[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.(Well that and a brick wall >_>)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break/lose a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

Hmm I have a lot checked off for having a IQ in the low 140's ^^;;