The Furry Sue Test
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TimothyFrisby! Let's see if I'm a "furry sue" character haha.
※ 「 The Furry Sue Test 」
Check all that apply to your "fursona", including multiple similar items and any lesser but equally true items (if 50% or more of their body glows, for example, you would also check the "10%" and "any part" boxes).
[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species. - For those who have known me a while, I used to be a hybrid before I finally pinned down what my character was going to be! :3
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species. - Currently working on the technology
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[ ] Their hair is more than one color. - With the assumption that in this context hair does not mean overall fur, this is a no for me. Cinnamon coloured fur and white hair for me!
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait. - Who needs wings when you can have jetpacks?!
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[ ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[X] They are unaging. - Okay, I'll admit here that the appearance of my character will likely never change as I grow older. As soon as I create my own personal fountain of youth though... watch out!
[ ] They heal quickly.
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[X] They have the means to return from death. - *Cough* evil genius *Cough*
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species (argonian, dragonborn, khajiit, gnoll, Starbound avian, Pokemon, etc).
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[X] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat. - I'm not an evil doctor, but I play one on TV...
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (shi, hir, etc).
[ ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[ ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[X] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate". - This is something I actually pride myself on. I based by character design heavily on real traits of pet rats.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches. - Ummmm.... O.o
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger. - I quote TimothyFrisby: "I'm a bit mystified; many of these are relatively normal breast sizes for humans, as I understand it. DD and E cup breasts don't seem out of the ordinary at all, and the others seem well within the realm of possibility depending on overall body shape. Just because C-cups seem to be "standard" doesn't mean that people with bigger breasts are freaks of nature or something. Compare penis size, where you basically *have* to be a mutant to get larger than 10 inches."
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] They ejaculate a cup or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.
Total: 4
1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.
11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.
21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".
30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself.
Well, looks like I'm not a Furry Sue. Perhaps we need a test to make sure I'm living up to the evil genius standards... Hmmm.
zenx49 and
TimothyFrisby! Let's see if I'm a "furry sue" character haha.※ 「 The Furry Sue Test 」
Check all that apply to your "fursona", including multiple similar items and any lesser but equally true items (if 50% or more of their body glows, for example, you would also check the "10%" and "any part" boxes).
[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species. - For those who have known me a while, I used to be a hybrid before I finally pinned down what my character was going to be! :3
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[ ] They can shapeshift into other species. - Currently working on the technology
[ ] They can shapeshift into other sexes.
[ ] Their hair is more than one color. - With the assumption that in this context hair does not mean overall fur, this is a no for me. Cinnamon coloured fur and white hair for me!
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait. - Who needs wings when you can have jetpacks?!
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[ ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry.
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[X] They are unaging. - Okay, I'll admit here that the appearance of my character will likely never change as I grow older. As soon as I create my own personal fountain of youth though... watch out!
[ ] They heal quickly.
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[X] They have the means to return from death. - *Cough* evil genius *Cough*
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species (argonian, dragonborn, khajiit, gnoll, Starbound avian, Pokemon, etc).
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[X] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat. - I'm not an evil doctor, but I play one on TV...
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability.
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ ] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries.
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (shi, hir, etc).
[ ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[ ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[X] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate". - This is something I actually pride myself on. I based by character design heavily on real traits of pet rats.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches. - Ummmm.... O.o
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger. - I quote TimothyFrisby: "I'm a bit mystified; many of these are relatively normal breast sizes for humans, as I understand it. DD and E cup breasts don't seem out of the ordinary at all, and the others seem well within the realm of possibility depending on overall body shape. Just because C-cups seem to be "standard" doesn't mean that people with bigger breasts are freaks of nature or something. Compare penis size, where you basically *have* to be a mutant to get larger than 10 inches."
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ ] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] They ejaculate a cup or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.
Total: 4
1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.
11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.
21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".
30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself.
Well, looks like I'm not a Furry Sue. Perhaps we need a test to make sure I'm living up to the evil genius standards... Hmmm.
FA+

Can't say I've considered the nature of the good doctor's penis or his ejaculatory abilities, and I imagine he'd be quite remiss to share, given his usual modesty. :)