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Sex Meme
17 years ago
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Ripped from the headlines, it's another pointless journal entry!
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Sex anytime is GREAT!
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
There is a rule about home videos and not doing them. I've yet to violate our video cam in such a manner, so I'll say "Naughty Pics".
Vibrator or Dildo?
Both.
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Most of my sex has been with the lights on, believe it or not. ;p
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
I've never been a fan of the word "Cunt". It doesn't bother me or anything though. Pussy is FUN to say! ;3
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Both. Spanking before anal = yum!
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
I'm imagining that the sex on an Airplane would be in the restroom, and those things are cramped enough as it is! Elevator for much more breathing/moving space!
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock, like pussy is FUN to say.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope bondage. Tape tends to rip out hairs. @_@
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Boy/Girl/Boy. Muuurrrrrr <3
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Hmm... sex while strangers watch sounds kinky. As long as they're not pointing and laughing. ;~;
Newly Discovered fetish?
Lactation, but it's not exactly new since I've been reading up on it for awhile now.
Master or slave?
I've always wanted to be a slave with a 'proper' master.
Slut or whore?
I'm hardly either. But from a RP sense, I'm a slut. But a very picky one.
Light Bondage or heavy?
Medium?
Whispering or screaming?
I'm kinda loud. =( I don't get to scream to my heart's content as the neighbors would probably think something 'horrid' is going on.
Ever lost your sanity?
Who hasn't?
Most coveted perversion?
BDSM
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Outside the bedroom, I'm wearing boots with spikes. Inside it I'm under.
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Hot candle wax. Warm teases too much I think.
Relationship Status:
♥
leopardofalltrades ♥
Orientation:
Hetro
Body type:
Round.
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign?
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
Don't smoke and hardly drink.
Current Location:
Lakewood, CA
Your Weakness:
Red hair.
Your Best Physical Feature:
Boobs.
Your Bedtime:
Whenever.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Nope. Forgot to pick some up for New Year's. >.<
In the past week have you masturbated:
Why? Are you keeping tabs?
Number of Piercings:
One in both ear, but I have been seriously debating nipple piercings.
Number of Tattoos:
I have an idea of what I want, I just have to actually get them done.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Very.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Over 18.
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Nope.
If you give head, do you swallow?
Much more fun to 'wear' it rather than swallow.
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
As in Rimming? I don't openly admit to enjoying it, but yes.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
Anal is fun, but don't tell my husband that. *hides butt*
Have you ever tried fisting?
No. No. No. No! The idea of a fist going there makes me shutter!
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! Some days I want to be left alone and other days I could go on for hours and hours and still not be satisfied. I blame my 'succubus' side. =(
Nymphomaniacal?
Depends on my mood. If I'm not feeling blue, I'm usually in the mood. Certain times of the month (not necessarily period-related) my desire becomes so strong I make poor leopardofalltrades cry. That goes double for my "RP" buddy. >.>
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Does masturbating during raids count?
Are you promiscuous?
Only in RP form. Otherwise I'm very attached to leopardofalltrades .
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Yes. But I don't regret being in that relationship. The overall experience was something I wouldn't have traded for anything. The sex I would have.
Do you ever have phone sex?
Uh. Yes? It's one of my favorite kinks. >_>
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
No, but I wonder how you go about getting a job as one...... ;D
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
No. But a few times I ended up having sex during a phone call. Luckily the other party didn't know. >_>
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
You lost me on that one.
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
My current hairstyle makes me look VERY tomboyish. =( Scissors + Depression = BAD BAD combo.
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
No?
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
No. I am curious to learn more about the fetish, but feet don't get my panties wet. Though I LOVE a good foot message.
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Yes!
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
I like long hair if it's well kept, but if it's all "Hippy" like, it'd rather it be cut.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
I've peeped on leopardofalltrades doing his 'business' several times. =3
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
No. I'm not much of a voyeur.
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
No.
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
No, but I've thought about it!
Are you a sadist or masochist
'Perverted Masochist".
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Mmmmhmmmm.
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
The right amount of pain can make the overall experience SOOOO much better.
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
I've scratched up leopardofalltrades 's backside with my nails, but thats it.
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Just nail scratchin'.
Do you like bondage?
Mmmhmm.
Like to be tied up?
Not for long periods of time, but it is fun.
Like to tie up partner?
leopardofalltrades won't let me anymore after the last time I did it. *snickergigglesnicker*
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No and as much as I *love* the idea of being sandwhiched between two males, I don't think I ever will. Now, as far as RP goes....
If so, what gender were your partners?
. . .
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
1?
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
1.
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
No. I'm guilty of being greedy/possessive of my mate.
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
No.
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
No.
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
o.o No.
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
No.
Sex anytime is GREAT!
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
There is a rule about home videos and not doing them. I've yet to violate our video cam in such a manner, so I'll say "Naughty Pics".
Vibrator or Dildo?
Both.
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Most of my sex has been with the lights on, believe it or not. ;p
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
I've never been a fan of the word "Cunt". It doesn't bother me or anything though. Pussy is FUN to say! ;3
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Both. Spanking before anal = yum!
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
I'm imagining that the sex on an Airplane would be in the restroom, and those things are cramped enough as it is! Elevator for much more breathing/moving space!
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock, like pussy is FUN to say.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope bondage. Tape tends to rip out hairs. @_@
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Boy/Girl/Boy. Muuurrrrrr <3
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Hmm... sex while strangers watch sounds kinky. As long as they're not pointing and laughing. ;~;
Newly Discovered fetish?
Lactation, but it's not exactly new since I've been reading up on it for awhile now.
Master or slave?
I've always wanted to be a slave with a 'proper' master.
Slut or whore?
I'm hardly either. But from a RP sense, I'm a slut. But a very picky one.
Light Bondage or heavy?
Medium?
Whispering or screaming?
I'm kinda loud. =( I don't get to scream to my heart's content as the neighbors would probably think something 'horrid' is going on.
Ever lost your sanity?
Who hasn't?
Most coveted perversion?
BDSM
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Outside the bedroom, I'm wearing boots with spikes. Inside it I'm under.
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Hot candle wax. Warm teases too much I think.
Relationship Status:
♥
leopardofalltrades ♥Orientation:
Hetro
Body type:
Round.
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign?
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
Don't smoke and hardly drink.
Current Location:
Lakewood, CA
Your Weakness:
Red hair.
Your Best Physical Feature:
Boobs.
Your Bedtime:
Whenever.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Nope. Forgot to pick some up for New Year's. >.<
In the past week have you masturbated:
Why? Are you keeping tabs?
Number of Piercings:
One in both ear, but I have been seriously debating nipple piercings.
Number of Tattoos:
I have an idea of what I want, I just have to actually get them done.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Very.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Over 18.
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Nope.
If you give head, do you swallow?
Much more fun to 'wear' it rather than swallow.
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
As in Rimming? I don't openly admit to enjoying it, but yes.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
Anal is fun, but don't tell my husband that. *hides butt*
Have you ever tried fisting?
No. No. No. No! The idea of a fist going there makes me shutter!
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! Some days I want to be left alone and other days I could go on for hours and hours and still not be satisfied. I blame my 'succubus' side. =(
Nymphomaniacal?
Depends on my mood. If I'm not feeling blue, I'm usually in the mood. Certain times of the month (not necessarily period-related) my desire becomes so strong I make poor
leopardofalltrades cry. That goes double for my "RP" buddy. >.>Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Does masturbating during raids count?
Are you promiscuous?
Only in RP form. Otherwise I'm very attached to
leopardofalltrades .Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Yes. But I don't regret being in that relationship. The overall experience was something I wouldn't have traded for anything. The sex I would have.
Do you ever have phone sex?
Uh. Yes? It's one of my favorite kinks. >_>
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
No, but I wonder how you go about getting a job as one...... ;D
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
No. But a few times I ended up having sex during a phone call. Luckily the other party didn't know. >_>
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
You lost me on that one.
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
My current hairstyle makes me look VERY tomboyish. =( Scissors + Depression = BAD BAD combo.
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
No?
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
No. I am curious to learn more about the fetish, but feet don't get my panties wet. Though I LOVE a good foot message.
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Yes!
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
I like long hair if it's well kept, but if it's all "Hippy" like, it'd rather it be cut.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
I've peeped on
leopardofalltrades doing his 'business' several times. =3Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
No. I'm not much of a voyeur.
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
No.
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
No, but I've thought about it!
Are you a sadist or masochist
'Perverted Masochist".
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Mmmmhmmmm.
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
The right amount of pain can make the overall experience SOOOO much better.
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
I've scratched up
leopardofalltrades 's backside with my nails, but thats it.Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Just nail scratchin'.
Do you like bondage?
Mmmhmm.
Like to be tied up?
Not for long periods of time, but it is fun.
Like to tie up partner?
leopardofalltrades won't let me anymore after the last time I did it. *snickergigglesnicker*Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No and as much as I *love* the idea of being sandwhiched between two males, I don't think I ever will. Now, as far as RP goes....
If so, what gender were your partners?
. . .
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
1?
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
1.
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
No. I'm guilty of being greedy/possessive of my mate.
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
No.
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
No.
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
o.o No.
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
No.
Yep.. MmmHmmm.