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Update: the quest of the ass moles
11 years ago
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I have nothing important to say so I'm just going to type about how many people a year a killed by ducks. 31 people are killed by Norfolk wild ducks that lunge for genitals. 839 people have been assaulted by Norfolk ducks ranging from bites and scratches to gentian mutilation and anal bleeding. The duck is one of the few animals that can rape so the female duck has developed an anti rape vagina that locks onto the males penis causing bleeding.
This has been your update, thanks for watching
This has been your update, thanks for watching
