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xxx meme... don't ask, I was bored
11 years ago
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1.)Are you kinky?
If you know me, you know the answer
2.)Have you had sex?
... do I have to say this one out loud? .w.
3.)Do you like anal?
Girls call me the butthole terrorist for a reason ;)
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
I'm a guy, I'm dating a beautiful lady, that should be an indication~
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Not really
6.)Ever spank someone?
Not at all
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
I rarely do it, but when I do, it's usually with somebody else so that we can make stupid comments about what's going on XD
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if you're a guy)
Just my own
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
I'm great in bed!.. I could sleep all day <3
10.)Top or bottom?
Top
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Never done anything in that one particular position
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Yes I have done this.. oddly enough.. I regret nothing XD
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Nah, I shower everyday
14.)Can I spank you?
Only if you want to be spanked back
15.)Can you tell I can't think of much more to say that's dirty?
I suppose that means your vocabulary is rather limited :P
16.)What's one dirty thing you like to say?
Fuck. I always use that word, even when I shouldn't
17.)What's a fetish of yours?
You'd like to know, wouldn't you? Well, I don't just flat out say that, you'd have to know me well enough like to know. Too bad there's only one woman who's put up with me for long enough to figure this one out ;)
18.)Bed or couch?
Both sound good to me, I can sleep on either of those :3
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
I do the domination here
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Sure, let's go with that
21.)Where would you LOVE to lose your virginity?
In my girlfriend, of course~
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
Terrible question, we're in FA! This place is full of fucking dicks XD
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
See above, although to a lesser degree of course
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Once in a blue moon if I've got nothing better to do
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
All of the girls I'm watching in FA, of course ;)
Just kidding
It's enough with just that one girl :3
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
The answer to this one is pretty obvious, don't ya think? That one girl, of course
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
Bleh, numbers.. I dislike numbers x.x
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Yes I would.. but will I? Most likely not XD
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Meine liebe can cum on my face all she wants~ hahaha
30.)How do you like it?
Short and sweet
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Psh, I'm too old to be having crushes
32.)What's your favorite porn site?
Technically FA, since it's the one I visit the most
33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
Penis? 20 inches... or was it centimeters? Eh, I don't remember XD
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
That's a pretty good question!
35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
My beard :D
If you know me, you know the answer
2.)Have you had sex?
... do I have to say this one out loud? .w.
3.)Do you like anal?
Girls call me the butthole terrorist for a reason ;)
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
I'm a guy, I'm dating a beautiful lady, that should be an indication~
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Not really
6.)Ever spank someone?
Not at all
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
I rarely do it, but when I do, it's usually with somebody else so that we can make stupid comments about what's going on XD
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if you're a guy)
Just my own
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
I'm great in bed!.. I could sleep all day <3
10.)Top or bottom?
Top
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Never done anything in that one particular position
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Yes I have done this.. oddly enough.. I regret nothing XD
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Nah, I shower everyday
14.)Can I spank you?
Only if you want to be spanked back
15.)Can you tell I can't think of much more to say that's dirty?
I suppose that means your vocabulary is rather limited :P
16.)What's one dirty thing you like to say?
Fuck. I always use that word, even when I shouldn't
17.)What's a fetish of yours?
You'd like to know, wouldn't you? Well, I don't just flat out say that, you'd have to know me well enough like to know. Too bad there's only one woman who's put up with me for long enough to figure this one out ;)
18.)Bed or couch?
Both sound good to me, I can sleep on either of those :3
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
I do the domination here
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Sure, let's go with that
21.)Where would you LOVE to lose your virginity?
In my girlfriend, of course~
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
Terrible question, we're in FA! This place is full of fucking dicks XD
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
See above, although to a lesser degree of course
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Once in a blue moon if I've got nothing better to do
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
All of the girls I'm watching in FA, of course ;)
Just kidding
It's enough with just that one girl :3
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
The answer to this one is pretty obvious, don't ya think? That one girl, of course
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
Bleh, numbers.. I dislike numbers x.x
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Yes I would.. but will I? Most likely not XD
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Meine liebe can cum on my face all she wants~ hahaha
30.)How do you like it?
Short and sweet
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Psh, I'm too old to be having crushes
32.)What's your favorite porn site?
Technically FA, since it's the one I visit the most
33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
Penis? 20 inches... or was it centimeters? Eh, I don't remember XD
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
That's a pretty good question!
35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
My beard :D
I mean interesting meme xD
lol I do make assumptions
nah It means I've seen things and I liked them but I must forget I've seen them xD