu 🍃 9 years ago
fucking lost it xD
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jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
I feel sorry for you. Neer sure has farts for brains.
reykreyth
Reykreyth Local Fluffdrgn 9 years ago
Communication's a two-way road, as has been mentioned ad nauseum. There's no reason you couldn't have made like... a sticky note or something.
"These folks are doing something of interest, perhaps I should check up on it!"

I can't imagine that all of the other notes and such are as paramount as dragging this site into the modern era.

genei
genei Photographer 9 years ago
maybe it's the responsibility of the person in charge to reach out to the people working for him

maybe that's 90% of what being "in charge" means
demonkam
DemonKAM Lurky Lurk 9 years ago
Neer, you do realize (if I'm correct) there is a whole fucking thread in the forums showing this..
And this was before Zaush was even publicly announced.
iowncharles
I_Own_Charles Traditional Artist 9 years ago
You kids need a project manager. If you're interested, let me know.
carcasshellhound
Carcass_Hell_Hound Shawn 9 years ago
And with that, Ben has my vote. Take this guy back onto the project!
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I think Dragoneer needs to give a huge apology first...
carcasshellhound
Carcass_Hell_Hound Shawn 9 years ago
True.
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
afaik ben refuses to be a part of fa again due to the incompetence

i can't blame him, his time is better spent elsewhere
carcasshellhound
Carcass_Hell_Hound Shawn 9 years ago
*sigh* That makes sense. It's a real shame though that everything is a mess like this. Nothing is getting done because Dragoneer refuses to man-up to the mistakes made. Ben's already done that and noticed his own mistakes.

Why can't Dragoneer?
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
because he is too egotistical to admit he made a mistake? he has resorted to blatantly lying to anyone who demands the real story now lol when anyone who can just go to bens tumblr and see the proof for themselves... just.. wow i'm floored honestly???

this whole thing further convinces me this site remains the sinking ship people perceive it to be
carcasshellhound
Carcass_Hell_Hound Shawn 9 years ago
Believe me, I know what you mean. My last question was actually platonic... maybe I failed to make it sound as such. I did my research on and off-site surrounding Dragoneer, Adam, and Ben.
So much drama and ego up the wazoo!

This site is a sinking ship and has been for years. I'm sitting by and waiting for that to happen.
*Ahem* And what about the saying... "the captain goes down with the ship"?...
Adam is that hole in the ship and Dragoneer refused to fix the problem.

Now look at what's happened...
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
ah, nah i got it was rhetorical, just kinda speaking out loud so to say~

honestly ben could've been a great asset to fa
but of course neer had to pick zaush over him because favoritism!!
carcasshellhound
Carcass_Hell_Hound Shawn 9 years ago
Oh crap, yeah! That's the word. >3> It's 12:39AM here right now, bleh...

I damn-freaking agree with you! :( Ben would have had most of this DONE by now. Like I said, it's a damn shame but hey! What can we do about it? We're just the users; the majority of the site. Our voices are nothing around here against the popfurs and staff. :/ Hell, half the site LEFT when Adam was put on the project. That has to say something......... like come on!
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
yeah but because zaush is buddies with him and not only that, is a popufur... welp..

woe is the fate of fa!
carcasshellhound
Carcass_Hell_Hound Shawn 9 years ago
Yup. :( Favoritism at it's finest...
disorder
disorder 9 years ago
This.
jaxbug
JaxBug Digital Artist 9 years ago
And with that, Ben has my vote. Take this guy back onto the project!
More like Dragoneer needs to step down and give the ownership of the site to someone who's actually competent and not a pathological liar who hires unqualified popufurs for the site.
carcasshellhound
Carcass_Hell_Hound Shawn 9 years ago
I agree with you completely on that.
scoopicus
Scoopicus Watcher 9 years ago
No but see they needed to hire an alleged rapist who has absolutely garbage work experience

So see it all works out why you were totally dumped off
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
Hey remember when you dumb fuckasses had a skilled web developer and then you got rid of him?

Yeah. Good job, dipshits.

dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
Please keep your comments in line with the Code of Conduct. It's fine to be upset, but resorting to insults is not something that will be tolerated.
terraformer
Terraformer Writer 9 years ago
Insults should not be offensive unless it stings with abit of truth.

As a leader(I guess), you and several others need to learn some humility.
jaxbug
JaxBug Digital Artist 9 years ago
Ahahahaaa...
Oh please. The insults are well deserved.
pudgy-mutt
Pudgy-Mutt Dragon Artist 9 years ago
Its not an insult unless they are hitting home with the truth. Just saying.
summercat
summercat Furry Librarian 9 years ago
I'll see it when I see it.
creaturecorp
creaturecorp Bird Horse Thing 9 years ago
Yo.

I don't have a portfolio I'm willing to share here, but maybe I can come up with something.
tanathy
Tanathy Cookie clicker 9 years ago
I'll be able to do css/css3/javascript/nodeJS on the summer. But mostly css/css3 that is you looking for...
tanathy
Tanathy Cookie clicker 9 years ago
PS: css designers/developers are working together and not alone. Usually on blocks, part of a website, not the complete all in one -to avoid problems-. Please do remember, it would be a team work not just a work of 3-4 people. Also i am just hoping that this wont be a joke (as usual).
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
Wouldn't get your hopes up.
tanathy
Tanathy Cookie clicker 9 years ago
I believe and i am hoping all the time. But i don't want to waste my energy on "dead projects"... or where developers are replaced on every second days. Xy is still practicing nodeJS?
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
Toss me some info!
tanathy
Tanathy Cookie clicker 9 years ago
Note has been sent :)
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jtknhg11o.....Screenshot.jpg
tajumi
Tajumi Fursuiter 9 years ago
Um, no. Just no. I would believe this, but alas, I will not.
banditringtail
BanditRingtail Writer 9 years ago
I will believe it when I see it.
creat0r
creat0r Writer 9 years ago
I am here to offer my skills of nothing :*( *slinks away again*
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socks-the-fox
socks-the-fox Watcher 9 years ago
Ooh I know! Let's go get someone who was ALREADY DOING THIS instead of bringing on someone completely new.

Or is there some hidden drama as to why you don't? I bet it's hidden drama. It's always hidden drama.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Ooh I know! Let's go get someone who was ALREADY DOING THIS

WHAT A LOVELY IDEA!
superdragon468
SuperDragon468 World Builder 9 years ago
I wonder if you agree with what i've said. It is up to Dragoneer to appologise and ask you back, i have no control over that, but you're obviously a fantastic coder and an asset, everyone here wants you to help with the project i think, not for the admins, but for the community
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
and ask you back
I have no desire to go back.

The only reason I would come back is if:
1) I got a legally binding contract;
2) I got free reign over my work and an actual hand in the hiring process for new team members if they were required, and;
3) An actual web developers wage. The average web developers wage for Q1 2014 based on current stats is around £37,500/$60,000 per annum.

This wont happen because:
1) Anything legal would scare the living bajeezus out of the staff on this website;
2) The management is so poor I can imagine they'd hire someone else to "co-develop" with me out of the blue, and;
3) This website is flat broke. If I can't afford to import Chevy Camaro in cash at the end of the year, then I aint working for them.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
Hidden drama? No, we've got a team set and just need additional help in getting progress done.
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
So why didn't you reach out to the guy who ALREADY DID THIS FOR YOU?
freehaven
Freehaven 9 years ago
Because that would require the humility necessary to apologize for (and a sense of shame about) alienating someone who wanted to help.
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
^
Basically
socks-the-fox
socks-the-fox Watcher 9 years ago
Any reason you didn't ask the people that were already doing this kind of work?
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
I've been looking for a variety of people to help out. I want to put the offer up to the community so we can get people added to Phoenix.
socks-the-fox
socks-the-fox Watcher 9 years ago
In that case I'm gonna put my vote in for BenAnderson BenAnderson because you know he was kind of already working on this before being kind of unceremoniously dumped.
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
id go a step further to say just hand it all to him and stay out of it after that but what do i knw,.. i just has cookie jar -munch munch-
reykreyth
Reykreyth Local Fluffdrgn 9 years ago
Again, why not ask those who have already worked on it prior to Project Phoenix?
This isn't one of those "It's everybody's site! :3" that you put on the fridge because it was a good try. It's kind of a professional thing.
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
That might require Neer admitting he royally screwed the pooch, which has a track record of happening precisely zero times.

These guys would rather torpedo the entire website than admit fucking up.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Well, they're obviously not the kind of self-starting go-getters Neer needs on this project. Have they ever taken the initiative to sabotage relationships or harass the site owner's girlfriend? You've got to be bold in this business -- there's no room for passive followers on the Phoenix Project!
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
When is Adam going to be fired?
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
When they are done using him for sex.
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
Adam Wan unfortunately probably makes this site bookus of money, or brings bookus of money to the site. Like with the shitty tracers and loli/child pornography big-time popular users on DeviantART, the administration will probably NEVER let go of him because that'll just rile up his faceless fanbase and possible take out a big chunk of cash from the site if he leaves.

Of course, they'll never admit that.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
They'll only be mad until they realize he'll have more time to draw dog penises when he's not insulting the dev team. I can't see his fans actually giving a damn whether he's pretending to code or not, so long as their porn flows.
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
Yes!! It's so sad to see. :( I understand FurAffinity is a business primarily, and its goal is to make [long-term] money, but it's always saddening to me to see a business lose all integrity and face in order to reap the so-called "benefits". Obviously FA cares more about its wallet more than its userbase, but what gets me at the same time is the blatant lying, backpedalling, and massive amounts of passive-aggressiveness that Dragoneer shows (and does) to his cash-cows (us/the userbase). I don't think I would mind half as much if Dragoneer didn't make his personal politics a necessity to using his website. No one cares about his Internet e-drama and dirty laundry, and why he feels the need to announce it EVERYWHERE and PUBLICLY AT ALL TIMES, I don't know, and it just really shows Dragoneer's true colors (and they aren't pretty). If he was just a faceless admin or something, with a good PR team, I wouldn't mind half as much because at least we wouldn't have to hear from him.

I really don't know why furries feel the need to announce everything everywhere. It's like they don't have a filter. Dragoneer isn't the only one who comes to mind; Furcadia/DEP (lol) is another furry company that has shitty abusive admins that really just need to shut up and separate their personal lives from their business ones.
yaminohanna
Yaminohanna Digital Artist 9 years ago
^ I agree with you completely this is the first update I actually took the time and intrest to read yes I dont use FA half as much as the average joe but shit I've seen sites ran ALOT better even on publicly announced updates keep the dirty laundry in the back or on your own PERSONAL sites not your company site...for example ben with his tumbler A OK!! spaming passive blattant lies to those who make your site still live...BAD!! I mean common sense if an issue occurs to where one starts it ask them to talk to you via note or to move it all to private even for those of the public who want to know about it just inbox I mean shit not that hard not everyone is a fucking drama hound...some of us TRY to avoid it if we can specially when on sites like this to try to make a living through your site...(like myself and many others I know) last thing we need is more stressfull drama tied to where we are trying to make work through your company name I mean you do want us to bring you more users right that will possibly fork out even more cash? treat us all right and with the same respect its on everyone to make it work so everyone needs to do their part like not adding fuel to the fire...anyway on another note I suggest make sure the site update if it does happen or when I dunno XD can work with all browsers like IE FireFox GoogleChrome and the new one I personaly use Maxthon thank you and end slight informative rant...


So how are you all doing XD today~
schnapps
schnapps Traditional Artist 9 years ago
I think no one considered professionally that maybe hiring someone that big for drawing porn would be an issue. Not realizing this is also another issue onto itself....
kukari
Kukari Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Yeah okay. Just like every other "update".
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
It's an update that says "we can't do anything because we don't have anyone. Because we fired the guy who already did the work.
So can someone please work on it for free, so we can start yet again after destroying all the work put into this .3. thanx"
creideikistormbringer
CreideikiStormbringer Musician 9 years ago
I have zero skills in web design; but as a user with a physical disability, I do hope that the Project Phoenix design keeps those of us with vision problems in mind.


Seriously, WTF is with this "smooth, borderless, zero contrast" design that everyone seems obsessed with now? I like the current FA design and layout because it is so very accessible. (Plus, unlike so many more modern Web 2.0 pieces of junk, the browser zoom function works.)
artex.
Artex. Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Hopefully something comes of this, sad to see this is looking like previous projects. Still though, I look forward to updates on the matter. ^^
stiligfox
stiligFox Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Hehe hello fellow icon sharer furry person thingy!
artex.
Artex. Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Hello! FreezingHot makes some snazzy icons. :3
deja-blu
DeJa-Blu 🍃 9 years ago
RIGHT!? AHHHH
yaminohanna
Yaminohanna Digital Artist 9 years ago
I want one link me their profile XD
deja-blu
DeJa-Blu 🍃 9 years ago
freezinghot :D
cas.
Cas. Anthro Artist 9 years ago
LMAOO Not surprised none of you can't even do this what was the point of even hiring Adam onto this
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
CSS and HTML is far, far more than database development and code. We just need people to help with templating, not the underlying progress.
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
If your team can't figure out what CSS is and how to make a style sheet, then I think there's something seriously wrong with them...

You make the style sheet, go to the html page, call the style sheet, and for each div you assign it a class or id for its size / font / whatever. The hard part, IMO and from what I've seen, is linking that all with the database code, java or php, but if you're secretly looking for that, your team isn't as talented as you thought. I'm pretty sure that CSS / HTML is basic stuff web designers are supposed to know...
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
We fully understand what CSS and how to do it, we just need additional help in getting pages and templates built. We know how to do that, that's not the question.
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
If they know how to do it then why are they having issues building the templates? Are you saying that they won't do it, don't want to do it, or did some of it and want someone else to do it for them?
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
Backend and front-end coding is different, some people are better in one rather than the other. And the actual design aspect is fairly different from both :P
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
So what was that 'sneak peak' presented to us months ago? Just a photoshop image someone got bored and made? Or did you actually have someone code the CSS / HTML for that then let them go? Or was it just a prank? Who made that??

I'm aware the coding is different - however it seems odd that they don't know how to do a basic style sheet. It's not that complicated, but the question I presented was never answered by Dragoneer, so I'll ask you.
"If they know how to do it then why are they having issues building the templates? Are you saying that they won't do it, don't want to do it, or did some of it and want someone else to do it for them?" Though looking at his tweets, it sounds like he's trying to find someone who knows how to make the website switch to 'mobile' mode when you're viewing the site on a mobile device, which...doesn't really use CSS / HTML and a simple google search shows it uses PHP / JSP / ASP.net which should be something the team is capable of doing, because that's not the front-end, that's the back-end.

And it does seem quite odd months later it's only now they realize 'omg we have no visuals for the site and no one capable to do them!' Did you guys forget about that?
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
I'm no longer involved in FA or Phoenix, so I'm not entirely sure what happened since I left. But I do know that the mockup presented earlier was an early design, it's possible that they realized since then they need more design help. Or just more coding help in general, since I know two of the developers that were on the team back when were both pretty backend oriented.

Actually modern responsive design fundamentals encourage designers and developers to make sure their content works on all (or at least, most) devices through the use of responsive stylesheets. Google has some good articles on that over on their developer page: https://developers.google.com/products/

I'm not saying this project has been handled perfectly, I ended up leaving due to differences in the direction it was going. But it's still important not to jump to too many conclusions about what's wrong without knowing the story behind things.
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
Oh - I must of missed the journals of transparency that gave us updates to those who left the 'new' team. It also seems like you're still on it by responding to people as if you know what's going on, but you don't. So. Now I have more hope in the project knowing you left because of 'differences'.


Never said that the mobile site wasn't necessary. I don't think you understood what I said. I'll clarify. I said Dragoneer was looking for someone to make a script of sorts for the website to say 'hey, this is being viewed on a mobile device so I will switch to the mobile site automatically'. That is why I said it doesn't require html / css, that's going to require the backend programming, and why I was saying I hope that's not what he means by looking for a css / html wizard. Because That's not a design issue. That's something else that needs to be done on the back end. Does that make sense? I have site A and site B, and I want site A to redirect automatically to site B IF site is being viewed on a mobile device.


And I, among hundreds of other users, would love to know the story behind things! We'll never hear it though, and if we did, it'd incite drama about who was right and who was wrong and 'I'm the owner of the site and what I say goes no matter what!'
nanuk
Nanuk Art Whore 9 years ago
I left because of professional incompatibility, if that makes sense. Namely, I wasn't able to work with Adam Wan in a productive way. I'm only responding to a few comments with my generalized knowledge of web standards, and a few others regarding the ben anderson situation.

And what I was saying is that, ideally, your application should respond with a responsive html/css design, not use backend scripts. That's the current best practice. Design for mobile first, build onto that when making a full desktop application.

I'm not defending FA or Zaush. Again, I don't like a lot of ways the project has been handled. That's a big part of why I left. But it's still important to be accurate in complaints. :P
kiranamida
Kira_Namida Watcher 9 years ago
I can't help but feel that if you know how to do them... you probably could of made a damn good start on getting them done instead of sitting here trying to convince people that you could.

Products, not promises.
iowncharles
I_Own_Charles Traditional Artist 9 years ago
While you're not wrong, a proper team with actual professionals hires people who are specialized into their respective roles to do this properly.

I know sysadmin people who understand CSS/HTML, but hot damn are their designs terrible with zero consideration of UI/UX.

I know designers who can set up a basic database, but wow is that shit disorganized, not scalable and slow-loading.

So if there's a snowball's chance in hell of this project even kinda doing sorta mildly okay-ish, then they should have a specialized front-end person as well as specialized back-end people.
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
In professional companies yes, but FA is not a professional company. It's hardly professional. I understood Zaush to be in charge or part of creating the layouts and not involved in databases (as people were afraid his past misconduct would be an issue with user data and privacy), to which he's a project lead now? They also already had a mockup made (though just a screenshot) months ago, so SOMEONE on the team must have had to create that. When this was announced it sounded like they had a full team that filled all the roles, or would be playing double roles.


Otherwise, when this started, it never really sounded like it had designated people (other than Zaush) for specific tasks. I've tried to keep up-to-date with it all, so maybe I missed something, but seeing as how this place operates I do not think it's within their nature to do something that makes sense..
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
FYI If tumblr users can figure out the HTML / CSS they can customize (and it's quite the challenge to figure it out at first), then your team should be able to figure it out, too.
spiritwhitewolf
Spiritwhitewolf 🏮 Nightmare Eldritch👹 9 years ago
^ ALL YES :O
kristalderp
Kristalderp Traditional Artist 9 years ago
if were gonna go way back before tumblr, you can learn simple HTML/CSS with fucking neopets man 8) That's how i learned some basic html/CSS. Gotta make your pet-pages fucking fabulous ya know.
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
That's how I started to learn XD It wasn't easy, but being a kid and making your neopet page on your own is like getting a bunch of candy. It was so rewarding.
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
OMG BECUZ HE SO POPUFURRRRRRR
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
POPUFUIIRRZ
stiligfox
stiligFox Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Just gonna say woo hop! Progress!
foxmajik
foxmajik Watcher 9 years ago
√
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
wow
great idea..
if.. only.. there was someone working on this prior that you completely forgot about

are you serious
monsterroo
MonsterRoo Digital Artist 9 years ago
^ THIS x 1000

geeezzz- the energy reading all the comments :< Its very embarrassing on FA's part :/
pig
pig SEPIAFLUX 9 years ago
they never miss an opportunity to embarrass themselves...
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
I can 3d model badly. I can sit under your desk and use a joystick.

but i cant code. Blame math.
chaoticwarrior
ChaoticWarrior 9 years ago
Do you mean a real joystick or a joy stick?
kesteh
Kesteh Watcher 9 years ago
Oh my god this is a goddamn disaster.
Five months and no front-end UI.
You had a UI for free and multi-platform before zaush happened. But this is just talking to a wall.

This incompetence is just impossible for me to understand.
shanerufus
Shane_Rufus Writer 9 years ago
I don't have room for all the popcorn I'm cooking up to sit by and watch this clusterfuck disaster.
demonkam
DemonKAM Lurky Lurk 9 years ago
Give me some
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Ill give you some ;)
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
To any of you actually thinking about having a hand in this: DON'T.

The project itself is essentially B.S., the people whom are doing this aren't even making any logical headway.
Or, in the case of those who are making progress, it's too fast for the others to keep up so they're let go.
The biggest issue here is the horrendous management which seems to have no skill whatsoever at handling a team to get this done.

Honestly, You'd be better of putting your time into a minecraft server: Yeah, the stuff you do there is totally useless, but at least you'll get progress out of it more than this team does.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Like pleasuring yourself to a picture of a wheel of cheese. It may be slow going, but at least you'll win eventually. Not like that damn World of Warcraft.
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
WoW is a game about mindless indulgence.
Not Mindless Self Indulgence however. They're a music band.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
A music band, you say? I've always liked rubber bands, myself.
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
They're always fun and games until they become the accomplice in a horrific mauling.
My friend for example: He thought he could shoot a lid that's been freshly cut off a can of beans into a tree using a slingshot.
Well, he succeeded. But not before gashing open the space between his thumb and index finger down to the bone.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Ouch. Glad it weren't me!
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
So, in summary: We had an F.A 2.0. coming out, what, three years ago at the FA:U Reveal?
Turns out that never happened. And that was a project set prior to that for quite some time

Now you've got Phoenix: Named after a bird of death and rebirth.
Only problem is the bird never hatched; It was a dud from the get-go.

What's next? Seriously, I'd make the statement of your success being as horrendous as the Wii-U, but even THAT console is still making progress.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
It was a dud? Phoenix is still in development and progress has been posted publicly to the git.
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
I'm sure it is still in development: Much like it will be in development for the next decade, until you roll out yet another "NEW PROJECT!!!"
That will garner everyone's attention and make them forget about the absolute failure that this and your prior attempts have been.

Look, I'm not saying it's not possible for you guys to succeed; I'm just saying you wouldn't know how to organize a team, set criteria, or make progress if your life depended on it with your current knowledge of what to do, and how to get it done.
zercompf-sanika
Zercompf-Sanika Digital Artist 9 years ago
rip ferrox
genei
genei Photographer 9 years ago
<3
schnapps
schnapps Traditional Artist 9 years ago
...as a rule, people will never be grateful for anything, especially something this late. Surprises, and definite results for the best responses.

Also think my favorite quote applies here. "To ASSUME means you always make an ASS out of U and ME." I think the community has enough "would be/could be" already. Was there even someone who was in charge of wrangling everyone literally? Seems the answer was no?
ziggyfox
ziggyfox Watcher 9 years ago
Why does everyone talk shit about the wii u when it outsold and continues to outsell the xbone, and only just recently began to lose ground against the ps4? People seem to like to talk a lot of talk just as long as nintendo is involved.
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
Any credibility to those statements? I'd like to see proof. If you've proof, I can reconsider my stance on it.
ziggyfox
ziggyfox Watcher 9 years ago
Well, there's this place called the internet where you can look up sales figures at any time from a number of unbiased sources...

Also the fact people are going apeshit over Mario Kart 8 says even if they were behind, we've pretty much hit the end of that road.
drkkaiser
DrkKaiser Writer 9 years ago
Well if you want to be rude about it, and also not prove your statement with any evidence?
Then you can keep your opinion to yourself; I don't want to hear it.
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toshabi
Toshabi TF Cat 🐈 9 years ago
SUPER. SMASH. BROS.


Wii U Sales! Wii U sales, EVERYWHERE!
raptonx
raptonx Scribblemancer 9 years ago
It would also be nice to respond to shouts on your own page, not uber important, just a thought.
distracted--
Distracted-- Art Whore 9 years ago
Tbh, I see no actual point in this though it'd be handy.

Would make me feel like I were shouting at myself.
daesyn
Daesyn Photographer 9 years ago
I think what he means is a "reply" button on your shout page that leaves a shout on the page of the person you are replying to rather than having to go to their page directly to reply to a shout.
kajitorataotsu
KajitoraTaotsu Crafter 9 years ago
kind of like what is done over at, uhm...Weasyl and SoFurry?

lol
distracted--
Distracted-- Art Whore 9 years ago
Oh I know what he meant. :p

I was just talking about how silly it might look with the way someone would probably go about implementing a feature like that. ^^

I'd like something a little more like DeviantArt's page comments system (e.g. an expandable "comment replies" section).
zik
ziK Writer 9 years ago
frosted butts
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Frost my butt <3
demonkam
DemonKAM Lurky Lurk 9 years ago
So what happened to the full team then hmm?
I remember there was a full team. So either they quit or they were fired...which is it?
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
they were 'forgotten' .3.
meko
Meko 9 years ago
Only if you're able to use SASS to do it. Being able to use Mixins and Functions in SASS makes writing CSS so much faster.
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sephyfluff
Sephyfluff Anthro Illustrator 9 years ago
stuff? happening? o3o
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Nope!
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
not here and in your lifetime
hardcoregamer445
Hardcoregamer445 EpicGAmeR..I cant change my name 9 years ago
I like it the way it is
mysfurry99
MysFurry99 Rashaad the Panyena 9 years ago
This.
kristalderp
Kristalderp Traditional Artist 9 years ago
So you guys have been busy sucking your own cocks for the past few months, you guys barely have any work done when you screamed "YEAH I'LL BE DONE BY JUNE/JULY" and -now- you scream for help?

Hahaha GG furaffinity 10/10 would laugh again
distracted--
Distracted-- Art Whore 9 years ago
Why not simply hire someone offsite?

I know so many great web designers and developers that would do such a great job on this without anyone having to spread drama about the entire project. It would be so much easier and if they don't do their job correctly, they don't get paid.

Personally I just think this whole update is a shout out to get some poor sap fooled into working for half-wages because its something they might want as an individual.
dragoneer
Dragoneer Digimon | Virus-Type 9 years ago
If people want to contribute time to help all the better. If we have to bring in a third party to get things done we'll take that route.
distracted--
Distracted-- Art Whore 9 years ago
I don't know many quality, professional programmers or front-end UI developers who would be willing to "contribute their time", hearts and souls into a project that may never see the light of day. Obviously this is the thing most of them feel tremendous joy and pride about but the whole air this gives off is something along the lines of "help us help you by making OUR site better". I'd be completely fine with this if you publicly announced there is even a slim chance that anyone contributing would get any sort of payment for their hard work.

Its like expecting bees to make good honey without any flowers around and you continue to take away any lasting bit of honey they make and replace it with something false.

With my own business I've already discovered this fact. I can't do it myself and neither can my current team so I look elsewhere.
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
Totally agree. I can't think of any (to be honest) quality, professional top-notch programmers who would want to take on this project and contribute MASSIVE amounts of their time, resources, and mental and physical energy to something that they aren't getting compensated for in ANY way.

It's basically Dragoneer making the ultimate "DO YOU TAEK REQUESTS?!?11!?!" comment to a high-tier artist.
distracted--
Distracted-- Art Whore 9 years ago
And then expecting amazing art just because they hold a high social-status position.
necro
Necro Digital Artist 9 years ago
You might have less of a headache if you did so, though. You know you had/ have plenty of donators willing to contribute. I, myself, would have happily donated further to FA at one point prior to you blocking me on Twitter.
necro
Necro Digital Artist 9 years ago
annnd on the wrong account again. fail.
freehaven
Freehaven 9 years ago
You may as well go ahead and contract the work to an outside party. We’ve all learned that trying to get shit done on this site by putting furries on your team means shit won’t ever get done on this site.
maxxmissions
MaxxMissions Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Half-wages? You mean no-wages. This is for volunteer work.
amaroqdricaldari
Amaroq_Dricaldari Autistic Empath 9 years ago
I still want to see email notifications for new notes, watches, favorites and comments.
distracted--
Distracted-- Art Whore 9 years ago
That was exactly my main point after I realized that, most likely, nobody gave a damn if anyone working hard enough to do any justice to project phoenix would be paid.
ekbellatrix
ekbellatrix stupid idiot 9 years ago
Just popping in here to link you this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13608171/

If you use chrome, this is actually pretty dang nice. It notifies you of whatever you want (you can turn submissions/journals/favorites off if you get a lot of those) on top of all of your windows and provides a link directly to said notification.

So though I doubt we'll ever get something official, at least there's this neat unaffiliated plug in :D
amaroqdricaldari
Amaroq_Dricaldari Autistic Empath 9 years ago
I only use iOS. Not by choice, mind you. The person who got me this phone did not listen when I said "Android."

So, no Chrome :/
ekbellatrix
ekbellatrix stupid idiot 9 years ago
Oh man, that's shitty D: My condolences.
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amaroqdricaldari
Amaroq_Dricaldari Autistic Empath 9 years ago
That just sucks...
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
Thanks for that link!

But no really-- How sad is that that someone and to go and make an app just so FA will do simple tasks?
ekbellatrix
ekbellatrix stupid idiot 9 years ago
It is pretty pitiful! But oh well. Not much we can do. Obviously nobody is listening to the userbase :]
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
Yeeeep.
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
*Animalistic gurgling sounds*
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
*pulls the fa dick out your throat*
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
Thanks, I thought it was a tic-tac
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Hahaha
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
It explains a lot, because I was wondering when Tic-Tac came up with a flavor that resembles failure and disappointment.
oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
BRB DYING LAUGHING
melissar1
Melissar1 Digital Artist 9 years ago
RIP MY FUCKING SIDES
meep.
Meep. 9 years ago
a enjoyable read of comments :3c
not taking a side either way but heres to hoping you can find some people or hire others to get it done
daesyn
Daesyn Photographer 9 years ago
This... is a hoax, right? You have 3 people on the team already and none of them are capable of doing some simple HTML/CSS templates? Oh my fucking god... I am face-palming so hard right now.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
....Good point.
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
That was my first thought. You can go on fucking Neopets and learn basic html! It's /not/ that difficult until you start incorporating java or php or what have you, and if that's what their secret aim is, to get someone who can put it all together because for some reason their current team skipped basic web design class, then I have NO hopes for this, and even that deep, hidden spark of light that wishes for FA to be awesome will go out completely.
flamewolf
FlameWolf Digital Artist 9 years ago
I know right? I know nothing about computer code but learned CSS and html5 off W3 schools within a matter of weeks. It really isn't that complicated.
slunch
slunch Digital Artist 9 years ago
Could you take Adam Wan, who has sexually assaulted and attempted to sexually assault members of the FA community, off your Phoenix dev team? I'd appreciate that as a human being and FA user. I'd most certainly invite all my friends back to the website if this happened. thanks
eura
eura 9 years ago
I'm afraid that would require listening to the overwhelming opinion of a large chunk of the site's user base, so, in short, no.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
No one has proof he did this.

Anywhere.

I really wish people would drop this.
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
Even if there's no proof/he didn't do anything, the userbase here is quite obviously unhappy and uncomfortable with him being on the team, and that should be what matters.
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Thank you. I'm happy someone sees it that way.

But when has the staff here -ever- thought of what the users cared about. :l
fen-fen
Fen-Fen Probably Sleeping 9 years ago
There's been a few that have done some good things for the community and did their damn jobs. Unfortunately, they got chased away. 3:
raphial
Raphial Anthro Artist 9 years ago
That was awhile back though before most of the team quit due to how horrible the staff was :I
fen-fen
Fen-Fen Probably Sleeping 9 years ago
Last good one (imo) was Bazeel ad he was a few months ago, but yeah, I get what you mean. Many users think none of the staff cared ever xD;
lemman
Lemman Photographer 9 years ago
oh no a few generic tumblrinas aren't coming back to this particular furry website whatever will we dooOOOOooo
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
There are a lot of folks who have stopped posting art here, begun posting only cropped or censored art here, stopped offering commissions here, stopped spending money here, &c. It's probably going to remain a large community until it closes, but it's already lost a lot of talent and customers who know that the administration has no ethics, technical competence, business savvy, or any particular willingness to address their problems. You can laugh at a particular group of former users, but I've noticed a difference. Hiring a probable sexual predator and a known shitheel was the straw that broke the camel's back. From where I sit, FA is a lot emptier, angrier, and more cynical.
eura
eura 9 years ago
^
Good job putting that nicely.

(ps; oh yeahh, leaving the site for that reason automatically makes those people into raging tumblr feminazis. also your comment is literally rape and is triggering me so please check your privilege)
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
not reblogging this is a hate crime
eura
eura 9 years ago
i'm sorry, but your icon clearly depicts a cishet white male, so i will be unable to continue this conversation
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
excuse me, i am a pre-op transjaguared individual
eura
eura 9 years ago
my apologies, -correct gender pronoun-! everything you say is now valid.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Glad we got that cleared up. I prefer "jagself," btw.
crobat
crobat Smol Squishy Artist 9 years ago
Beautious. This chain, just complete beauty.
kohakuchimaera
KohakuChimaera Art Whore 9 years ago
I'm actually trans* but for some reason "transjaguared" made me laugh like a fucking idiot. Thank you.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Gotta have fun with it, right?
kohakuchimaera
KohakuChimaera Art Whore 9 years ago
Yep yep!
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
Adam Wan probably brings in an assload of money to the website, so any chance of riling up his huge fanbase and having them leave and take a heft chunk of change with them is not worth it to Dragoneer.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
They won't leave unless Adam leaves, and Adam won't leave. Unfortunately.
havokdelta6
HavokDelta6 Father of the year 9 years ago
Has he done anything good in the last... 3 years?

Compared to say Wolfie Nail (spelling may be wrong, don't waste comment space correcting, person is so famous we all know who I mean)
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Maybe I'm weird, but I have no idea who that is :X
freehaven
Freehaven 9 years ago
Yeah, so…you need someone to actually do CSS and layout despite having team members already?
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
*steals your fender skin*
havokdelta6
HavokDelta6 Father of the year 9 years ago
.... what I don't get is why post here. You can pick up any O'Reilly book with "CSS" in the name, if there's a 4 after it, bonus points. You can do nice stuff pretty quickly.

I also have to say this:

I don't want a slow JS driven nightmare version of FA! I hate how websites now load loading animations to show me while they fetch content! It's slow and ... I like FA because it doesn't do this. A bit of polish would be nice, but there's no need to go mad!

I'd much rather they add stuff like folders (grouping submissions) and maybe a way to associate an image commissioned with both the commissioner and the person who actually drew it...

A search system that works....
zerobyte
Zerobyte Distressed Shark 9 years ago
Surprisingly, I had wanted to try and build a mockup of the front page of this place just to keep my skills sharp and look at this. I knew I should have. Unfortunately though, I don't have any example of my work to show, I've never done any professional work yet. Not like I wouldn't be willing to lend a hand here and there however.

Question though, are you looking for people who can do just the layout/CSS or do you also want people who can build the HTML to run that CSS on?
morticia
Morticia 9 years ago
And to think
it only took 5 months to realize Wan can't do shit and they need to hire MOAR PEEPUL

At least it didn't take another 5 YEARS I guess?

tl;dr FA will never update the end
ivorytigress
IvoryTigress Digital Artist 9 years ago
Of course they won't. They had someone who was working for free and doing a super fab job. But then Wan. They're too busy being best buddies and doing no work to see they had progress in front of them.
kiranamida
Kira_Namida Watcher 9 years ago
“You shall know them by their fruits.”
secretpornaccount
SECRETPORNACCOUNT Musician 9 years ago
lol
redlobby
redlobby 9 years ago
I'd love to work on this with you guys...
unfortunately my layout work is all dead and gone on old forums and older coding.
morticia
Morticia 9 years ago
I bet if you cumulatively totaled the amount of time the site's been announced to be "UPDATING SOON" and the time spent between staff replying to drama, if instead that time was spent actually doing something, we'd have an end goal right at this very moment.

Like, I don't honestly know how stupid???????????? you think the majority of people on this site are, but with every new site announcement I see less asspats and more cynics, and the only one that's made them is you and your empty promises. Year after year.

You can't sit high stop king shit mountain forever.
zercompf-sanika
Zercompf-Sanika Digital Artist 9 years ago
i literally never noticed until you mentioned it but the replies to this journal have been like 5% asspats 95% "yeah right"
it's glorious
retehi
Retehi Digital Artist 9 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
cartoonlover
_CartoonLover_ Digital Artist 9 years ago
+++++
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
8===D~O:
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morticia
Morticia 9 years ago
I care about you and I'd really hate to see you become prey to this pitfall.
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morticia
Morticia 9 years ago
oh

blackxuo
black_xuo Goddess Of Monsters 9 years ago
I know what I am about to ask has nothing to do with this Phoenix. But um are you going to reveal the winners for the FA-United Kaiju contest soon?


Also sweet that your planning to update the site. That's great goodluck on achieving that goal.


gatorguts
gatorguts Digital Artist 9 years ago
I'm very dissapointed at people trying to grab for scraps here.
If you can actually make a decent website, don't work for free and don't work for 'exposure'-- especially from FurAffinity.
achmed
achmed Watcher 9 years ago
This right here.

If you're an experienced frontend developer, much likely the person is going to be working for 80-200/hr, not helping Furaffinity. All they're going to get here is scraps from the bottom of the barrel.
freehaven
Freehaven 9 years ago
And those scraps are more than FA deserves at this point.
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
zam zap blammo,... you win multiple wins
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
^^ THIS. ^^
mewtwolover
Mewtwolover Digital Artist 9 years ago
This!
xenosnowfox
XenoSnowFox Web/Java Programmer 9 years ago
I'll throw my details into the bid, although I'm more of an all-rounder than a specialist in CSS.

Stuff I Can Do:
HTML5, CSS3, PHP, JavaScript and JQuery, AJAX, cURL, Java and Android SDK, MYSQL.

Some of my works:
About a year ago, I took over as project manager at my place of employment. Have spent the last 6 months, rebuilding their flagship website (unijobs.com, unijobs.ca, unijobs.co.uk, and a handful of others) which included building a custom MVC framework, with PHP and MySQL, which handles all 40 websites on a single server (I wouldn't call it revolutionary, but it solved a problem and gets the job done; I'd be happy to chat with you and talk more about it, if you are interested). The sites boast between 250K - 500K job impressions per week. Another part of the project is to attempt to modernize the site (a good example are the University Profiles http://www.unijobs.com/profiles/3L3.....+of+Technology ) although it's a slow process as my employer is afraid of drastic changes, however as I implemented the changes he acts as though he's discovered the next big thing since sliced bread. I'd be happy to chat more in depth about the project and even show you some of the administration side of things (or as much as I'm allowed to show anyway).
The project also included a complete rebuild of the MySQL database from scratch. The newly rebuilt database not only handles the multiple websites, but also various languages (currently our sites are viewable in English, German, French, Chinese and Japanese, I wasn't responsible for doing the translations just building the system to effectively handle them). Although the websites are not responsive in design (this was a decision made by my employer), the framework does display a different layout for mobile phones but is accessed via the same URL (no m. or mobile. subdomains), this gave our users a better experience when sharing links.
Apart from the major rebuild project, I manager a very small team of developers and maintain the company's other websites including AgedCare.com.au, Jobs4Nurses.com.au and GovJobs.com.au.
I was originally hired solely as the company's Android developer, but got moved into the web-dev team.

I'm a 'heads down, ass up' kind of guy (in a work sense, nothing dirty here xp) who likes to achieve milestones and be proud of what I build. I enjoy nothing more than building a project (and hopefully wowing a few people) and then finding ways of making it better (even in the little important things that will usually go unnoticed but get used quite often).

So um, yeah. Feel free to drop me a note. <(^.^)>
devilishdoctor
DevilishDoctor 9 years ago
You know, you wouldn't have to be begging your users to make your site better if you would actually be smart with your money and monetize your site.

Also, who wants to bet that they'll never live up to their promise?
vehliayn
Vehliayn ₚₑₐ꜀ₕᵧ ᵩᵤₑₑₙ 9 years ago
Wasn't there like....an announcement of a new site layout a few years ago?
If I remember correctly it even had preview images.
Then... Never happened and kind of just got swept into oblivion?

I mean, if you can find someone to help and get it going great, but its all starting to feel like a lot of empty promises.
hornybunny
HornyBunny PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Yeah and one a few years before that too.
I think their has bee something like two attempted projects since I joined in late 2010.
vehliayn
Vehliayn ₚₑₐ꜀ₕᵧ ᵩᵤₑₑₙ 9 years ago
Yaaaas...
I recall one, but probably just stopped reading announcements by the second one. I've been around since 09, and well frankly 09-14 with little to no change and multiple cases of we-going-to-do-this-but-then-dont is making me pretty apt to thinking pheonix isn't going to happen either
hornybunny
HornyBunny PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Their was ferrox or something like that and FA 2.0 unless I'm mixing them up with something else.
popo
popo Fursuiter 9 years ago
3 since 2007, one at one point they even had a mockup of the layout, then it went silent again(in 2007 this site actually looked better, it then went into "low maintenance mode" and has been so for 7 years now)
seinkraft
seinkraft Watcher 9 years ago
This one? :O https://www.dropbox.com/s/grb6vjy52.....faj/6fo8hx.jpg
popo
popo Fursuiter 9 years ago
yea
oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
not gonna lie, I'd be HAPPY with a site design like that.
popo
popo Fursuiter 9 years ago
there was a new design a few years later, which was a total rip off from inkbunny's design
oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
really hard to be original these days :p
popo
popo Fursuiter 9 years ago
if you are FA yes :P
oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
or Hollywood :P
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Hahaha I remember that.
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stray
Stray Fat Chow Chow 9 years ago
I don't think they're planning on paying anyone
zinn
Zinn Digital Artist 9 years ago
Fucking Glorious.
It doesn't even take that long to get the basics of CSS right, out of the amount of time you're going to waste just responding to the inevitable bullshit you could've just googled an online course or ordered a book from amazon to start off, and be half way there already. You don't even have the best staff retention rate that I'm surprised the option of getting more people involved is still an option.
xdelta
XDelta Programmer 9 years ago
I can script in html, css, javascript/unityscript, C#, lua, vbs, hta, batch
On the side I create css styles through stylish by request http://userstyles.org/users/233672 and currently building two games(one is my own, other i joined a small team to work with)

anyways it would be cool if i could help (preferably with others on it)
note me if you have questions
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
It saddens me to know that this is probably the same "All talk, no talk" song and dance all over again
I wish they would stop talking about the dramatic change and just DO IT.

With every single announcement comes the drama of people being reasonably skeptical and FA trying to do some PR work and calm everyone down and attempt to explain everything followed by no action ONCE AGAIN.

Needless to say-- if FA ever and I mean EVER overhauled anything and every single staff change or action didn't immediately spark controversy and reasonable eyebrow raises, I'm sure every last one of us would shit our selves.

I've been on this site since mid-2009 and I wasn't even that active until like 2010 but I've already seen so many empty promises and site crashes and compromises to make me sick of this site.

This is a furry art community. All I should do is have to come on-- upload art, make a few comments, sell some commissions, occasionally buy some and so on and so forth. It should NOT be this complicated to hold things together. I shouldn't have to have multiple backups and and ways to contact my commissioners and people on the site just because I don't know the next time FA is going to have a stroke and be down for almost two weeks. Imagine of gmail or yahoo mail for example was that unstable?

Ugh. Just ugh.
Either fix the site or don't, but don't keep tagging the community along to make it look like you're about to get up and do something great when you know you're just gonna roll over and occasionally spark some more drama as a result.
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
this, a thousand times this. I would honestly be happier if they said FA is never updating again. then at least I wouldn't constantly be getting my hopes up
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
Ikr? x___x
brightmoonlight
BrightMoonlight Big Dog 9 years ago
I actually have optimism for this! Whatever and however is done, one of the most important things for the team to do would definitely be fix the way the site spotlights new art to both people who have and haven't watched you. That's the biggest challenge for the design team me thinks; to maximize artwork audiences. :3
anekmehkt
Anekmehkt Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Wasn't there a person who was just recently added who (a supposed rapist, supposedly because I never saw any actual evidence) was really good at doing coding for a website? And now, there's another update asking for more people to help update the site's coding?! Deviant Art isn't exactly the greatest of websites but damn they've gone through more site updates FurAffinity ever has.

I would say for the Administrators to just stick with going through all those trouble tickets but they don't even do that so this supposed new thing that's been coming for how long is never going to happen. This Phoenix Project sounds more like Slenderman.
scoopicus
Scoopicus Watcher 9 years ago
Hahaha

Fuck no he isn't good at coding. Literally everyone he's ever worked with has come forward and said the guy was a total liability and wasted everyone's time. In a specific quote from a similar project that I may be paraphrasing, "his code made no sense", and he was a pain to work and socialize with overall.

At this point the rapist thing isn't even what bugs me, (I mean it does but I really don't want to have to the trouble of finding/linking the evidence again) it's the fact that they decided the best course of action was to hire a highly controversial dickwad that pretty much killed FA for like two weeks because of people arguing about him left and right, and for fucking what? The guy can't code; he can't do goddamn anything. This journal is a perfect example of this.

This is why I have no faith in this project or in the future of this site. The FA dev team completely disregards any and all logic to carry out entirely mind-boggling bullshit time and time again. Like, usually when someone does something stupid, they at least have a reason. A stupid reason, sure, but they thought it out at least. Fucking FA does not. You could run logic over with a goddamn monster truck, throw it out of a plane, put it up for execution in front of a firing squad, splice every last one of its genes and toss it into a toxic waste dump and you still could not even hope to destroy, mangle and mutate it in the same horrendously stupid fucking way that the FA does whenever they open their mouths. It's like every time I click on one of these journals I'm stepping into fucking Bizarro World where all sense immediately takes a big ol' glass of potassium cyanide and konks itself out. It's pure, ludicrous ridiculousness.

Sorry to go on a bit of a rant in replying to your comment, but you provided a perfect frame in which to post what had been on my mind. Hope it helped a little at least.
anekmehkt
Anekmehkt Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I never claimed he was good at coding I only asked because that's what Fender and Dragoneer made him out to be and to me why hire more people when this user was great at coding. It just doesn't make any sense.

Oh there's no need to bother gathering up all that "proof". I've seen all the screen caps of people saying "Oh, he's a rapist even though we don't have him on video, police reports, dated text messages, rape kits." Just like the original leaked note that sparked all of this. How does an accusation (or hearsay) prove someone is an offender? It's gullible to believe whatever a person says because as outsiders we really don't know for sure if it happened or not. Even with an accusation (if I were part of the Staff) I wouldn't have brought him on because it would make the rest of FA look bad. The only reason why I can say Dragoneer "hired" him is because their buddies just like how Dragoneer hired his wife ( from what I understand about that ).

Ah, I knew you were actually agreeing with me (at least on this whole "FA's getting site update u gais") so it's okay to be in rant mode about this. :)
scoopicus
Scoopicus Watcher 9 years ago
I didn't say proof, I said evidence. While I do believe that he did what was claimed because of the evidence (which is fairly convincing, especially since no one on the FA staff has ever denied it) none of it substantiates for "proof". But do keep in mind that very often reports of rape or molestation do not go reported, and that Zuash has a long history of being very creepy around women who have reported him doing uncomfortable things. It would not surprise me at all.

Also I wasn't exactly trying to agree with you, just kind of trying to shed some lights on what you had said earlier. (Mainly the thing about Zuash and his coding/leadership abilities) But I do definitely agree with you about how absolutely nothing will be done about this site and how Project Phoenix may as well be the average Kickstarter project at this point.
anekmehkt
Anekmehkt Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Isn't proof basically the same thing as evidence? Oh yes, I'm very certain that rapes and molestation do go unreported which is very sad and when the victims don't report it it makes very difficult for them to get justice against their butthole attacker(s). I'll refrain from saying anything more on him being a rapist because we're going to disagree on that. ;) I'm not defending him or anything because I just really don't know.

Ah, that's cool and thanks for sharing the info. :)
scoopicus
Scoopicus Watcher 9 years ago
Technically evidence is just something that adds credibility to a claim, while proof would be something that establishes a claim as invariably true.

And it's fine to not know and not want to draw conclusions because of that, just giving my perspective.
anekmehkt
Anekmehkt Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Ah, I see now. Thanks for answering. :)

That's cool and yea.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
My game is further than their site and im only on the second model.
unit52
unit_52 Digital Artist 9 years ago
Alleged rapist and quite the liar. Dude has zero coding experience and just talked out his ass and got rid of the people who were actually doing things because he has the personality of a wood chipper.

Worst PR move FA could have ever made. Truly truly unfortunate.
anekmehkt
Anekmehkt Anthro Artist 9 years ago
It's why I used the words "supposed" or "supposedly" because as an outsider I don't have any proof to go on that would say "Yea, he's a rapist alright". Liar? You must be referring to the coding bit, right? In which case I can agree with you on.

PR?
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
PR = public relations
anekmehkt
Anekmehkt Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Ah, thank you. :D
thefantasticmrcat
TheFantasticMrCat Vermin 9 years ago
"personality of a wood chipper."

Oh my god, I have to use that someday! That made me smile.
oreofen
OreoFen Mechanic 9 years ago
Why rebuild on a bad foundation? Wouldn't a logical choice be to build a second site, make it so users can migrate their files over to it and archive anything left behind from the old site so they can recover their items. ?

All I can think is this is just a merry go round while beating a dead horse.. :/
pommyn64
PommyN64 Watcher 9 years ago
So how many times have we 'hired' people, 'looked to hire' people, and 'finished hiring, now working' with said people?

More importantly, when can we get some actual progress? A beta site? A VIDEO of the proposed program/code?

No one sensible is fazed by this anymore. We want results, not promises, Bill Gates.
anekmehkt
Anekmehkt Anthro Artist 9 years ago
^^^^^^
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
And they never 'hired' anyone. It's all free and voluntary. Just saying... how would they get any decent work done on a huge site if they would 'forget' about a team that already had done an amazing job and wanted to start testing it out on both Linux and Windows and had developped already different apps coded.
devil5
Devil_5 Digital Artist 9 years ago
Why do I get the feeling this is just a PR stunt...

Posting a journal stating some kind of "progress" is being made (in this case, wanting to hire people), expect people to reply with drama hoping that in the end everyone will end up forgetting the whole thing, effectively starting the whole thing over and over again.

...while nothing's being done at all.

We've already seen this kind of journal over and over years ago, and it has always ended up the same way.
beheeyemous606
Beheeyemous606 Watcher 9 years ago
When will thumbnails be added so when I'm browsing the galleries and Search, I can see people's fetish warnings instead of the whole picture of characters shitting on each other or bleeding 2edgy4me.

I remember when thumbnails were actually useful, and now they're pretty much pointless.

shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
o baby I wanna shit in your eyeballs
vexstacy
Vexstacy Anthro Artist 9 years ago
^I died
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Murrr your hot feces giving me pink eye *fap fap fap*
rp
rp 9 years ago
Is website development always this fascinating and dramatic? (Writing embedded code in C for industrial sensors surely is not.)
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
Only when FA is involved. I used to think it was furries in general, but other furry art sites seem to do just fine, quietly working and minding their own business.
rp
rp 9 years ago
I still follow FA for two reasons: 1) some interesting very old timers who draw porn have not moved and 2) because I find the everlasting "FA Management Blues" reality comedy series fascinating. Every few weeks something truly hilarious happens. Someone with literary talent should collect the ludicrous history of FA and write a book.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
I am simply waiting for the "mass exodus" to weasyl again at this point.

Of course, by "mass exodus", I mean all of like 5 people--- none of which whom actually matter.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
You know, compared to INKBUNNY and SOFURRY, Weasyl is pretty much exactly the same as FurAffinity and has the exact same rules. -_-
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
I'm not particularly familiar with weasyl. I don't use it enough to know shit about it.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
In my opinion, the people who don't know a thing about it are probably the first people flocking to it. -w-
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Would knowing "a thing" include knowing that Weasyl has folders, a working mobile interface and the ability to change usernames? I just want some clarification.
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ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
No, that would imply that you at least know SOMETHING about the site.
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
Having the same rules doesn't matter. Having a website updated in this decade matters.
zercompf-sanika
Zercompf-Sanika Digital Artist 9 years ago
"same rules" doesn't matter so much as it fucking works, has useful features that people on fa have been requesting for years, and has a competent staff that doesn't cause controversy every couple of weeks.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
You know, I'll admit, Weasyl has some pretty nice features. But they still have a certain rule which happens to piss me off.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Just curious, what rule would that be?
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Minors in Sexual Situations. I already have an entire rant written up on this, but decided not to post it.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Pornography of characters portrayed as under-aged isn't allowed? Good.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
You know, I'm going to bet 50 US dollars that if the admins implemented a WORKING, SUFFICIENT blacklist like e621 has, we wouldn't HAVE this problem.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
What problem?
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kuraku
kuraku Anthro Artist 9 years ago
That is a really good rule.
Also, you're telling us that you have written a whole rant on how you can't have kiddy porn???
Please, get off of this website.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
I'm waiting for my ban, if you please.
kuraku
kuraku Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Also, just stay off the internet and stay far away from anyone under the age of 18.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
OH, I get it, since I don't have a problem with cub porn, this immediately makes me a pedo and I should go off myself, isn't that right, Jackass? Gee, THIS CONVERSATION taught me SO MUCH.

Are you done yet? No? 'Cause I'm done. Now fuck off.
auxein
Auxein Photographer 9 years ago
Stop construing kuraku's words.
If you are a pedophile, please, definitely, just stay away from minors. In no way did he tell you to kill yourself. I bet he doesn't want anyone to kill themself.
However, the problem with kiddy porn, even if you don't like it, perpetuates rape culture, and if it were to be kept normalized, it would lead to more victims of sexual abuse. EVERYONE should have a problem with pedophilia, it is gross. It only leads to more victims of merciless crime. This means you are pretty gross for even being okay with it. From what I'm understanding from what you've said, I can only think that you are okay with someone exploiting the youth for the sake of a sick and twisted fetish. The fact that you're okay with it makes me uncomfortable, as a minor.

None of what I'm saying has no malicious intent, I'm just calling you out and spilling the truth.
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
Just saying, there is a difference between legality and morality. I don't see a moral issue with any sex as long as it is consensual.
Everyone should have the right to decide what happens with their body, and that includes sexually.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Who said I was supporting child pornography again? I sure didn't say I supported it. Who said I was a pedo again? It's called sarcasm. Because by your logic, anybody who likes anything that isn't over the "human legal age of 18" is a fucking pedo.

Yeah, pedophilia is fucking horrible. I'm not a fucking pedo, and quite frankly, how can I be when I don't have any sexual attraction to any member of the human race. It's a fucking picture of a fucking animal, the worst I can do is drool over it because my sense of logic tells me that fucking anything young or growing fur will get me thrown in federal prison without second notice.

I may be DENSE, but I'm not THAT much of a fucking dumbass.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
And I took Sociology classes before, I know the negative impact of "normalizing" this shit. IRL, it's pretty fucking stupid. But this is The Internet. Anything goes. It's the furry fandom, do you expect them to abide by real-world standards when half of them are struggling with what they deal with on a daily basis and just want to get away from their daily life anyway?

For a fandom that supports tolerance of others and acceptance of other peoples' likes and dislikes, considering you came from motherfucking DEVIANTART, of all places... You have shown me that your fandom is the biggest group of intolerant, intolerable jackasses I have ever seen. Your fandom is more full of jackasses than the damn brony fandom, and that says something.
kec
KEC Anthro Artist 9 years ago
If you are okay with child pornography existing, you STILL SUPPORT IT. Even if this is the internet, NO ONE has the right to exploit the youth. Believe it or not, things that happen on the internet can perpetuate into the real world. Even if the minor is a weird raccoon minotaur, the idea that copulating with anyone under the age of consent is okay is NORMALIZED. It is a BIG PROBLEM. So, if you know how bad this normalization is, why do you support it, why are you okay with it existing?

"do you expect them to abide by real-world standards when half of them are struggling with what they deal with on a daily basis and just want to get away from their daily life anyway?" Yes, I do. If someones form of escapism involves masturbating to images of explicitly minors. they need some major help.

I am really tolerant of most things, and I believe that kink shaming is bad. HOWEVER, when this lies within the realms of pedophilia and non-con, that is where I cross my line.

Also, how do you know whether or not I came from Deviant Art? Are you stalking me?

MAJOR ONLINE DEBATING TIP: Don't use sarcasm. It makes your argument less professional, and it is hard to follow when in the form of written language.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Ah, so you pretty much just made a new account and watched me just to troll me more. 'Kaythanks. *SARCASM*

And how is NOT CARING the same as SUPPORTING? I'm sorry, but SILENCE does not equal fucking CONSENT- Oh, but you should know this, since you're so damn against rape culture, which is is no way related to what I have a preference for.

Oh, and on the subject of rape, you seem to see A FUCKING LOT of that here on FurAffinity, you know, and that's not banned. Or maybe even bestiality, and that's not banned. You see things like mutilation, gore, blood; piss, piss drinking, and piss enemas; and soiling, scat, and hell, even...scat...eating... Nyeck. Pretty sure besiality is illegal and rape is frowned upon, now isn't it?

OH, which reminds me, by the logic presented to me, everyone who likes ferals must be into bestiality, because FERAL FUCKING ANIMALS, QUITE LITERALLY.

And no, I'm not stalking you, and I didn't even know you were from DeviantArt. All I did was look at the previous journals from FurAffinity and various other users, many of which stated that they had to migrate from DeviantArt because people were giving them bullshit over there.

And no, for the last goddamn time, I'm not a fucking pedo. I don't go after people younger than me IRL, because that is FUCKING STUPID. Do you fucking understand this?

And guys, come on, this is getting ridiculous. I've blocked you multiple times, and I'm gonna flat out say that I'm done with the conversation, now will you just put your drama popcorn down and enjoy your damn porn already?

Good day.
kec
KEC Anthro Artist 9 years ago
ALSO:
"the worst I can do is drool over it"
even though you said you do not have pedophilic interests, you stated that you do?
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
its a pay site now,.. people flocking to it dont even know that
celestina
Celestina Monster... Enthusiast ;) 9 years ago
It's not a paysite? I've been a member since day one.
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
yes yes, admission for more than a year. when it comes out of beta it will no longer be free much like deviant art.
celestina
Celestina Monster... Enthusiast ;) 9 years ago
Oh, the DA model. I don't mind that. I've been offering to pay FA for certain things for ages, but they've been ignoring me.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Which makes absolutely no sense unless FA's staff is just SLOW.
celestina
Celestina Monster... Enthusiast ;) 9 years ago
Them ignoring questions is nothing new. I find it interesting that they have time to fight with people downthread (or upthread?) but don't have time to answer my simple yes or no question.

Then again, this is the same staff that completely ignored me when my account was one of many targeted in Decembergate. They had time to fight with others and defend what was leaked in the notes, but no one had the time to tell me what was going to happen to my account since it had been compromised in the attack and thus banned by staff. I was locked out for days, and I watched Dragoneer himself fight with people for days while I desperately asked what was going to happen to my account. It wasn't until a completely random staff member got to me and unlocked it, but I never heard a peep from FA officially as per an apology to this day for my account being compromised. Sure, my notes may not have been leaked like others, but this site is my business and that's three days not taking commissions and delivering them.
ziblie
Ziblie Digital Artist 9 years ago
Yeah it's really not a pay site. o_O
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
VVVVVV that VVVVVV
ziblie
Ziblie Digital Artist 9 years ago
DA is free, though. It's just that you can pay for nice-to-have features. I have no problem with that model. It's not pay-to-use, it's pay-to-perk.
vexstacy
Vexstacy Anthro Artist 9 years ago
and even then those 5 people come crawling back because weasyl is 'dead'/'lonely'/brings in jack shit worth of comm's.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
I have noticed that.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Preeeeeeetty sure that it was more than five people, friend. Also I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeettttyyyy fucking sure that on a site like FA, the user base SHOULD matter. It just seems that we don't.


You must really like the taste of ass.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Sounds like someone has sand in their vagina.

I bet that makes love-making far more interesting.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Actually it's glass at this point.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
That might explain a lot.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
I also have an explanation to your 'lo ur assmad' instead of offering an intelligent response, friend. Shh it's okay.

One day senpai will notice u.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Well, I would offer an intelligent response if you actually said something intelligent. That would help.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
LOL.

Oh golly you're way too offensive for me, friend.

Go get some fresh air and think this whole thing through, please.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
I am thinking it through plenty. Your initial post was a strawman... i.e. unintelligent.
campion1
campion1 Writer 9 years ago
Outside of him insulting you, it was not a strawman. You said five people left and he corrected you. You also made it sound like userbase shouldn't matter when it should. He was on track.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Where did I state once the userbase shouldn't matter? Quote me, because "sound like" does not equate to "said".


I didn't say "5 people" to be serious, it was an understatement for effect.
campion1
campion1 Writer 9 years ago
"none of which whom actually matter."

However many people you were talking about it, the statement couldn't be anymore explicit.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Really? That statement equals "userbase doesn't matter"?

I state that "5" (quoted to express that this number is an understatement) people don't matter, and you extend that to me saying all of FA doesn't matter? That would be like if I said Lebron James sucks and you extended that to me saying the entire Miami Heat sucks.

Man, really pulling at straws here aren't you?
campion1
campion1 Writer 9 years ago
All of FA? It seems you misconstrued what I said.

"However many people you were talking about"

100% of the userbase matters 100% of the time to a website.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
"All of FA? It seems you misconstrued what I said."

"You also made it sound like userbase shouldn't matter..."

--campion1


If you're going to quote yourself, please do a good job of it.



On that note, you're attempting to put words into my mouth (and thank god that's all you're trying to put in there) that I never actually stated. All your "points" have simply been misreading or purposefully misconstruing what I said. Never once did I say that the "userbase doesn't matter" and every time I have asked you to quote me you've taken whatever I've said and attempted to turn it into an "explicit" statement. By the way, if you didn't know- and I highly expect you don't- explicit means that I actually stated it (feel free to read the dictionary).
campion1
campion1 Writer 9 years ago
Userbase is a noun that can refer to any percentage of it's population. When I said you make it sound like the userbase shouldn't matter, I was referring to the "5 people" ("However many that is") that you are discrediting because they are, in your words, "none of which whom actually matter." For FA staff, all of them should matter. Every single user, 100% of the time. 5% or 30%, it is still part of the userbase and it is very much important. To say again, your EXPLICIT quote was: "none of which whom actually matter." IMO, saying anyone in the in the userbase shouldn't matter is basically similar to saying "the userbase itself doesn't matter." All of it matters!

And hey - I don't need advice on the definition of a word by someone who misused "strawman." You're kind of unpleasant to talk to, so I'd rather not continue this conversation! I expect more condescension, too.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Again, you did not actually quote me in terms of me actually saying "the userbase doesn't matter". Again, I never said that. And, again, you are attempting to put words in my mouth I never said.

You are assuming that the "5 people" I stated represent the "userbase". Again, where I did I say that? Why can't you actually quote me saying that those "5 people" represent the userbase? Your entire argument, which by is the way shoddily written, is based on assumptions that have no backbone whatsoever. You're more than welcome to not "continue the conversation," but as far as I'm concerned, this "argument" was pretty much worthless, as you apparently have no ability to actually make a coherent argument in the least.
tuxwolf
tuxwolf Magician 9 years ago
You said: "100% of the userbase matters 100% of the time to a website."

False.


100% of the user base that generates traffic, revenue and/or sexual favors matters n% of the time to a website. Where n = the percentage of time revenue, sexual favors and/or traffic are required for the website to sustain itself.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
"You dumb".
tuxwolf
tuxwolf Magician 9 years ago
This is the most intelligent retort thus far.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
I disagree.

I didn't use enough logical fallacies.
tuxwolf
tuxwolf Magician 9 years ago
Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur
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apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Thank you for pointing this out, but I'm female! Not really an important point but I'd like to put that out there regardless. o u o
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
A straw man argument that you couldn't debunk with anything other than 'LOL SANDY FERGAINA'???? HHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm. Don't think so, try again friend.

I'm not really trying to present you with an argument either way. You're just kind of sitting here, suckin' up and I'm sitting here laughing at you. And then you, y'know give me more to laugh at and it's all good.




















ur assmad is showing tho
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
I'm not really trying to present you with an argument either way.

Also I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeettttyyyy fucking sure that on a site like FA, the user base SHOULD matter.


Lol, right. And I'm the one who is "assmad." I should be thanking you for making me laugh.

Anyways, if I actually had called out your fallacy you would've simply ignored it and pretended that you were (or are) a successful troll, which you're really not, to be quite honest. As well, you would've just simply stated something along the lines of "lul ur assmad" or "shh its okay" without actually, you know, saying anything important.

On that, who exactly am I "suckin' up" to?

apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
Oh golly gee you sure are a good debater, friend. I mean look at you, turning my post around on me and calling me assmad! You are clearly at the professional level and I'm over here still just picking the glass out of my vagina. Golly gee, will you teach me your ways?

There's nothing important I can tell someone who clearly has his head up the ass of the administration and enjoys the taste of their rectum. Sorry? From the other 'argument' here you're obviously not going to see any other points, and you're going to get your pals in on the show.

To me that just, idk, speaks levels about ur ass med.
'top lel'

priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
When did I say that I liked the administration (or mention them at all)? In fact, I'm usually one of the first people to insult or criticize them when it comes right down to it. My god, your use of strawman is almost unbelievable, considering how smart you *seem to be.

On that note, between the two of us, you definitely seem far more "upset" about me "supporting the administration" (or, sniffing their ass as you put it) than I. I was simply making a joke and it definitely looks like I ruffled your feathers more than you ruffled mine.

Oh, actually, allow me to reword that for you... "Lol u assmad."
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
You seem more upset to me, and I seem more upset to you.
Mhm.
Well I hope you can see where that claim is going, lmao.
We've both been pretty much acting like actual six year olds in a playground fight.
But hey, at least we've gotten some entertainment out of it, huh? I'm sure others are looking on at this and thinking 'fucking furries'.

You do seem to like to throw around terms that don't really apply here, such as straw man. Really, where is my argument in the last few comments? I've mostly just been insulting you, I can admit that. I haven't presented you with any facts or anything of the like, and while I know what a straw man argument is and how this could almost come off as one, I haven't been making an argument????

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I've just been making an ass out of myself because I'm bored.
And I like to roll in drama from time to time.
I don't even remember what the first comment I made was, and I can't be assed to scroll up and read it. :3

tl;dr

BAWWW u hrt my feelnz im leafing fa 4 1 duy
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Alrighty.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
lets be best friends ok
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Rad.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
As usual, your entertainment value brings chortles to life, when you get into arguments with others.

Kudos, and god speed.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
You're welcome.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
wuna be frands w/ me 2?
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Sure mang.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
kool
alkalinearts
AlkalineArts Self Igniting Dumpster Fire 9 years ago
And in 6 months we'll still have no progress! Such is FA!
chinona
Chinona Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Kind of disappointed by the whole 'we are going to be transparent about what is going on with this project' thing. I was wondering how this was going and am now not overly surprised to see that it's really not. I mean 5 months between 'updates' and the update is composed entirely of 'we need someone to do CSS layouts for us'.

I mean good gods, I only knew basic HTML but managed to figure out the CSS layouts for another site well enough to alter them so that shit looked good in any browser any decent web designer should be able to do laps around CSS Layouts. The hell is the team doing? Wanking?
norsepaw-studio
NorsePaw-Studio Digital Artist 9 years ago
Why didn't you guys just gather all the people you needed in the first place before telling people the site is getting a huge makeover?
Just why? Its like you were going to paint a house without paint and then maybe weeks or a month later you go; "Maybe I should get paint...".
I am amazed this site is still online.
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
thank you for the best analogy omfg
mutant
mutant Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Perfect.
zzents958
zzents958 Writer 9 years ago
You missed the part where they loudly announce to the homeowner's association, that "I AM GOING TO PAINT MY HOUSE TO MAKE IT MORE APPEALING," then bring on a painter who doesn't actually know how to paint and gets rid of the two volunteers who had the house half-painted for free, and then whitewashes the half of the house that had already been painted.
theguywiththecamera
theguywiththecamera Watcher 9 years ago
Why not just put out assignment sheets and let people just do them? You could take the resulting work and do a community vote.
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
because that would require good management
crow1992
Crow1992 animator | tickle artist 9 years ago
Another thing that FA will never do *looks back at forum posts* those pain in the ass dropdown menus...
denster
Denster Digital Artist 9 years ago
Delays might happen as usual?
jaitsu
Jaitsu Fuzzdragon 9 years ago
Buh, the level of immaturity and entitlement in these comments saddens me. So much bickering and ill will over a service provided for free. At any rate, looking forward to the update and all the improvements it's likely to bring! Furries are a heck of a community, full of techies, so I'm sure you'll get plenty of applications from plenty of talented programmers and designers. Best of luck!
eura
eura 9 years ago
"provided for free"

FA may be free to use, but people have been donating money towards bettering this site for YEARS. Not to mention, all the talented programmers and designers you speak of who might apply will be offering up their services for free.
terraformer
Terraformer Writer 9 years ago
^This.
shaundreclin
ShaunDreclin Internet dog 9 years ago
I dislike the attitude of "it's free so don't complain."

Regardless of it being free or not, you're providing a service and promising features. Breaking those features and having unreasonable disruptions in that service is not okay. Should we expect it from a free site? Maybe. Does that make it okay? no.

There are plenty of other free sites that don't consistently fuck up like FA has.
campion1
campion1 Writer 9 years ago
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjkZUHIIAAA_BLf.jpg
pewterkat
PewterKat Digital Artist 9 years ago
That's hilarious. XD
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
r u even real
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
this is an alt account of dragoneer rite?
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
something being free doesn't excuse it from being garbage (like my opinion, amirite?)
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
(like my opinion, amirite?)

Yes.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
thefantasticmrcat
TheFantasticMrCat Vermin 9 years ago
When the new site is finished I guarantee there will be people moaning 'I don't like the new look you guys are such awful designers im leaving forever kthxbye'
So many don't like change. I like Google+ because im a moron. Come at me bro :P
mutant
mutant Anthro Artist 9 years ago
(If the site is finished)
thefantasticmrcat
TheFantasticMrCat Vermin 9 years ago
I would make that accurate correction if they had a simple edit function here but ....... *sigh*
spikedkanine
SpikedKanine Digital Artist 9 years ago
This comment sums up the entire situation.
namelessimp
NamelessImp Some kinda artsy imp thing 9 years ago
I would give money to FA if I thought it'd make good on any promise. There's been no progress, on anything, ever. It took YEARS to fix the damn commission tab, for God's sakes. It's been nothing but bullshit. No progress, so many abandoned projects, so many underhanded lies. I've made a lot of commissions because of this site, and I'd love to support it. But with an administration team who likes to hide and sweep things under the rug, a plethora of unkept promises and just a general lack of dedication and care for the community, I won't. Maybe once FA shows some ACTUAL progress, besides you know, announcing YET ANOTHER site rework with transparency by a guy who outright LIED about his work experience, only to now ask for something a basic coder can do, I'll donate. I refuse to throw my money at something unless I know it's going to a good use. Hell, if they wanted to hire a real coder, I'd throw in fifty bucks right now.
southernpaw
SouthernPaw Crafter 9 years ago
I'd put my hand up to help but I don't want to be associated with the team who runs this site after what I've seen happen.
mutant
mutant Anthro Artist 9 years ago
That's probably the safest choice.
vanessamarietyson
Vanessa_Marie_Tyson Digital Artist 9 years ago
So, can we also have an "ignore" list that ALSO filters out submissions from accounts we wish to not BE FORCED to see, like some other competitors already have? That would be divine to the point of nirvana in my books!
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
What, a BLACKLIST!? FOR FURAFFINITY!?! THIS IS MADNESS THAT YOU SPEAK OF!
vanessamarietyson
Vanessa_Marie_Tyson Digital Artist 9 years ago
Indeed! TOTAL MADNESS!!!!!!1

Everyone should love everything here on FA after all!!@
oreofen
OreoFen Mechanic 9 years ago
Project Phoenix: A new comedy gold, burning up and re-emerging from the ashes to strike up new cumulative sadness in the hopes there will be something newer than a bird igniting on fire to become reborn again! :D
mutant
mutant Anthro Artist 9 years ago
It's obviously called project Phoenix because it's going to start, grow old really fast and then die and then they're going to continue to start over infinitely.
catflower
CatFlower Digital Artist 9 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA it's so fucking accurate it actually hurts (my sides).
python13rp
python13RP Digital Artist 9 years ago
I just read through every single comment to this journal and only have a few things to say.

If indeed a working proto by ben was created why would it be scrapped?

How much actually HAS been done, and not just "a lot of progress" please.

What happened to previous estimation?

And holy cow the comments escalated quickly

rotarr
Rotarr Resident Housefly 9 years ago
This question: "How much actually HAS been done, and not just "a lot of progress" please." Needs an answer!
mutant
mutant Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Site's never gonna change and if it does it'll probably be more disfunctional than it already is right now cuz they'll only hire people who are popular and probably don't know shit about what they're actually doing.

Only chance it will be good is if you give them maybe ..hm.. I say at least 7 years considering the slowness and stubbornness of the people "running" the project. And by that time it will probably be outdated again.

Like I swear to god this started like ...what a year ago more or less? And apparently some work was done but naw that had to change cuz team absolutely -needed- some sexual deviant that nobody actually likes on the team. And hell I doubt it's a lie but say it was and you guys never actually fired anyone? What the fuck have you been doing in that case? Sitting on your asses eating potato chips? Like seriously I thought you were working why are you just now looking for employees (again??). It's really pathetic how slow this is going for a "team effort".

What does it even matter though I'm not here for the lovely staff.

The sites always gonna be crap anyway I'll just enjoy the company of some of the nicer people here before I somehow end up getting banned or something for saying something that offended some privileged infant.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
I give this site till im 80 than im hobbling to its main server and pissing on it.
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Why wait! *Goes to take a leak on their server as they speak*
leokitsune
leokitsune 9 years ago
"We're looking for a skilled layout and CSS wizard"

Ok, *why* are you looking for a person this late? It appears you already had a person for this, but he either left or was "fired"... New person will not only have to be just as experienced, but deal with the previous person's existing code (a big nono in any project). I would suggest improving efforts to retain your current project staff by making the job more desirable by providing, among other essential things... a wage. If you gathered $18,000 in donation money for an enterprise server in 5 weeks, I don't see why a developer has to work on this for $0. So, I don't wonder why he left...
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Because fa is cheap. :Y
ryusuta
Ryusuta Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Given that there are THOUSANDS of artist on this site, I'd say it probably ISN'T me. XD
vexinglyyours
vexinglyyours Ghostly Space Bitch 9 years ago
not even phoenix down is gonna revive this shit
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
What a sick burn.
demonkam
DemonKAM Lurky Lurk 9 years ago
Damn..that burn.
jackson77
Jackson77 Mad Scientist 9 years ago
YOU HAVE THE DOWNS
red13nanaki
red13nanaki All around thing 9 years ago
Oh so you guys realized you have to actually turn a computer on to start things?
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
They cant even turn on a computer too busy using it to fap.
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
imagry for this is priceless,.. slamming computer to crotch like a neanderthal
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
*bang bang bang bang* *short circuiting noises*

grog done fapping broke computer thing cumming.
maeliebunny
maeliebunny Watcher 9 years ago
hahaha good luck getting anyone competent for free. should've called this mess Project Ouroboros for all the same "promises made, promises broken" shit that's been pulled with, oh, every major change promised with this site.
superdragon468
SuperDragon468 World Builder 9 years ago
So once, about 4 years back (i was 16), i got bored one day at work experience, as they hadn't got anything planned. I had around 5 hours to myself sith nothing but a computer and some paper. First i slent a while making origami, but got bored. With the rest of my time, i looked up "Basic html code" on google, and made a working website. Heck i'm not a very good designer, but it had headers and a frame system, working links to various places on the site...it was colored badly and my comic/word content sucked but it worked
That was like four hours of my time and i made the whole thing, if you have a team who knows this i really hope they are too busy to do this and that's why you need someone else. I'm sure what i made is not what you are looking for and all, as i know coders are intelligent and spend effort doing what they do, but i hope someone who finds this easy can flex their muscles and do this for you quickly.

For the people who are saying we should avoid going forward for this, know if i was confident in what i could produce, i'd do it, and i emplore you to do the same. You know, if you hate your boss, that shouldn't stop you making your workplace better for you and your colleagues. That's basically what this is. Thi k of what YOU could DO for the site if you were on the team? Even someone who was just doing a bit of code will surely get a bit of a say in how things go down. I want the site to be a better place, i don't know about you.

Let people who have coding experience and want to give this a try the ability to pitch in without everyone telling them to run for cover. They are the people who can SAVE this site.
superdragon468
SuperDragon468 World Builder 9 years ago
And my appologies for such a long post. I feel this would have been better received if i'd been awake a few hours ago
ahst
ahst Art spy 9 years ago
forexposure_txt
secretpornaccount
SECRETPORNACCOUNT Musician 9 years ago
haha
rotarr
Rotarr Resident Housefly 9 years ago
THIS is the promised transparency of the "new FA" and Project Phoenix?!
After 5 Months?! THIS!! "We need a wizard?!" ARE YOU KIDDING?!!
monsterroo
MonsterRoo Digital Artist 9 years ago
^^^^ two thumbs up for this comment
pig
pig SEPIAFLUX 9 years ago
+LIKE.
samui-nishikaze
Samui-Nishikaze Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I agree with this. Phoenix doesn't hold any weight to be even CONSIDERED a project anymore. It's a mess!
jackson77
Jackson77 Mad Scientist 9 years ago
your a wazzard Rotarr, take us to victory!
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darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
If your making support for windows phone here's a big eye opener.


WINDOWS PHONE DOESNT SUPPORT JAVA. TRY AGAIN
campersander
campersander Typist 9 years ago
Who said anyone was using Java?
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
someone did along time ago up in the comments.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
None of the mobile operating system support Java. |:
What planet are you on?

As for JavaSCRIPT, that's industry standard and supported on pretty-much anything that can display HTML.
seinkraft
seinkraft Watcher 9 years ago
My laptop suport java, and when the battery is full its mobile! Sorry had to! :3
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
My phone doesnt do flash either.

what planet am I on? Not earth.

*hue hue hue disorder joke*..
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Hmm. Give me five excellent reasons why I should help FA.
kaze-breeze-katakage
Kaze-Breeze-Katakage Digital Artist 9 years ago
After reading the majority of the comments, I only want wish those who actually are trying to throw their hats into the ring good luck and god speed. It's hard to get into the coding business, and even harder when project runners can not agree how to get a project off the ground. All this "dirty laundry" that is being aired out publicly should probably be aired out in private between the staff and those who were involved in the past that seemingly would still like to be involved before someone new should come in. (That would be good for work environment morale, and would make it easier to work together.)

Anyway, those are just my two cents. Good luck, and hopefully we'll have a newer, better functioning site sometime in the future.
popo
popo Fursuiter 9 years ago
hard to get into coding ?:P
move to the Netherlands, we have about 12000 jobs that need filling on all branches of IT(with or without education, 60% of the programmers here are self thought)
kaze-breeze-katakage
Kaze-Breeze-Katakage Digital Artist 9 years ago
Wow! That's awesome! I'm from the US, so the job market here is pretty crap. Even with proper education, it's hard to find good coders, and even harder to find an industry that is willing to take on fresh-out-of-college coders with no industry experience. X_x
popo
popo Fursuiter 9 years ago
i hardly had any skill and they were willing to give me a go at a company for a while.

Hell, half the companies rather have self tought people then schooled ones, since what the school teaches is usually outdated at the end of the year
akhara
Akhara Digital Artist 9 years ago
I wonder, is being not Dutch-speaking a big problem for getting a job there?
popo
popo Fursuiter 9 years ago
hmm depends, some companies are fine with English, some require some form of dutch, but we are one of the best English speakers in the world though, not a single person that doesn't understand it here.
akhara
Akhara Digital Artist 9 years ago
That's great! Maybe I'll take a chance after my graduation then. Thank you for reply!
fluffypup
fluffypup 9 years ago
Too many promises left unkept, unfortunately, and too many questionable actions as well. It hasn't instilled much faith and confidence from the user base. Ample progress needs to be made and choice directions have to be taken, otherwise it's safe to say that desired help will never come from your users. :/
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
This. Until Adam Wan/Zaush is fired, or resigns, this website is doomed to stagnating and never overcoming its past failings. It's starting to look a lot like an "all or nothing" scenario. I'm hoping it isn't the latter where nothing fucking happens for the nth goddamn time.
deja-blu
DeJa-Blu 🍃 9 years ago
would it be crude to draw a phoenix shooting itself in the foot repeatedly? Or beating a dead horse?
Maybe if we beat it hard enough ((huehue)) something will happen :D
demonkam
DemonKAM Lurky Lurk 9 years ago
Nope, go for it.
Dead horse full of dead promises.
red13nanaki
red13nanaki All around thing 9 years ago
Rather have a dead horse beating the site.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
*gets lube* lets beat this phoenix till it cums and goes into a pleasure coma *just lubes himself* aw.. Thats right they dont exist huehuehue
deja-blu
DeJa-Blu 🍃 9 years ago
there would be more of a chance of an actual phoenix happening than a full on overhaul to FA =]
bluepawz13
BluePawz13 Anthro Artist 9 years ago
One of my friends named Alex Hawk can help me do this project. He knows how to do HTML5 and CSS3 (I only know a bit of it and he knows a lot more than I do).
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
if your they are your friend you wouldnt volunteer them onto the sinking titanic to fail. they are mid project with broken framework they let a figurative child have a hammer at for five months. no self respecting designer of any kind could fix this place unless they were absolte dedicated pros willing to work for nothing but the hand sex they already get from the broken site
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Amateurs built the Arc.

Professionals built the Titanic.

Guess where our current FA Team stands in that comparison.
nubaralenque
NubarAlenQue Vore creator 9 years ago
given that its either fictional or dead,.. id have to say fictonal because every last word is a lie
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Amateurs also built those three boat-cars on Top Gear, and only one of those floated, and it was broken anyway.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
I luff top gear..
monsterroo
MonsterRoo Digital Artist 9 years ago
Well guys..... maybe in 2016 itll be done - hahaha

to quote some other comments:
rotarr
"THIS is the promised transparency of the "new FA" and Project Phoenix?!
After 5 Months?! THIS!! "We need a wizard?!" ARE YOU KIDDING?!!"

ali
"if.. only.. there was someone working on this prior that you completely forgot about "


Its seriously embarrassing for the FA staff- everyone makes mistakes but this is ridiculous.
rokemi
Rokemi melone's onlyfans 9 years ago
The only "transparency" I see coming from the FA team is how awfully incompetent it all is, lmao. Good luck with the revamp.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
So that'll be another year of fucking about doing absolute jack-shit, then? Or will it be another boot to those who created an entire frontend because Zaush had a tantrum? ...Why should I even care? It's not like FA will ever crawl out from the bog pit of a miasma that it's currently drowning in.
Not so long as Zaush and Chase is on the team and Dragoneer is the owner of this cesspit. These three infamous stains upon the furry fandom have been proven to be incapable of not being complete fuckups. It's time that if Project Phoenix is to succeed, major changes must be done to its administration and development team. Major changes that include removing Dragoneer, Zaush and Chase entirely from having any input on the rewrite.

Get your shit together. Your complacency and inability to act professionally is fucking pathetic. CSS wizard? First milestone? What a fucking joke.
direhusky
Dire_husky PrOn Artist 9 years ago
The fact that you expect skilled, qualified people work for free is absolutely disgusting. On top of putting that popufur jackass on a pedestal no wonder shit will never get done. I encourage all coders to ignore this pathetic plea for help, they arent worth your time or effort.
daesyn
Daesyn Photographer 9 years ago
No, the fact that they have gotten thousands of dollars in donations over the years and haven't used any of that money to pay someone to do a decent job of recoding the site's back-end is absolutely disgusting. Personally, I wouldn't mind doing it for free. It would give me a chance to expand on what I currently know. The problem I have with doing it is the people I would be working with...
rtdragon
RTDragon Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Here we go again. http://badbooksgoodtimes.files.word.....clap.gif?w=594

At this point you really need to hire a professional site coder to get things done. This is really not surprising anymore at all sadly.
silvasnooze95
Silvasnooze95 Art Whore 9 years ago
I'm just here like ... Yeah x3
cassandrasaturn
CassandraSaturn Digital Artist 9 years ago
wow it seems too bad. being a website designer of my own sites I can say this is serious problem that needs teamwork and communications. without it, the whole site can fall apart easily.

it sounds pretty bad from what I read on the comments page. someone needs to be responsible for what they do their work on FA. they just simply can't fire someone without have their dislikes or problem with a certain person.

in my line of job, even in a team job.. everyone needs to keep their problems separate from the jobs they're working on. then after a job is finished, they can settle their problem afterwards. that's what my job is on most video game players and website designers.

just a thought.
jackmcslay
JackMcSlay Traditional Artist 9 years ago
Anyone still remembers project Ferrox, a a decently in progress overhaul that got completely shunned?
rtdragon
RTDragon Traditional Artist 9 years ago
I remember that i wonder how many projects has it been since?
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
RIP Ferrox

Gone but not forgotten.
genei
genei Photographer 9 years ago
hey thanks <3
genei
genei Photographer 9 years ago
i remember it pretty well
ballbagger
Ballbagger Watcher 9 years ago
I have knowledge about scss and sass. Coffee Script, JQUERY, AJAX.
rexxagon
Rexxagon Coder 9 years ago
The more of these announcements I read, the more I'm starting to associate you guys with Blizzard and World of Warcraft.

They release fancy named expansion after fancy named expansion, each new expansion having only one purpose: to band-aid the problems that arouse from the last expansion.
Each one of them implementing features no one wanted in the first place and promising to fix issues that will never exist nor existed in the first place, not to mention removing things that made people like WoW in the first place. While at the same time ignoring and downright refusing to fix the current glaring issues that people have been complaining about for years, because "internal reasons you puny mortals could never begin to comprehend".
Every single sensible suggestion "upvoted" by the community and every single issue put to light, and the people who made them, are downplayed as a "vocal minority" and blatantly ignored.

Not to mention it's co-managed by a widely (and negatively) known entity who's name begins with 'A' (Activision) who is publicly known for being an intolerable douche who's so full of itself it's shitting mini-me's and have no knowledge about anything even remotely useful to development. But despite this, Blizzard still chooses to keep them around, and publicly trumpet their involvement whenever possible (most likely by the request of said 'A'-entity), completely ignoring the fact that it shines an immensely strong negative light upon the project as a whole.


Sound familiar?
cassandrasaturn
CassandraSaturn Digital Artist 9 years ago
well WoW is also getting a major visual update that makes the characters no longer look like cartoons anymore, but more pure 3Ds style with smooth graphics and all.
rexxagon
Rexxagon Coder 9 years ago
A feature which was promised back in Cataclysm, then put on the backburner with no explanation nor announcement what-so-ever.
Then promised again in Mists of Pandaria, only to be "delayed" and guaranteed to be included in a later MoP patch.

Only now do we get it, 2 expansions and several years later.
Assuming of course it won't get inexplicably "delayed" again.
cassandrasaturn
CassandraSaturn Digital Artist 9 years ago
you sound so butthurt over it, but yes they were delayed for good reasons.
corgii
Corgii Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Playing devil's advocate here, but they were delayed in favor of more critical updates/features.

Still agree FA needs to get their shit together, though.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
I gotta disagree.

FA says 'we'll get this done' then fires a bunch of people getting it done, hires a suspected rapist, then lets him take control. All while showing screenshots of what COULD be.

Blizzard says they'll do something and when it gets pushed back there's a legitimate reason for it, there are always progress shots and they're not completely bullshit, and they actually seem like they're doing what they say they're doing.

Doesn't look familiar at all to me.
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
This is the most hilarious comment ever. LOL!

I totally agree. I wonder if a lot of site owners all take the same business etiquette class or something. While I understand some features just can't be made (or are highly unefficient or "niche", or are just plain stupid, etc.), another site that immediately comes to mind is DeviantART, with people complaining every Site Update about severe bugs that have been there since the early/mid 2000s, or some other broken feature. Instead of fixing them or listening to their userbase, DA just churns out more and more stupid-ass bloated updates that no one wants (while ignoring those that ARE wanted) in hopes to turn their eyes away, and they never fix their previous mistakes because REASONS. And YES! It's always a "VOCAL MINORITY" or "~SOME~ PEOPLE" not liking a new feature, even if feedback is clearly LARGELY negative (they even took away upvotes and shit because oh no our negative feedback-meter is visible). They probably KNOW there isn't any other art site around that would make a true competitor to them, so they're happy being slapdash and massive dicks because lol, where else are you going to go, fool.

Really. Some businesses just get too big for their freaking breeches.
halopromise
Halopromise 9 years ago
I can do plenty, but I feel like it wont be worth the effort. u-u Looking back at the comments.
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
Okay, so no one is surprised in any way that FurAffinity is as incompetent as ever, and will continue to be as incompetent as ever, and Project Phoenix is the Duke Nukem: Forever of the furry world.

Alright, next.

If this site ever does get a major re-haul (not holding my breath; it's pure imagination at this point), can you guys do one thing? Can you switch the order of the "Older" and "Newest" buttons on the artwork's page, the ones that go backward and forward through the person's gallery? Because the way you have it now makes NO sense. Why is "Older" facing left when to look at older pictures in one's gallery, you read from left to right? "Older" should be facing right, then, and "Newest" left. That really bothers me (I know, nitpicky :/), and it's really jarring to have it that backwards-ass way when every other website has it the correct way.
cassandrasaturn
CassandraSaturn Digital Artist 9 years ago
sounds like you want it to be, in my own view as the website designer, an "Previous" and "Next" buttons right?
just like Deviantart I assume.
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
Yes! DeviantART is a good example of them being used correctly. I don't mind the Oldest and Newest buttons at all, and I really like using them and I use them a lot. It just doesn't make any sense to me as to why they are placed backwards, since we read from left to right. :D
cassandrasaturn
CassandraSaturn Digital Artist 9 years ago
yeah I have done those on few sites I worked on xD
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

I STILL have to second guess myself when scrolling through the gallery.

So glad I'm not the only one who is like "wtf is this dumb ass shit"
rexxagon
Rexxagon Coder 9 years ago
You should look into greasemonkey. That way you can write a script that switches the locations of the Older/Newer buttons. :3
jaxbug
JaxBug Digital Artist 9 years ago
If we need 3rd party plug-ins to make the site work properly then something's seriously wrong here.
shmagaman
Shmagaman Commissioner 9 years ago
k then
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slainmonkey
Slainmonkey Digital Artist 9 years ago
Wow, just wow! You can almost hear the sound of Project Phoenix circling the drain
rienkarrot
RienKarrot Traditional Artist Leviathan 9 years ago
Would HTML5 and CSS3 suffice?
kohakuchimaera
KohakuChimaera Art Whore 9 years ago
I could probably relearn all the ins-and-outs of web design, get a fully fledged degree in the stuff, and recode the whole shebang by myself in less time than it's taken for you guys to get yer shit together. [That is, if you had gotten your shit together by now. You haven't.]

I'd offer to do just that, but as I unfortunately don't have any sexual harassment under my belt and don't draw hawt furry pronz, I don't think I'd qualify regardless.

I just came back to laugh for a while.
treznor1138
Treznor1138 9 years ago
Sometimes you just gotta sit back and watch the world burn :3
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Wait! You may still be qualified! Have you touched your dog's no-no with lust in your heart?
kohakuchimaera
KohakuChimaera Art Whore 9 years ago
I don't even own a dog. :'[
My dreams are shattered!
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Yeah, sorry.
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Technically it isn't that hard to learn to code anymore. Where I live coding is taught in high schools if you choose the course, and even some middle schools are planning to have coding now. You know something's wrong when a sophomore can singlehandedly design an entire site from the ground up by himself in 9 months, and yet an entire 'team' of 'professional coders' didn't get anywhere within 5 months.
kohakuchimaera
KohakuChimaera Art Whore 9 years ago
Precisely.
They're all too busy arguing over who gets to have their dick sucked, prolly
woofstep
Woofstep Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Ey wouldn't surprise me. That's what you gotta do to get a position in something you're not good at.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
THIS.

I learned a lot of HTML and Java in the program I was in in high school. There were other programs with other coding languages and such.

creux
creux Art Whore 9 years ago
What a fucking joke, lmao.
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bizaara
Bizaara Anthro Artist 9 years ago
You'll be set for life. By the time FA runs it's course it'll still be this god awful layout.
tails230
tails230 That Furry Foxxo 9 years ago
Let thedrama commence.
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
*shares some popcorn*
silvasnooze95
Silvasnooze95 Art Whore 9 years ago
We're gonna need more popcorn x3
tails230
tails230 That Furry Foxxo 9 years ago
Thanks :3
zinn
Zinn Digital Artist 9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
It already commenced.
hornybunny
HornyBunny PrOn Artist 9 years ago
First of all, I'll say that I know nothing about website development.
If you want the community to be more confident in the project give us an update/progress report on the forums every month or two or three with a site wide update every six months..
A simple list of. what we are working on now, what we have completed, and what we want to do next. would help people believe in the project.

I'm well aware of github, but none of that means anything to me. something in plain English that a simpleton like me and I'm sure many other could understand.
commissarpazyryk
Commissar_Pazyryk Digital Artist 9 years ago
Is all part of Putin's plan of destabilization of FA for eventual annexation of Russia.


SLAVA!
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
I knew it...
commissarpazyryk
Commissar_Pazyryk Digital Artist 9 years ago
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BO9VtD4.....oyVK.jpg:large
kajitorataotsu
KajitoraTaotsu Crafter 9 years ago
I didnt understand a single word in that picture

Sounds just like the staff and updates here.
thealphadoge
TheAlphaDoge Art Whore 9 years ago
From my point of view, russian-to-english translators like Google are in general terrible. dunno
foreveranonymous
foreveranonymous Lil Bitch 9 years ago
I made my Neopets page look pretty once
Does that count
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
I don't think that's enough ;)
Ever tried making things compatible for Linux, Windows, Mobile apps?
foreveranonymous
foreveranonymous Lil Bitch 9 years ago
xcuse u, Neopets is very complex
I had to copy and paste a lot of things from other websites and pretend I did it >:^(
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
^^ this
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
xD!! Best comment
shiekratora
Shiekra_Tora Writer 9 years ago
Ah, the Zaush/Adam Wan model of doing things!
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
zaush original website donut steel
twistgryphon
twistgryphon bird nerd 9 years ago
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/ddf/5e.....1396988515.jpg
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
And it just has been 1 day!
twistgryphon
twistgryphon bird nerd 9 years ago
It will probably be twice this length by tomorrow XD
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
I'm sure about it!

And did you ever notice they have a link below in the journal with 'FA united' ?
The irony.

twistgryphon
twistgryphon bird nerd 9 years ago
Ahaha such irony
audazthedishonerable
Audaz_the_Dishonerable Photographer 9 years ago
Definitely caught my eye, but I don't think I feel like a person who works with FA cooperatiely.
fa20xx
FA20XX Digital Artist 9 years ago
* just eats popcorn and reads the comments*
fighterjet
FighterJet Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Dildos.
kohakuchimaera
KohakuChimaera Art Whore 9 years ago
HIRED!
fighterjet
FighterJet Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Awwwww yesss, just what I need for my professional CV!
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
YIFF *HIRED*
jvago
Jvago Digital Artist 9 years ago
cool story
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Yiff
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
This journal only served to further put my thoughts of the sites and the admins in general further in the "wtf is going on" folder.

Wait we don't have folders...

nevermind.
retehi
Retehi Digital Artist 9 years ago
Reading the majority of this journal finally, all I can say is:

Damn!
oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/18.....ons-damn-o.gif
codeine
codeine PrOn Artist 9 years ago
maybe now we can have folders
seinkraft
seinkraft Watcher 9 years ago
At this point just in a ftp server :v
insanejoker
insanejoker 9 years ago
1. I remember tweeting 'Neer about BenAnderson's posts on his layouts (on the forums) during the 'blackout'. Quite a few times...
2. CSS / HTML should be basic knowledge for the existing team - I am not a pro, but if I can figure out how to use a #header and .headerborder in my own site, your team should, too. It's NOT that difficult compared to all the other programming languages you need to know.
3. How is the site being remade from the inside out if there's no layout in place already? Maybe my lack of knowledge on that sort of code is to blame for my ignorance on that, but...how do you make a functional site, or even work on it the past 5 months with NO LAYOUT MADE?
4. Didn't you have a layout made already when you gave us that 'sneak peak' months ago in a journal? Wtf was that if not the layout made? A photoshop collage? That'd piss users off if it were just some random mockup that wasn't even going to be used in the final design.
nimblebun
NimbleBun Traditional Artist 9 years ago
After reading comments, it really feels like a gamble for anybody willing to work on this site.....no monitary compensation (at least it's implication) and the risk of never being able to finish the hard work and get the satisfaction of completing a project or even be able to put the job on a resume. Can u put failed/unfinished projects on a resume?

Perhaps those seeking opportunity should look at projects with better reputation. Reputation goes far and this fA "team" sounds like something a professional or amateur should avoid engaging business with.
myr
Myr Digital Artist 9 years ago
Technically, there can be monetary compensation. By volunteering time to improve the site you can help it grow and gain recognition while doing so. More users on the site and more recognition means it's easier to land commissions especially if there's an improved way of finding said commissions. That's why I think people should be serious about building a better FA in every way possible.

That sword does cut both ways though. By improving this site for yourself you also improve it for others. Others includes those you like and those you don't like. There is definite incentive for someone who makes commission income off this site to help it.
nimblebun
NimbleBun Traditional Artist 9 years ago
though I can appreciate your sentiment, my point still boils down to my initial statement that was more geared towards the individual who would be devoting this time to build a site better for me and you. Their sacrifice. They are taking a risk involving themselves with this site. Is it worth it to a programmer to put up with a potentially difficult client? Because thats literally what they're opening themselves to. I wouldn't want someone to put in that trouble on account of my usage of a site. of course the coding needs updating, i acknowledge this. However, I would not condone someone putting themselves out like this for my own gain. They really need to look at it from their own best interest and their own future as a professional coder.

Risk vs. Gain, is the theme here. Is the gain worth their risk? I'm seeing in the comments string stories of previously failed updating projects and un-happy programmers that have been dismissed from the updating project after they themselves already donated hours of their time and skill. You don't find this alarming to any extent?
brnowl
Brnowl 9 years ago
I have absolutely no skills whatsoever in anything related to websites and their design-slash-development.

Can you hire me pls?
arcturax
arcturax Batgryph! 9 years ago
You'll fit right in
toothclipper
toothclipper Writer 9 years ago
Not only are you hired, you get paid unlike everyone else! Congrat
szczurex
szczurex Art Whore 9 years ago
I'm sure you'll find someone suicidal enough who after working all week on html/css/code 8+ hours daily, will happily code/design for you for free in their free time which could be spent relaxing and not fueling a drama-machine.
codeine
codeine PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Would we be paid if we were to be hired?
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
probably not...
taphonomy
taphonomy Evil Man Factory 9 years ago
I'll care when you fire your pet Zaush.
PS: If most of the comments on your announcements are angry/negative have you considered that there's a big fucking problem and it's probably you
pig
pig SEPIAFLUX 9 years ago
Seconding this along with everyone else.
kohakuchimaera
KohakuChimaera Art Whore 9 years ago
I really don't understand how they don't get this.

When your "announcements" are consistently met with vitriol and dissent by the majority of the vocal members of the site it miiiiight be time to reevaluated how yer runnin' things.
ali
Ali gay 9 years ago
logic? why use that when you can continuously lie and try to fool people into believing you did nothing wrong? puh-lease
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
Intense THIS comment
cas.
Cas. Anthro Artist 9 years ago
No of course the problem isn't him it's of course us for expecting anything different
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
this fucking comment
I love you
ziggyfox
ziggyfox Watcher 9 years ago
From the same people who do nothing but post like that every time there's a new announcement.
pewterkat
PewterKat Digital Artist 9 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong, and forgive me if it's been stated already, but isn't this the equivalent of, "we don't have the money to hire you, but you'll get some great exposure!"? Or "helping the cause" or something along those lines? That'd be like if your bathroom went kaput and you asked us if we could fly to where you're at to fix it "for the good of everyone" or whatever you'd say instead of contracting builders or plumbers to do whatever repair work was necessary.

If art holds the same weight as other jobs, then so does coding, making a template, or whatever else. Even putting it together if you have all the pieces ready! This is not just a website for someone's dog or baby, this is a HUGE COMMUNITY and it's so much more intricate. I feel you all would do so much better hiring someone, especially someone who just got their degree, than leaving it up to chance. If you really want to please the users at all, you should take their suggestions to heart.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Maybe it's because furries are used to getting professional art for ridiculously low prices, he figures he can get professional coding for the low, low price of free plus you get to have a probable sexual predator insult them?
pewterkat
PewterKat Digital Artist 9 years ago
Sounds like my idea of a good time. Possibly getting screwed over in two different ways. Yup yup.
bizaara
Bizaara Anthro Artist 9 years ago
BREAKING NEWS

FurAffinity Staff grasping at straws! Zaush a shitty addition to the team! Promises of Updates Cause Mass Case of Eyerolling! FurAffinity Going Down the Drain? Why is the FurAffinity Staff Page so lazily put together??? WHO'S WHO ANYMORE???

More Furry News like this, at 11.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
And than Fox Takes Giant Horse Cock, Shits Cum For Days.

Why did Zaush rape? Did he rape or did some get buttfucked and than cry raep. We delve into the raisn hole with this one.

and its off to Horny Fox for the weather,

"ITS RAINING CUM"

Thanks HF.

and now we go to Cooties The Coyote on fleas.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
NEXT, ON SICK SAD WORLD
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
ONLY ON TEH FA NETWORK
thealphadoge
TheAlphaDoge Art Whore 9 years ago
Sweet Furry Drama
hawaiianrain
HawaiianRain Digital Artist 9 years ago
Damn, ran out of popcorn.gif for this journal.
vexstacy
Vexstacy Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Hold up. Lemme donate towards this cause.

here...take this

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/u.....n-09-Psych.gif
baddwill
BaddWill Musician 9 years ago
After nine years in development, hopefully it'll be worth the weight.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Thanks, and have fun!
danza
danza Fulltime UK Artist 9 years ago
What a fucking mess.
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Your icon is confusing.
danza
danza Fulltime UK Artist 9 years ago
What's confusing about it?
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Isn't it obvious? Your icon stirs unfamiliar and confusing stirrings in his heart/loins. Must be.
jackson77
Jackson77 Mad Scientist 9 years ago
This ^
jazzwolf
jazzwolf Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I don't know how you're building this new version of FA, but make sure that you:

1. Style the site using SASS or similar CSS preprocessor. The templatizing and organization of CSS through use of SASS keeps it the code fairly DRY. This also makes it easier to come back later and not get lost in a sea of endless lines of CSS. You can also leverage the modularity of SASS to work on other sections concurrently with other people.
2. Ensure the front end developers have an understanding of the "cascading" component of the name "CSS." I'm familiar with all the unfortunate games of overriding and it's not fun to sort out.
3. Your front end guys should have a significant grasp of mobile responsive concepts. Includes use of media queries, floats, percentage based widths, padding and margins. Finer points of when padding becomes additive versus subtractive, etc.
4. Build interface elements with CSS rather than graphics whenever possible (border triangles, box shadows, etc). High volume sites like this could probably benefit from less bandwidth consumed by trivial elements.
5. Use 2x and 3x DPI assets for double and triple resolution devices which are becoming more modern parts of the modern browsing experience.
6. Comment code.

I'm employed to do this stuff and this is essentially what we look for and what we do. :V Looking forward to a new, competent interface.
konkitty
KonKitty 9 years ago
Surprise surprise. The new site is never coming.

Meanwhile, the sky is blue, grass is green, and bears shit in the woods
seinkraft
seinkraft Watcher 9 years ago
Kon! Meanwhile the new site is developed can I bury my face in your butt?!
konkitty
KonKitty 9 years ago
YEP. :D
seinkraft
seinkraft Watcher 9 years ago
We'll be a fluff centipede! xD
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
ILL TAKE THE CABOOSE OWO
moon-moon
Moon-Moon Watcher 9 years ago
genuine question: can you list any one good reason - literally any at all - for why any programmer with any ounce of talent and respect for their work would volunteer hours of time and effort to a website that has a history of choosing nepotism and favoritism over competence, chasing off what few competent crew they had at every possible turn, and for putting hundreds of hours' worth of work* into overhyped "updates" that were scrapped if not forgotten completely? why should the types of people you're expecting to jump in your lap and throw a brand new site at you for free feel any sort of reassurance that they will not in fact be wasting their time doing work for incompetent fuckwits who are more interested in stroking their own egos (and those of their creepy rapist buddies) than actually doing any of the things they keep promising to do?

and ffs don't say "for the exposure" or "for the good of the site" because that's literally rubbish and you know it

*i say this but tbh im pretty convinced that all you guys do is sit on one thumb while ramming the other into each others' prostates so yeah
nimblebun
NimbleBun Traditional Artist 9 years ago
yes, I agree to all of this.

Work is work no matter what its for. Someone who has to feed themselves or build a reputable portfolio shouldn't feel inclined to sacrifice their patience, time, effort, and talent on THIS shit show. not to mention risk working along-side of less than favorable individuals that are known to be difficult to work with.
rottencanines
RottenCanines I don't draw enough 9 years ago
All this drama is a reason for me to NOT leave FA Too much juicy drama...
devilishdoctor
DevilishDoctor 9 years ago
Tell me about it.
kohakuchimaera
KohakuChimaera Art Whore 9 years ago
You can leave and still come back occasionally when announcements are made!
It's like visiting those in-laws you can't stand but they cook really well and have a nice pool so you suck it up and go anyways.
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ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
Looks perfect, 10/10, would hire.
zinn
Zinn Digital Artist 9 years ago
More like Two Degrees of Separation. Just need to find the guy who knows a guy give the right recommendation, and their in. *Gangsta Signs*
calvinrequin
CalvinRequin just a fish 9 years ago
/* NOTICE No Smoking
NOTICE No Parking
NOTICE No Trespassing
NOTICE Food and Drink Prohibited
*/
Am I doing it right?
hummingkitty
Hummingkitty Digital Artist 9 years ago
Hope we see it soon! I would love to see this site updated.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
So have hundreds of other users, only they've waited for years with nothing but false promises. Don't get your hopes up!
hummingkitty
Hummingkitty Digital Artist 9 years ago
I know. V_V I wanted to try being optimistic for once.
apocalyptic
Apocalyptic Digital Artist 9 years ago
That isn't bad, but maybe you should try being optimistic about something that will be completed within the next decade. 8D
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freehaven
Freehaven 9 years ago
Someone did that already. It's called Weasyl.
wanderingferret
WanderingFerret Art Whore 9 years ago
Holy fuck, is it too much to ask for an update on this damn site without this damn drama?
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Tell me about it.
kajitorataotsu
KajitoraTaotsu Crafter 9 years ago
We've been asking for updates for the past 6 years and all they've done is given a lousy Commissions Tab.
People are done waiting.
norsepaw-studio
NorsePaw-Studio Digital Artist 9 years ago
Make it seven years, I think we were promised back in 2007.
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
...is it too much to ask for an update on this damn site without this damn drama?



Um.... yes?
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
the point is that they just haven't gotten any progress, all they did, was nothing the last couple of months and now they are asking for people to work for them for free because they fired the decent working guy with his already decent script.

That's just not progress, that's going backwards. And now they expect people to spend their free time working on something that might not get finished ever or will 'forget' about in the end. I understand why people do tend to make 'drama' about it. Because they don't LISTEN to the (sometimes) decent advice of others.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
Yes.
superboo
superboo birdo time … 9 years ago
make sure not to let anyone named scott summers join up, he's not great with phoenix teams
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
I god damn love you. xD
superboo
superboo birdo time … 9 years ago
i'm just glad someone got that joke
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Bullshit Steeve.
stickmanwww
Stickmanwww Pizza Illustrator 9 years ago
*rises from the ashes* No
priestrevan
PriestRevan Watcher 9 years ago
Then do it.

I dare you to.
fivel
Fivel Scalie Squad 9 years ago
project phoenix is the new duke nukem forever

guys just give up this site is never going to get an overhaul because people will rather hire unskilled people (because they're in the fandom/popular) than get actual people who do this stuff for a living
superboo
superboo birdo time … 9 years ago
DNF actually came out though
fivel
Fivel Scalie Squad 9 years ago
yeah, after like 12+ years :P but now that it's out... something needed to replace it. and now project phoenix is brave enough to take on the title!
superboo
superboo birdo time … 9 years ago
dnf was also garbage, so the metaphor only grows more poignant
fivel
Fivel Scalie Squad 9 years ago
'tis a sad fate for project phoenix.
nervensaege
Nervensaege Protector of Birdkind 9 years ago
mmmm sweet sweet embarassment
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Wow. I really think this is getting to the point that nothing needs to be said about Phoenix unless you've got the whole thing done. This is yet another example of the site blowing up over the same old shit.

Not a single person here seems to have kept their head and so far it's a slagging match between popufurs, white-knights, ex team or non-team members and anyone else like me too tired to do anything but whinge.

This is another example of "look guys nothings happen why don't you all go nuts" and in typical fashion everyone is jumping on the drama bandwagon. Can we take it down a couple of notches so every single update about *anything* isn't a beat them up.

There have been accusations, there has been bullshit, Dragoneer and other ex-coders are not helping you are all supposed to be in one form or another admins and/or professionals, this has gone on way too long and it needs to be dropped. If Adam Wan isn't kicked off the team this is going to continue Dragoneer, especially if you keep this drama train up and eventually there will be more serious shots fired, especially if nothing happens. This is a lot of angry people getting angrier and it's got way beyond the point where it's ignorable.

As for this whole programmer stuff, why has a donation run not been made so you can PAY someone to work on the entire project?

You did a similar thing for the servers and this is way more important at this point.

I think at this point everyone who isn't here for the drama train *choo choo* wants this done and out of the way and would be willing to throw money under the bus.

/rant
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
thank you for your great (non drama) advice.
Seriously, I hope and I guess a lot off people here just wanted them to listen and act on great ideas like this.

And because they don't, they guess that drama helps them a bit further. (What at least have them give a reaction of Neer)
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Yeah, there's plenty of community feedback and people willing to help but not wanting to be burned as others had which is majorly disappointing.
igneous-dragon
igneous-dragon Digital Artist 9 years ago
THIS.
I agree completely.
Why not a kick starter?
It's pretty simple and I know for fact a lot of hard working people and furries would donate.
I would at least try to donate $5.00 to it even though no one commissions me xD
achmed
achmed Watcher 9 years ago
Any kickstarter or indiegogo will get banned to due the nature of FA's extreme furry porn.
celestina
Celestina Monster... Enthusiast ;) 9 years ago
There are other sites out there that take adult services.
igneous-dragon
igneous-dragon Digital Artist 9 years ago
True, that was mostly what I did mean when I said kick starter haha.
igneous-dragon
igneous-dragon Digital Artist 9 years ago
Ah ok :P
Too bad xD
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
As Celstina Celstina said many people rely on this site and would be willing to pay upkeep or donate to a specific cause, the problem at the moment being although several admins are claiming transparency we have no idea why after 6 months they need a coder despite having a 'full team' and no idea where most of the donations go/went.

To be honest I'm starting to wonder if it's because they don't want to be legally responsible for not using money dedicated to a coder for the site on something else which people have kicked off about in regards to kickstarter and won there money back in the past.
mysfurry99
MysFurry99 Rashaad the Panyena 9 years ago
Somebody give this dude a cookie!
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
I love cookies :3
riis
Riis Digital Artist 9 years ago
Clearly they are not handling this well at all.
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Not by the looks, I just hope people can keep their cool on both sides of the fence or this is gonna be another 6 month long all consuming drama fest :( - nobody wins
riis
Riis Digital Artist 9 years ago
Hell if not anything else they could at least hire a professional to help and/or do it.
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Yeah that was kinda half my point, something like this obviously needs a professional input and people are willing to put money towards things like that
riis
Riis Digital Artist 9 years ago
Yeah sorry about restating it, but still though.

And the money part. Judging at how things blew up when word got that a certain someone is involved with the project, I don't think they'll be getting as much support they could be getting without him. That is of course not considering the damages from the last project that went no where among other things.
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
No worries, it's something worth restating to my mind.

As for a a certain team member, the accusations were that, accusation *please do not think that statement is anyway a defense* because if it was anyone else in any other job/part of the internet he would have been at the very least suspended. The simple fact their have been team members of FA ADMITTING to illegal activity and continuing as part of the team is a testament to the attitude held around here about that however and it needs to change before something serious happens.

But yes, it's ridiculous that someone hasn't kicked up more of a fuss about the legality of ANYONE taking donations towards a project that fails without reasonable explanation to produce the product.

*cough cough* http://501c3.org/blog/misappropriat.....nprofit-funds/ <--- solicited donations

So yeah, seems ridiculous there hasn't been more fuss :)
riis
Riis Digital Artist 9 years ago
Well if you're making an accusation as serious as rape you go to the police, not the internet, especially when you know who did it. Or at least I think no such claim (to the REAL authorities) was made from all I could find.

But I'm gonna leave it at that.
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Fair does,

Nice chat :)
celestina
Celestina Monster... Enthusiast ;) 9 years ago
Yes. Despite how poorly FA staff has handled things, and me saying I'll never send another cent to FA again, I would donate to this. For the artists who are stuck here because they have no other choice but to call this site their main business hub. While it is never good to put one's eggs in a single basket, the pure fact is that for most folks they don't have the pull on other sites to survive. When FA goes down for a week, they can't make that pull happen in a few days.

So you know what? I'll put my money where my mouth is. If FA actually does this. They actually hire a professional team to do this, I will donate %5 of my last two year's worth of income from this site to the project. For the sake of other artists.
gosset
gosset Anthro Artist 9 years ago
This is what I'm talking about, we all realize that FA's admins have reacted poorly to the entire situation and are not happy with it at all, but the amount of artists, fursuit makers and crafters here is overwhelming, and many rely on this as a source of income. And as you say it's hard to get pull on a completely new website.

Thanks for the comment, I appreciate a little corner of sanity and nice conversation in this thread.
amaroqdricaldari
Amaroq_Dricaldari Autistic Empath 9 years ago
I also want a means of reporting hacked FA accounts, this sending a password reset email to the email address person to owns the FA account in the event another user hacking said FA account.
igneous-dragon
igneous-dragon Digital Artist 9 years ago
Looking forward to results. :)
aalynn
Aalynn lesser adult 9 years ago
Hahahaha...progress... this site is full of progress.
kievthehusky
KievTheHusky Watcher 9 years ago
Y'all need to grow up. "Boo hoo Im not on the project im sad so ima giv my sob story". Fo sho. FurAffinity, while it being a nice art site, doesnt need SITE improvement. It needs ADMIN improvement. Everyone I have seen banned, was for minor stuff, but people that need to get banned, never get it. I got banned for just speaking my opinion on something that apparently admins didn't like, but when I reported something A MONTH earlier, something that was actually defying TOS, hasnt even been looked at.



Heil Dragoneer! Nazi FA! Seig Heil! Seig Heil!


Watch me get banned for this post, and I hope i do, so I have proof that FA Admins are Nazi's. MARTYR ME!

XD
reykreyth
Reykreyth Local Fluffdrgn 9 years ago
I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about regarding site improvements. The backend is shoddy, and the frontend is amazingly dated. The site's needed improvement for a while. The ridiculous amount of downtime and the lack of modern site features is a testament to that.

I'll agree that sometimes the administration makes strange decisions.
rotarr
Rotarr Resident Housefly 9 years ago
It's "Sieg Heil!", just saying.
Also...not funny :/
kievthehusky
KievTheHusky Watcher 9 years ago
Not trying to funny, I'm serious. FA admins are Nazis.
superboo
superboo birdo time … 9 years ago
they murdered more than six million people and waged a war against europe? they're on the rise again in europe, with chilling implications for everyone living there? they're violent white supremacists deadset on "ensuring a future for the white race" while whinging abou anyone who doesn't look like them?

... they're snappy dressers?

none of it applies, man, let it go. nazis are a real thing that exist and the comparison isn't apt or welcome.

fascists, maybe. nazis, nah.
kievthehusky
KievTheHusky Watcher 9 years ago
If people can have "nazi" or "furzi" sonas, and no one rages at them, I can say Nazi if I want to.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
I hate this line of logic. If douchebag A does something and doesn't get caught that doesn't make his actions any less douchebaggy. He just didn't get caught. It doesn't mean suddenly that every douchebag action after him suddenly is okay to do.

"He didn't get caught so why are you yelling at me" is not an adequate excuse for bad behavior. It just means both of you did something silly and he was just lucky enough not to get caught. That's all.
kievthehusky
KievTheHusky Watcher 9 years ago
Lol thinks it breaks TOS by having a nazi sona. Jeez, y'all furries are so intelligent with your comebacks, but apparently dont have a high enough brain function to not get butt hurt. Here, this is for you, and everyone else that gets butthurt over every little thing.

http://m.memegenerator.net/instance/32993794
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
1. I'm not butthurt. I'm just stating a fact. Why does anyone ever always go "you're butthurt" when someone calls them out on their shit? Can I just be a calm observer of someone doing something silly and pointing it out? Why does it automatically have to go to me pitching fits when I said ONE thing?

2. Once again, we're talking about what YOU did. Not what someone else did. Someone else's wrong doing doesn't negate your own.

3. Again, I'm just stating a fact. If you didn't want people to respond negatively don't do things that will cause that negativity.
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aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
"high enough brain function"

- fails to properly understand point being made.

- Automatically resorts to childish trollish insults ( "u mad" or "you butthurt")

- Posts a stupid meme in an attempt to seem witty and not at all like a childish jerk that just insulted someone when they threw out no insults back.


"High enough brain function"

"High enough brain function"

"brain function..."


Furry logic. Ironic.
kievthehusky
KievTheHusky Watcher 9 years ago
^ Once again, can't take a joke. Has to defend itself. Feels the urge to defend. Doesn't know when being trollololed
kievthehusky
KievTheHusky Watcher 9 years ago
Also, thank you for entertaining me. Instead of being a legit OG, you chose to stay here and continue to defend ur "logic". *Claps.* Bravo, bravo, encore!
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
Even though I noticed the trollish comments? Even though your joke was an INSULT directed at me?

Sure. Let me laugh while someone claims I'm dumb then throws a meme at me.

Holy shit you are dense. Then you put logic in quotes like my logic was the fail and yours wasn't, Now a third time?

Good. Great. Glad you're entertained by people calling you out on your stupidity while you try and go "HURR i was joking when I said you had no brain function"

And it's a discussion thread and a comment chain? What was I supposed to not respond to someone insulting me?

Another logic fail there.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
And it's HE not IT. Why does anything think using 'IT' as a substitute for not knowing a gender is anything less than offensive?

First Nazi shit, now misgendering on purpose. You're just a ball of fail arent' you?
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
I'm...just gonna block you. It's obvious you're too childish to realize your mistake, then once called on it resort to the same ol' bullshit tactic of "imma 'troll' you" to save face. Then to throw out a misgender on someone when A. I never even MENTIONED my gender and therefore most people would normally auto choose 'he' or 'she' and B. the only way you could know I was non-binary was to look at my page, which clearly states what pronouns I prefer.

So, you're an offensive prick who resorts to childish trolling when someone of greater intelligence and logic pulls your bullshit out of the water who also happens to throw out transphobic bullshit because basic trollish insults and memes and basic bitch insults are the only thing your feeble mind can properly come up with to retort.

I feel sorry for you. Have a good one.
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
THANK. YOU.

I hate it when people use that excuse!
hom.nom.nom
hom.nom.nom 9 years ago
SHOTS FIRED.

Very well and simply put! Hopefully he understands now. e_e
zinn
Zinn Digital Artist 9 years ago
News Just in. He doesn't.

It's also rather weird, America makes fun of tragedies in Europe, but as soon as you make one joke about 9/11 and Sandy Hooks they lose their minds. I felt under heat just explaining why we observe Volkstrauertag as a day of morning for all that died in armed conflict and from political tyranny, given for some reason makes me sound to them as if I sympathize with extremism.
superboo
superboo birdo time … 9 years ago
... people made fun of you for Volkstrauertag? of course they did.

I know people here in the US who get all het up at the notion of people not properly honoring veteran's day and memorial day, which are similar in concept.

I think people are more prone to defend things they're familiar with and mock that which is distant or that they don't have a connection to. So a lot of people here don't have strong ties to Europe, don't have relatives or family friends who were effected by the Holocaust, and don't take it seriously. Like, "well, that's in the past, and who cares anyway?" idk.

i'm rambling now, sorry.
zinn
Zinn Digital Artist 9 years ago
I think a better example I could give rather than more recent examples people are familiar with around the same time of WW2 would be Pearl Harbor. Like there are people who thought the Titanic never happened (As it it was something people thought was a 'film'), I've met people who thought it was an attack by North Korea, as if Asia is this monolith entity. This really scares me, but luckily there are several history societies that's free to join and turn up to lectures, that are pretty good. A few weeks ago was Operation Paperclip (Now I'm rambling) which was the CIA directive to deprive Germany post-war of it's leading scientists which I think is hilarious given who they took over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDEsGZLbio
superboo
superboo birdo time … 9 years ago
Hahahahaha, North Korea behind Pearl Harbor...?! Ah, I'm so disappointed in history education ... everywhere.

There's a lot of things people just seem really oblivious about in terms of American history and world history. I was mentioning something about the end of World War I to someone on armistice day (we call it veteran's day) and they were like "what?? i didn't know that's when WWI ended!" (she didn't know what years wwi was, either ...)
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
NOPE!

He didn't.

Not at all. Poor thing.
fen-fen
Fen-Fen Probably Sleeping 9 years ago
While I do wholeheartedly agree that the site needs an administrative overhaul, that involves taking FurAffinity from Dragoneer's hands which is not going to happen anytime soon. There's far too much "good ol' boy politics" involved in it and Dragoneer probably loves the title too much to let it go. The good moderators/administrators who once held ranks on this site were chased away by the sheer amount of stupidity by higher-ups.

The only thing that Dragoneer can do at this point that will a) keep him and his bffs in rank and b) appease the most users is to do a site update. Even before Dragoneer had sole ownership of Furaffinity, the site has been riddled with holes. Prior/during the site changing hands from Alkora to Dragoneer, it was hacked twice (2005 and 2007). The whole reason for the 2007 hacking was due to Dragoneer's incompetence by signing into his admin account during a furry con on *unencrypted* hotel WiFi connection. After the ownership transfer and when it became "owned by" Ferrox LLC (with Dragoneer as it's "CEO"), the site has either gone down or hacked in 2008, both July and November 2009, and the biggest one being in December of 2010 (aka Decembergate) where several members of FA (both admin and non-admin) had their notes leaked to the public. The fallout from that one incident is still felt to this day as that's where the Zaush/Adam Wan situation stemmed from.

So while I definitely agree the administration needs to be worked on, the more realistic option is to do work on the site itself. Even before Dragoneer took ownership of the site it's been full of holes and extremely vulnerable.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
Yeah sure. Cuz the site doesn't go down constantly, get hacked constantly, isn't coded poorly, hasn't needed updates that never come for years, and totally doesn't need a slew of other minor fixes that everyone's been bitching about for years.

Nope. Never happened.

We do need a couple admins kicked to the heavens, but the site still needs an overhaul.

And careful with what you say.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Or Hell.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
That too!
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
I've been there, it's a nice village. (Hell Michigan)
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
I've been there! They have a paintball place there and I played in their tournaments. The place is called Hell's Survivors.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
That's in Pickney.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
Oh! So it is! This whole time I thought it was in Hell. xD
yggdrasilsroots
yggdrasils_roots Writer 9 years ago
They have some of THE best pasties in the giftshop area's food thingy. God, those were good. *drools*
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voreo
voreo Oreo Hoarder 9 years ago
Everyone should do what i do. And move on about there business. :P

http://imgur.com/gallery/jVDv8LR
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/99o6m.gif
mrchocolate
MrChocolate A Good Dog 9 years ago
Just gonna sit here and wait on the custom thumbnails to be fixed.
doncoon
DonCoon Chris P. Bacon 9 years ago
Keep using this layout: People will bitch about it being the same old layout.
Update to a new layout: People will bitch about the look of the new layout.

Bitch about this comment: You are bitching about this comment.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Bitch bitch bitch bitch!
doncoon
DonCoon Chris P. Bacon 9 years ago
Damn, dat death stare!
oasus
Oasus Watcher 9 years ago
RABBLE!

RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE
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jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
I know two reasons I think. Commissions are easy to get to and FA doesn't allow cub porn.
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zinn
Zinn Digital Artist 9 years ago
The people who've stayed on weasyl and use it more or less exclusively, are paying my rent. Fuckin' love Niche Markets and the Pareto Principle.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Good point.
pewterkat
PewterKat Digital Artist 9 years ago
That would be a wonderful idea, but for whatever reason, it is met with so much hate. It's hard to get commissions elsewhere because people would rather stay on FA, and many of the people loyal to the site just laugh. "You'll come crawling back because I refuse to offer you my money for your services on the grounds that I don't like the choices you as an artist and individual are making to do what you feel is bettering yourself" is all the message I'm getting from it. It's especially bad if you happen to include that you're dissatisfied with FA in any way over the controversy.
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pewterkat
PewterKat Digital Artist 9 years ago
I couldn't agree with you more.
melkiah
Melkiah Digital Artist 9 years ago
lol
melkiah
Melkiah Digital Artist 9 years ago
I volunteered to write the mobile site like 5 years ago.. We're still trying to write a mobile site. Wow.
melkiah
Melkiah Digital Artist 9 years ago
Guess who booted me off the project. You know who ^_~
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Starts with a D and he has fucked up adult images?
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
Adam Wan starts with a 'D'?
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
He is a D. A D-minus.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
You give him too much credit!
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jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
I thought you meant Dragoneer.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
Nah. Adam Wan was given the reins to the project (which was a dumbass idea. I can see where they wanted to hire him, though that was dumb in and of itself, but to give him the top spot?! Good job listening to the pleas of your fucking user base there. Not like not listening to them has ever done anything fucking other than cause shit storms) and he's the one who started kicking people out simply because he didn't like them, nevermind his minimal experience and knowledge. It was all a big fat popularity contest while everyone's circle jerking and he was at the helm.

Yes. Give the guy who everyone claims abuses his power to be able to get out of the stuff he was accussed of even more power. He won't use that to his advantage and do exactly what he's always done. Good job.

But no it was Adam fucking Wan who kicked a couple people out. I wouldn't be surprised if he kicked this guy out too.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
I can only imagine what he'd make a female coder do to stay on the team.
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
OH GOD!

Why? Why do you have to bring up things I don't want to think about?
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
I was born this way
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
Now I'm gonna be stuck with this face all day.

I GOT WORK IN 30 MINUTES!!
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
Got your normal face back on, or was it a bit of awkward at work?
aokichuichi22
aoki_chuichi22 Crafter 9 years ago
Nah it was totes awkward. I was all like "What can I get for ya?" with that face
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
Feces.

feces my friend *waves paw over the land like mufassa* and than all of fa can belong to you someday my boy

weegie.
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
what's in that big bright shining place over there?
darkshadowfoxx
DarkShadowFoxx Ugly breed of Human Being. 9 years ago
SHINEY OWO *runs at it*
deerme
deerme 9 years ago
I make no claims to be a "wizard", I did teach myself some HTML and CSS coding and might be able to help a little. Unfortunately, I took down the best and most thorough example of my work. I could send a text file of the code, if someone wants that example.

As lesser examples of some work I did, visit my comic and mirror site (sorry about making such plugs; these are not intentionally plugs, but just what sites I currently maintain). My main comic site **is** hosted by BlogSpot and most of the code is theirs, but I made modifications to the template's code and design. My ComicGenesis site is from scratch, using some items that ComicGenesis requires (and intended to look as close to my main site as ComicGenesis restrictions allow).
photonic
Photonic Watcher 9 years ago
I do a bit of CSS/HTML but im mostly a graphic designer and UI/UX designer, HMU if you want a template done :)
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
I hope we get to change usernames and delete accounts for good.
phr
PHR Fav-Button Masher 9 years ago
I would love to help you guys out.

Examples of my work can be found here: https://www.freelancer.ca/u/TJK16384.html

Where do I send my resume?
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
You know, I have this brilliant idea. Mark everyone who's being serious about this. Put them all on your team. Anyone who doesn't like it can leave at any time.

Make sure everyone is actually working on it, and if they aren't, no matter what position they're in, they're fired.

Ban everybody from FurAffinity, close down the site, turn off the servers, and wait until you get Project Phoenix up.

Review your goddamn motherfucking rules and write some fucking new ones.

Launch Project Phoenix.

???

Profit.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Dragoneer, take 15 minutes. Go to the top of this page, and then scroll all the way down.

Remember years back, when you plucked the Owner title of the site from another.

Remember how bad the site was going at him.

Now look at the current situation.

It's even worse then that.

_______________

Dragoneer, it's time to step down. At this point, the things you do, are making the site falter, instead of improving it. You've made far too many bad choices which impacted this site in terrible ways.

It is TIME, it step down.

You've already have had 2 mass exoduses from FA within the past year or two.

People have LEFT, because of the paths of your decisions.

The people who are still here, are either new, here for the show, or far too rooted here.

Don't bring down the site with you.

Don't be a Jim Rennie, and doing this ' For the good of the Town '.

Step down. Be remembered, as the person who tried, and made the right choice, not as the person who fought tooth and nail, and killed something that could still have been great.
malware
Malware Digital Artist 9 years ago
^^^
This.
coboye
Coboye Watcher 9 years ago
I do agree with this.
kristalderp
Kristalderp Traditional Artist 9 years ago
I have a feeling Dragoneer doesn't want to step down because he'll lose popularity that he's gained though furaffinity. However it's better to be known as "Dragoneer, guy who took care of FA from this year to this" than "oh yeah Dragoneer, the incompetent guy who runs a site that never fucking updates"
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Agreed. He probably won't let go of it. But, at least someone can say, a few years down the line, if this site ever truly empties out " Hey dude.... That one guy DID offer a way out that could have potentially kept this site going, and kept your reputation intact...."

Besides, if everybody likes him so much, he'll still get all the attention he wants after he steps down. ;) Right?
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
BUT BUT BUT HIS E-POPULARITY AND ONLINE SOCIAL TITLE

HE'LL JUST BE AN EMPTY SOUL WITHOUT IT
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Possibly. But, I doubt it. He's an icon in the fandom now, for better, or for worse.
commissarpazyryk
Commissar_Pazyryk Digital Artist 9 years ago
Dragoneer = Yanukovich maybe?

Am sensing rise of Euromaidan type protest movement. Everyone will now start wearing helmets with anti Dragoneer slogans written on them and start randomly throwing molotov cocktails

Glory FA! Glory to Heroes! SLAVA SLAVA SLAVA!!!

yggdrasilsroots
yggdrasils_roots Writer 9 years ago
He'd never leave. There's too much money and dick sucking in it for him and his pals for him to logically go, "This is fucked up," and leave. He's an idiot neckbeard who can't see past his own bloated ego, and it is painfully obvious for anyone outside that little bubble of leeches that attach for popularity and monetary gain he calls "friends".
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
I'll eat my socks if this ever happens.
ashtrek
ashtrek Digital Artist 9 years ago
CSS? Like Counter Strike Source? I'll see if my buddy max can do anything.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
My sides.

If you like CS:S, try out Day of Defeat. Same engine, but World War 2.

Addicting, fun, and it's a Valve game. <3 Can't go a week without playing a few hours of it.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
But Valve games are baaaaaaaaaaaad!
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Eh, some are. Most are an excellent Nostalgia trip, as almost nothing changes. Good times to be had for oldfags. :)
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
I wonder how many people realise that Valve games are reskins at best.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Suprisingly, DoD might be a slight reskin of CC:S, but it's gameplay elements are heavily different.

In DoD, you can only pick one of five classes. Each class has a role, and cannot exactly be flexible as to trying to do different roles, unless you know how to use the weapons you are handed.

Both sides have the same type of weapon in each roll, but different stats. For instance, the Assault role for the Americans has a fully automatic Sub-Machine. So does the Germans. The difference, is that the American's is more spray and pray, with a smaller magazine, and worse accuracy and recoil, while the German's is slower to fire, but has a larger magazine, and less recoil, better accuracy.

In the Sharpshooter class ( Not the Sniper, probably getting classes mixed up. ) They have a medium to long high powered rifle, with no scope. The American version has lower damage output, and very little recoil, that fires as fast as you can click, but cannot reload until the whole clip is empty. The German version is Bolt action, but has a higher damage output, but can only be shot once before you have to pull the bolt back for a few seconds.

Either side is better at certain scenarios, but both are equal on the field.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
and I play hat simulator 2 purely because of how its turned into a complete and utter mess (FIVE ADDITIONAL AIR-JUMPS FROM THE SODA POPPER - WHAT???) but being a bird in that game's pretty cool

a scoot burd

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threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Wait..... Wat?

Great fucking balls of fire, am I glad that I'm sticking in the nolstalgia trip game Valve never touches anymore. .-.
ashtrek
ashtrek Digital Artist 9 years ago
I'm more of a TF2 Guy. Own DoD:S, not too good at it.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Add me. :3 Can play around a bit, have some fun. Learned most my stuff by just messing around on there.

Current Steam Name: Not a Kraut
sixel
Sixel Animated Icon Enthusiast 9 years ago
Staff are damned if they do, damned if they don't at every turn.
Since I pay nothing to profit off this site I'm not super concerned about updates, it's not like I pay them taxes.
People should give criticism if they're unhappy, complaining helps staff know what users are unhappy about but if your rage boner is this huge maybe consider weasyl or somewhere else.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
I see people talking about milestones, but nobody has addressed HOW MANY milestones there will be until this project is finished. The first milestone is a good thing, but until I have an idea of how many there will be, I can't get a good idea on how long this could take.
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
^^ great idea, but don't expect to much from having a guess on the amount of milestones.
The first hasn't even been reached due to not having coders and needing +5 months to figure this thing out.

(And I'm not even sure they really have their milestones yet)
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
As far as the site is concerned, it works. It's not bloated and doesn't have a lot of useless/extra stuff, like other sites *cough DA cough*

Whether this project goes through or not, isn't a dealbreaker for me. The site is fine the way it is, I can post art and commission artists with relative ease and I like it that way. Sure, it'd be cool to see the update, and I support this for the progress that has been made so far.
benanderson
BenAnderson Digital Artist 9 years ago
As far as the site is concerned, it works.
No, no it doesn't. It breaks down, it crashes, it goes offline for eons at a time, the Database is inefficient, the front and back-end code is in shambles and also inefficient, the layout is no-where near standards compliant and uses vastly outdated practices.

If you do not see the problem with that, then maybe you should just stop trying to tell people it works because it REALLY doesn't.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
yes, I agree it does have its quirks and that does need to be fixed. I guess I'm partly used to it (I still get mad when it goes down) and I'm fine with how it works. I guess I just don't care too much. I'd like to see the site upgraded though, most definitely.
zinn
Zinn Digital Artist 9 years ago
It's probably better he is apathetic. Lusers have killed projects with their input without knowing how to properly do QT/QA. Past Journals have implicated a lack of understanding such as not knowing what SSL does, or the comment above on what CSS stands for.

Listening to Lusers is how you get feature creep as well, does FA really need more feature creep? As that's how it gets it, without even doing anything.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
Exactly, the site's functional for what I need it for, as well as other users. Really the major thing I'd like to see fixed is random downtime, but other than that I'm not really picky.
zinn
Zinn Digital Artist 9 years ago
Yeah, you didn't really get the subtext. Luser is local-user but phonetically 'Loser' and also I'm implying your useless. To fix random downtime is just for FA to notify when they're taking the site down for maintenance, which to their credit they do notify people beforehand so it's not always random. Problem solved, what next, Dunning? Don't answer that, that's a rhetorical question.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
pretty sure that's not what I meant, don't be ignorant. They can announce downtime all they want, doesn't make it any less random. Also, to call me useless holds no water and has no place in this argument. I'm not in charge of the site in any manner, so what do you care?
dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Sure is some rude floating around, eh?
ziggyfox
ziggyfox Watcher 9 years ago
*reading comment* Surprise, EVERYONE is a shitty human being today! I wouldn't want people like you in charge of my websites either!
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
As far as taking care of a site goes, if I owned a site, I would care the hell out of it, especially if it's similar in size to FA
ectomech78
ectomech78 PrOn Artist 9 years ago
...So you're telling me this site is akin to a drunk prostitute.
ladylaika
LadyLaika some lady 9 years ago
people really read all these comments
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Yes. D:
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
Because they like the drama/think it needs some attention to help get this site out of it's mess/...
meep.
Meep. 9 years ago
yep
myr
Myr Digital Artist 9 years ago
Yes. All of them.
conorthehedgehog
ConorTheHedgehog Digital Artist 9 years ago
OK, so I've been on this site for 4 years, I've only really gotten into the "politics" of this site in the recent 10 months. I've grasped at the whole Ben thing more or less, this Zaush guy was a rapist who was hired and the FA team tried to cover it all up, are Zaush and Adam Wan the same person? I'm not well informed.

Anyway to get on the same page anyone willing to calmly and unbiasedly explain the whole situation and not spark a list of comments about who did what. As a user of this site I think it's about time I've gotten up to date with all of this. I'm interested in this layout thing but at the same time annoyed at how it's been handled and the lack of care to the community.


So anyone like to give me the history lesson? I could really do with this thanks!
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Zaush's real name is Adam Wan, and yes, he is an alleged rapist. Talking about this, however, is a one-way-ticket to being temporarily suspended as it violates the community guidelines. There is evidence of him being a sexual predator however, so it's not too hard to follow up on. Just don't talk about this in public if you don't want your FA account to be banned.

Dragoneer and the original "lead" creator of Project Phoenix failed to communicate with each other, so, Zaush was put on the team (even though he can't actually do anything other than draw mediocre pr0nz), who promptly stepped on the toes of everyone - including Ben, who bailed - and Project Phoenix has been in limbo ever since.

As a result of Dragoneer's choices, the administration team dwindled to a small number, and now because of that, the FA team are grasping at straws as the website is too big, and the team too incompetent for them to keep it functional. This is also why there are trouble tickets/reports filed from years ago that still haven't been dealt with.

In short, it's a mess, and I only expect to see it implode. There is a lot more information about what the hell is going on with FA, but that's the gist of it (as far as I know anyway).
conorthehedgehog
ConorTheHedgehog Digital Artist 9 years ago
I'll keep that in mind, thank you for the summary
seinkraft
seinkraft Watcher 9 years ago
Quick flashback about the project per se... folow this thread and the conversacion between benanderson (developer) & dragoneer.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:40564454
conorthehedgehog
ConorTheHedgehog Digital Artist 9 years ago
Yes I've already read that.
hg3300
hg3300 Hareweald The Chubby Dragon Dad 9 years ago
exactly, alleged, and I would never act on such information if I wasn't sure if it was true.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
I know. I was simply clarifying. There is, however, plenty of evidence on Zaush being a sexual predator. While it can't be proven that he actually (physically) raped anyone, there are plenty of documents (emails, screenshots of conversations, etc) that clearly show how much of a scummy, nasty piece of manipulative trash he is.
drekian
drekian Digital Artist 9 years ago
I love how after progress is announced, instead of being happy everyone does a drama.
sixel
Sixel Animated Icon Enthusiast 9 years ago
Furries damned updates and transparency, throw a fit every time they do. You wonder why they even bother ;>
drekian
drekian Digital Artist 9 years ago
Oh yeah, I'm not saying I disagree with what is being said, but it sure keeps me entertained to read the creativity some people put into their scornful comments. Furries are not lazy when it comes to complaining. :P
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
Progress? Nope.
drekian
drekian Digital Artist 9 years ago
Progress herein being defined as: "Oh, we finally realized we actually need coders if we are going to do this!"
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
They realized that months ago.

They got a volunteer team set up.

A Staffer who was shoved into project lead by Dragoneer, did not know at all what he was doing.

The project burned to the ground soon after.

You should know these things.
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
The first time an update was announced, that would revamp the site, everyone was happy as all hell.

Fast forward almost 6 years after that, update still has yet to happen, and 3-4 ' Projects ' launched, that were DOA before they even started.

You can see how the userbase has become rather jaded to more promises of a shiny, updated site.
drekian
drekian Digital Artist 9 years ago
Increasing your display brightness will make the site temporarily shinier. If it's already at max, I'm sorry but there's nothing we can do but wait...
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
When you wait for six years, and they keep peddling out promises every year, you start to see the ass behind the curtain.

After you pull that curtain back, thee great land like Oz, known as FA, just aint the same.

You can either pretend you don't notice it, deny it, and live ignorantly, and let people fall into the same trap, or start spreading some word.

It's been six years. I'm tired of the constant flow of promises that are piling up, and the fact the staff keeps burning down progress when it does happen.
drekian
drekian Digital Artist 9 years ago
Evidently you're taking me far too seriously.
disorder
disorder 9 years ago
I don't honestly care too much about who develops the new interface, but for what it's worth, I vote for Zaush's rapist ass being tossed in the bin where he belongs.
zebrawolf
ZebraWolf Digital Artist 9 years ago
Sometimes I read these announcements just for the drama that engulfs the topic shortly after it's posted.
daisy-loo
Daisy-loo Owned Pupper 9 years ago
Exactly This.
kalnareff
Kalnareff Anthro Artist 9 years ago
Wow that escalated quickly
randomite93
randomite93 Just A Noise Making Kat 9 years ago
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tAnp-mrBS.....ent+fights.png
caelthunderwing
Caelthunderwing Traditional Artist 9 years ago
wait this is going to actually happen? w/ all the work that sgoing to be needed in redesigning the site fround the ground up good luck getting the help.
arcturax
arcturax Batgryph! 9 years ago
Its a trick. Get an axe.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13660629/
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Submission deleted?

What a tweest!
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
I like you.

Let's be frieeennnnnddddssssssss.
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
That's what they all say. D:
pudgy-mutt
Pudgy-Mutt Dragon Artist 9 years ago
BRING ME...A SHRUBBERY!
mapharospostik
Mapharospostik Writer 9 years ago
NI
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piecreature
PieCreature Telekinetic Asshole 9 years ago
what ever happened to that project that was supposed to be shown at FA:U a couple years back??
kesteh
Kesteh Watcher 9 years ago
It never happened. It was never developed. All we got was just a repost and downgrade of a concept that they kept promising "soon"
piecreature
PieCreature Telekinetic Asshole 9 years ago
I was wondering why the panel suddenly stopped existing.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8cumppeyl.....%20Phoenix.jpg

isitfree
Isitfree 9 years ago
"Progress"

If I had a nickel for every timek heard that here

I'd have my first nickel.

genei
genei Photographer 9 years ago
hey so

if zaush isn't doing the interface, and has made zero commits to the project on github

then what exactly is he doing
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
He's project lead.

He's leading the project.

Unfortunately, tough to lead code when you don't know how.
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
Drawing p0rnz
havokdelta6
HavokDelta6 Father of the year 9 years ago
I had heard some of the stuff, but that was much more concise than any union of all the rumours I've heard could be.

Also, this sounds a lot like Aliens: Colonial Marines. Takes ages to come out, hyped up, dev team that doesn't work, looks really shiny, something we (I) want......

I bet it'll end up being crap.
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
i hope it won't be crap if it will come out in the end... *fingers crossed*
frostpoint
FrostPoint Writer 9 years ago
Well, I'm kinda new to this site...
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
'Short' history lesson

Ben was one of the older coders who made a plan up with a friend of his to code a complete overdo of the FA coding system. Dragoneer gave them his blessing. (Site owner)

After this they lost contact and at a certain point, Neer hired Zaush (=Adam Wan) to make a new coding for the site. Something Ben and his team has been working on already. Neer wanted to join up the two teams to make one big team. But since their were problems in collaboration qualities between the both of them. *Zaush was not a qualified coder and lied about his portfolio
*He wanted to be the boss here and didn't have good teamwork with Ben and the others.
*Ben's work on all of this (which was already a lot!) went all down the drain.
* now they want to do a project 'Phoenix' that would give a complete makeover of the site.

They officially started 5 months ago and are now coming to the conclusion that due to dropping Ben and not having Zaush be a skilled coder, they haven't done any real progress and end out a message to the community to get coders to work for them for FREE.

They won't drop Zaush, because of his huge fandom and they seem to not listen to the community who would really like to see some progress, but is frustrated, because these 'updates' and 'make overs' have been going on for at least 5 years and have NOT given any decent results.

So the result is that the admins don't listen to the people, they prefer fandom over having decent coders. Don't even want to really pay someone AND if they would, you get a high chance of it still going all down the drain, like it did before multiple times...


Extra side info
(done by the wonderful Mapharospostik Mapharospostik )

"Zaush's real name is Adam Wan, and yes, he is an alleged rapist. Talking about this, however, is a one-way-ticket to being temporarily suspended as it violates the community guidelines. There is evidence of him being a sexual predator however, so it's not too hard to follow up on. Just don't talk about this in public if you don't want your FA account to be banned.

Dragoneer and the original "lead" creator of Project Phoenix failed to communicate with each other, so, Zaush was put on the team (even though he can't actually do anything other than draw mediocre pr0nz), who promptly stepped on the toes of everyone - including Ben, who bailed - and Project Phoenix has been in limbo ever since.

As a result of Dragoneer's choices, the administration team dwindled to a small number, and now because of that, the FA team are grasping at straws as the website is too big, and the team too incompetent for them to keep it functional. This is also why there are trouble tickets/reports filed from years ago that still haven't been dealt with.
veloartwork
Velo_Artwork Digital Artist 9 years ago
If not all of this is true or inaccurate, feel free to point it out, wanted to make it a review that is a drama-less as possible.
wanderingtycho
WanderingTycho Writer 9 years ago
Good luck with the new project you guys, hope you get the necessary support
kamunt
Kamunt Remixer 9 years ago
This is a comment.
voreo
voreo Oreo Hoarder 9 years ago
If weasyls so great, then how come its still in the beta loop?


Also, the thumbnail size their bugs me. And folders i could care less for. Old art i eventually move to scraps / off site anyway
lshadowdrako
LShadow_Drako Art Commissioner 9 years ago
It's still in Beta because the site is still new or at least relatively new. But it's already looking better, easier and more stable, along with having several great features to it, than FA does.

Which have been around for 10 or maybe more years. which have had several updates, new lay-outs etc. Promised but it never happened, isn't as stable and have random and sometimes (If not often.) Long downtimes without any kind of announcement like on Weasyl.
voreo
voreo Oreo Hoarder 9 years ago
Im still stayin here, im following over 100 people on weasyl and in a month only like 50 submissions are posted, so yeah xD
lshadowdrako
LShadow_Drako Art Commissioner 9 years ago
I'm following nearly 100 people here and that's around the amount I see per month.
voreo
voreo Oreo Hoarder 9 years ago
i recently cleaned up my watchlist of dead or inactive accounts, still a lot though xD
iritas
Iritas Programmer [ASM,C/++/#,Python] 9 years ago
I am curious if this will ever bear fruit.
But past experience gives me a very pessimistic view on this.
valkyrieaku
ValkyrieaKu Digital Artist 9 years ago
I find this to be true and relevant --> http://imgur.com/thE9soT
daisy-loo
Daisy-loo Owned Pupper 9 years ago
Hahahaha

Pretty much sums up FA.
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jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
I thought this did?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jtknhg11o.....Screenshot.jpg
valkyrieaku
ValkyrieaKu Digital Artist 9 years ago
*nods*
demonkam
DemonKAM Lurky Lurk 9 years ago
Tots saving that.
valkyrieaku
ValkyrieaKu Digital Artist 9 years ago
Whoever designed those dresses did an amazing job is all I can say. :D Cool.
voreo
voreo Oreo Hoarder 9 years ago
Gives DA to much credit, dress should be torn up a bit
valkyrieaku
ValkyrieaKu Digital Artist 9 years ago
It was more about site updates. .
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
SCREAMING
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jtknhg11o.....Screenshot.jpg
valkyrieaku
ValkyrieaKu Digital Artist 9 years ago
Is that a bad scream?
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arcturax
arcturax Batgryph! 9 years ago
Paying gig
anastasianfrostbite
AnastasiaNFrostbite Watcher 9 years ago
Not likely. If they were paying someone to do this it probably would have been done by now.
leitongrey
LeitonGrey 9 years ago
"Post in the comments" was probably not the best way to ask for job qualifications.
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
"Hey, this is Microsoft on Facebook! We're looking to hire new builders/developers! Post in the comments!"

arcdam
ArcdAM Writer 9 years ago
Glad to see all that money spent on Development Counseling with Gabe Newell breeding results.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
Huh?
xeal
Xeal Smutt Diver 9 years ago
man the drama from this update(?) is simply glorious! *grabs some popcorn*
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Just think everyone.

Remember that huge donation drive like a year ago?

If all that money went to a coder back then....

We could be done by now!
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
I totally agree! I really don't understand why Dragoneer is happy plopping down THOUSANDS of dollars every time a server burns out, but he's not willing to just plop THOUSANDS of dollars JUST ONCE to hire a programmer to fix the shitty backend so he wouldn't need all of those servers in the first place. If he had used that money to just hire a professional, we probably would have had Furaffinity 2.0 by now, and it would've saved the donators and him a buncha money in the long run. It probably would have also MADE the site tons of money because it would have attracted new (and possibly even old) users and whatnot to the shiny interface.

But no. Dragoneer, desperately clinging to his e-fame at every last cost, is willing to stay onboard his burning decrepit ship in order to wear the title of captain, even if afterwards and during the sinking everyone around him thinks of him as being naught but the terrible leader of a shitty-ass ship. And his userbase, also desperate to stay aboard the floating carcass long after it should've sunk, go down below with him, despite there being more than enough lifeboats and jackets to paddle on to better ventures. That's FurAffinity for you, and unfortunately even after the site inevitably goes down, it will still be a laughingstock for years to come.
cassandrasaturn
CassandraSaturn Digital Artist 9 years ago
NEW PROBLEM UPDATE for admins! I'm having a problem, this one called Server error 500 submission uploading.

please look into it.
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cassandrasaturn
CassandraSaturn Digital Artist 9 years ago
okay thanks
techkat
TechKat Programmer 9 years ago
FA should just go with Bootstrap. With this theme replacement: http://bootswatch.com/superhero/
jakelioner83
Jake_Lioner83 Artist & Fursuiter in Training 9 years ago
Just hoping to see some REAL progress and work on with current issues with the site, not just promises and previews that are not existed shortly after all the announcements...
If you guys can´t get the new interface done, then just forget the whole project entirely and focus fully on fixing the current interface. Simple as that(or it should be simple at least in my opinion)

Just my two cents about this whole thing.
zanian
zanian Writer 9 years ago
Project Phoenix was, is and will always be a monumental failure, but due to some people egos and tendencies to power tripping (let's not forget the asspats too), we might be able to see the abomination one day and burst a few brain cells with it =P
mrzhenbang
Mr_Zhen_Bang Writer 9 years ago
It's like Congress in here.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDySGUFAom0

Be funny if someone hacked FA and all you see is this guy.

threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
Top kek. I have this guy pop up on my screen if anyone should ever get my password wrong on my Tablet.

Locks the whole fucker out, and forces them to put it through a new bootcycle.
jasonhusky88
jasonhusky88 Watcher 9 years ago
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YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!




dioderancher
dioderancher 9 years ago
Hm. I suspect this guy has been secretly banned.
kwolf13
Kwolf13 Trash Cartoonist 9 years ago
Same >.>
au-contraire
AU-Contraire Watcher 9 years ago
PLEASE!! GODDAMN IT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!
threedawg
ThreeDawg Remixer 9 years ago
> Be me

> Have jailbroken Ipad

> Have people fucking with it all the time

> Make a neat program

> Someone tries my password

> Wrong Password

> Screen goes dark

> Bluescreens, then whitescreen in the middle

> Jurassic Park ' Ah ah ah ' screen comes up, with audio.

> Forces them to hard reset my Ipad

> They try again

> Can't fault their resolve, only their results.

> Person rages, and understanding what this references, says that exact line.

And then my sides went into orbit.
rksparkster
RKSparkster Tuxmew 9 years ago
*gets popcorn to watch you guys fight and bawww it out*
arieshausdorff
Aries_Hausdorff Writer 9 years ago
Ah.. I thought... Phoenix is now Firestorm?
hornybunny
HornyBunny PrOn Artist 9 years ago
maybe they will surprise us and finish it.
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sillydraco
Sillydraco The Silly One 9 years ago
What are you talking about, this is better than cable! *gets popcorn*
jestre
Jestre Non-binary Bug 9 years ago
Recommendation: HIRE A PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMER.
sierra713
Sierra713 Digital Artist 9 years ago
Make peace (and more ;) ), not war.
takaheavy
Takaheavy 9 years ago
COmo hago para ver las imagenes?
frostpoint
FrostPoint Writer 9 years ago
Its one thing waking next to a portal, its another when its about to unleash hell upon Earth. How the hell I got, I have no clue, all I remember were my weapons and the clothes on my back. Darkness surrounded the area as I grab my scythe, creatures began running gout of the portal. Well aren't I fucked? Here I am almost dead and I have these... things running towards me.
I looked to see where I was before slicing the head off of one of the hellish creatures. Currently I was in some ruins of a city, this place looked like a real dump.
More and more of the creatures came as I hacked away, I felt pretty damn weak for a Grim Reaper, I thought we were invincible! Oh well, if I die, I die fighting.
One of the creatures successfully stabbed me, but I grabbed it sword and shoved it through its chest. I couldn't keep up, it was like I couldn't really fight at all.
All of a sudden they stopped, all staring at me, it freaked me the fuck out for a split second. Then a large booming roar came from the portal.
I turned to the portal as it began to expand, fiery claws and a large scaly snout slowly entering the area, "You have go to be shitting me." Was my thought about this.
winstar
Winstar THE ONE AND ONLY! 9 years ago
Haha I edited this image back when Neer and Arc were going at it years ago like around 2005. Funny how it is still relevant today http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y9.....tar/Fasink.jpg
kajitorataotsu
KajitoraTaotsu Crafter 9 years ago
You are a beautiful person.
Please, never change.
invaderpichu
InvaderPichu Insane Proxy (my new name) 9 years ago
I can't believe I'm reading this.
kajitorataotsu
KajitoraTaotsu Crafter 9 years ago
I have better luck winning the lottery than this site ever updating.

C'MON, BIG MONEY
zapydos2
Zapydos2 Digital Artist 9 years ago
Oh so poor Zaushy-Poo can't handle CSS? What a joke.
frostpoint
FrostPoint Writer 9 years ago
What are you supposed to be, a letter?
frostpoint
FrostPoint Writer 9 years ago
I need help getting around this damned site. How to Roleplay, stuff like that.
xenosnowfox
XenoSnowFox Web/Java Programmer 9 years ago
Does anyone know if they actually fond someone?
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