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*warning rant* ...and everybody asks why I HATE mammals...
19 years ago
Liberae sunt nostrae cogitationes!
Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.
Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.
just but three seconds ago...
...my fucking cat (which I am literally going to kill soon)
was eating my snake, Gordon, A ribbon Garter...
he escaped again.....
So Now I am killing all of the mammal pets in our house....
An eye for a fucking eye
and a tooth for a tooth.
NO MOTHER FUCKER HURTS MY REPTILES AND LIVES.
NOT NOTHING NOT NO HOW!
Everybody fucking asks me, "Hey...why do you hate mammals so much?"
And this is the fucking reason!
They are vile, discusting, hateful, and spiteful creatures!
ERRATICATE THEM FROM THIS PLANET.
They must all fucking die......slowly.
May they all suffer the SLAUGHTER HOUSE!!!
And then be fed to reptiles...
Why cant the world be peaceful and have Reptile Dominancy?
Why cant' the rest of the world be like the Isles of Komodo? (the only fucking spit of land that still HAS the BLESSING of being called, Reptile Dominancy.)
*screams*
*gets a spade...*
*cuts his cat in half.*
*shows his parents that this is what happens when you mess with MY pets!*
Oh and the grand thing!
My mother woke me up ten min. ago and said, "Kevin, your stupid snake got out and the cats are eating him."
heh...your kidding right????!!?!?
here...let me rephrase: "Kevin!! Your poor little snake is being eaten by our stupid beast!"
there we go...NOW she cares....
*cries for ever...*
...my fucking cat (which I am literally going to kill soon)
was eating my snake, Gordon, A ribbon Garter...
he escaped again.....
So Now I am killing all of the mammal pets in our house....
An eye for a fucking eye
and a tooth for a tooth.
NO MOTHER FUCKER HURTS MY REPTILES AND LIVES.
NOT NOTHING NOT NO HOW!
Everybody fucking asks me, "Hey...why do you hate mammals so much?"
And this is the fucking reason!
They are vile, discusting, hateful, and spiteful creatures!
ERRATICATE THEM FROM THIS PLANET.
They must all fucking die......slowly.
May they all suffer the SLAUGHTER HOUSE!!!
And then be fed to reptiles...
Why cant the world be peaceful and have Reptile Dominancy?
Why cant' the rest of the world be like the Isles of Komodo? (the only fucking spit of land that still HAS the BLESSING of being called, Reptile Dominancy.)
*screams*
*gets a spade...*
*cuts his cat in half.*
*shows his parents that this is what happens when you mess with MY pets!*
Oh and the grand thing!
My mother woke me up ten min. ago and said, "Kevin, your stupid snake got out and the cats are eating him."
heh...your kidding right????!!?!?
here...let me rephrase: "Kevin!! Your poor little snake is being eaten by our stupid beast!"
there we go...NOW she cares....
*cries for ever...*
I'm sorry about your snake :[
maybe I should shave it. XD
My day got better though...
I redesigned Icarus (rox!)
Aced a quiz by guessing ( :D )
and had a lot of free time...
I still miss Gordon though... *sad*
Please don't kill the kitty...too badly.
Cats do annoying things. Cats are a little too curious sometimes. ;-; However, you shouldn't blame the entire family of creatures for that one animal.
Nevertheless, my condolences for your loss. *hug*