Furry Sue Rating
11 years ago
General
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rowscar
[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[] They can shapeshift into other species.
[X] They can shapeshift into other sexes. (if letting my wolfcock hang out counts)
[ ] Their hair is more than one color.
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[x ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[x ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry. (I reckon a vampire rabbit counts as a rare species... =p)
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[ ] They are unaging.
[ ] They heal quickly. Healing powers
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ x] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ x] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries (though my balls don't show).
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[x ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[x ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[ ] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate".
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ x] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] They ejaculate a cup or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.
I'm an 8...though I think I may be stretching it on a couple of those answers. So I'm definitely NOT a Furry Sue. Yay?
1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.
11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.
21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".
30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself
rowscar[ ] They are a hybrid of two or more species.
[ ] They are a hybrid of three or more species.
[] They can shapeshift into other species.
[X] They can shapeshift into other sexes. (if letting my wolfcock hang out counts)
[ ] Their hair is more than one color.
[ ] Their eyes are dichromatic (two different colors), and it is not a species trait.
[x ] They have one random body part not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have two or more random body parts not associated with their species or parentage.
[ ] They have wings, and it is not a species trait.
[ ] They are a lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with humanlike hair.
[x ] They are a very rare species, or one rarely seen in furry. (I reckon a vampire rabbit counts as a rare species... =p)
[ ] They are a fantasy/sci-fi species.
[ ] They are unaging.
[ ] They heal quickly. Healing powers
[ ] They can regrow body parts.
[ ] They can fully regenerate very fast/instantly.
[ ] They have the means to return from death.
[ ] They are a sergal or part sergal.
[ ] They are full dragon.
[ ] They are part-dragon.
[ ] They are an angel, deity or demigod.
[ ] They are a demon.
[ ] They are not a demon, but are part-demon.
[ ] They are a licensed pop-culture species
[ ] Their parents are from two normally incompatible species.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance lessens that threat.
[ ] They are a species that most people would find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance negates that threat entirely.
[ ] They are a species that most people do not find threatening/unsettling, but their appearance or ferocity is altered to create a threat.
[ ] Their blood is a color other than red.
[ ] Any part of their body glows.
[ ] 10% or more of their body glows.
[ ] 50% or more of their body glows.
[ ] They somehow have actual tattoos (not painted markings) on fur/feathers.
[ ] They have a highly unusual curse or disability
[ ] They have multiple highly unusual curses or disabilities.
[ x] They are a hermaphrodite.
[ x] They are a hermaphrodite with full sets of functional testes and ovaries (though my balls don't show).
[ ] They prefer hermaphrodite pronouns (sie, hir, etc).
[x ] They are transgender via magic, birth, etc rather than hormone treatments.
[x ] They have swapped sex via magic.
[ ] They are child-sized, but are an adult.
[ ] They are self-labeled in any way as "more scientifically accurate".
[ ] They have a penis larger than 10 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 15 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 20 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 25 inches.
[ ] They have a penis larger than 30 inches.
[ ] Their penis is five inches or smaller, and the smallness of it is emphasized.
[ ] They have a breast size of DD or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of E or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of F or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of G or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of H or larger.
[ ] They have a breast size of A or smaller, and it is a source of lament.
[ ] They have more than one pair of breasts.
[ ] They have three or more pairs of breasts.
[ ] They are an anthro female or fem-herm lizard/serpent/reptile/avian with no breasts.
[ ] They have more than one penis, and it is not a normal trait of their species.
[ ] They have a knot, but are not a canid.
[ x] Their penis does not match their species.
[ ] They ejaculate a cup or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a liter or more.
[ ] They ejaculate a gallon or more.
[ ] Their sexual fluids are an abnormal color.
[ ] Their sexual fluids have an abnormal flavor.
I'm an 8...though I think I may be stretching it on a couple of those answers. So I'm definitely NOT a Furry Sue. Yay?
1-10: Not a Furry Sue
Your character is most likely normal. They may have a few oddities or minor extremes, but not enough to add up to anything too crazy.
11-20: Maybe a little Furry Sue
Your character could be kind of a Furry Sue, but if they don't have any extremes, they could just be interesting. This is the gray area of Furry Sue-dom.
21-30: Strongly Furry Sue
You might want to dial your character down a bit. While they may not necessarily be ridiculous, they've clearly had too many qualities added on, and it could be a sign of bad taste or a desire for them to be a little too special or "extreme".
30+: Definitely Furry Sue
Your character is a Furry Sue. You should feel ashamed of yourself
FA+

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/12911865/ or here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12669794/
or any of probably 20 other places.
I'm guessing that by 'the lucky few' you mean all people logged onto FA. ;3
And if it doesn't, hey, I'm moderately popular and people think I'm sexy. Which a damn sight better than what I get out in the real world!
Besides, you're at least as big a tease as I am, so there!
And nobody thinks you're sexy. We all KNOW you're DAMN sexy!! And I get the same amount of admirers you do or even less IRL. Doggone it!!
Me?? A tease?? Surely you're thinking of someone else.
When did you become a celebrity?'
Oh.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs7/i/20.....avatar_fan.jpg