Sex meme
11 years ago
Got this thing from
Natsufox
I really don't know whats possessing me to do this...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. A couple...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night sounds good.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right in the middle!!
4. Do you masturbate?
There's something really wrong with you if you don't.
5. How often? Lately?
Once or twice a week at most. Yeah, I've done it lately.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No!!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No. I'll admit. I'm a virgin.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Nope.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I dunno. I've never had sex before but someone passive sounds most interesting.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is a strong word. Lets just say I REALLY like a couple of people on my friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not personally. Most are artists that I admire.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kinks? Yeah...I dunno as I said before, I'm a virgin.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*plays the virgin card*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
*plays the virgin card*
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No. *plays the virgin card*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. I really don't have a desire to either.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I really don't like bars.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
24. What's your sexual preference?
Straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Eww! Fuck no. *plays the virgin card*
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
*plays the virgin card*
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
*plays the virgin card*
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Nope. Closest would be Spencer's at the mall.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
nope.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
*plays the virgin card*
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
nope
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes. If a sex organ penetrates or goes inside another person's orifice then yes it's basically intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
As a virgin from a viewer's standpoint, it's http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....i-standing.png
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Don't have one.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
*plays the virgin card*
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
No clue.

I really don't know whats possessing me to do this...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. A couple...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night sounds good.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right in the middle!!
4. Do you masturbate?
There's something really wrong with you if you don't.
5. How often? Lately?
Once or twice a week at most. Yeah, I've done it lately.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No!!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No. I'll admit. I'm a virgin.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Nope.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I dunno. I've never had sex before but someone passive sounds most interesting.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is a strong word. Lets just say I REALLY like a couple of people on my friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not personally. Most are artists that I admire.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kinks? Yeah...I dunno as I said before, I'm a virgin.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*plays the virgin card*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
*plays the virgin card*
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No. *plays the virgin card*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. I really don't have a desire to either.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I really don't like bars.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
24. What's your sexual preference?
Straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Eww! Fuck no. *plays the virgin card*
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
*plays the virgin card*
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
*plays the virgin card*
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Nope. Closest would be Spencer's at the mall.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
nope.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
*plays the virgin card*
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
nope
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes. If a sex organ penetrates or goes inside another person's orifice then yes it's basically intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
As a virgin from a viewer's standpoint, it's http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....i-standing.png
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Don't have one.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
*plays the virgin card*
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
No clue.
As for what's said above, yeah, that pisses me off so much, any time I find someone I might be interested in... taken.
like, is Scynt Whitestripe... gonna haft ta choke a bitch?