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A Homosexual's Musings on Queers
17 years ago
Ok, so tonight my brother and his girlfriend decided that it would be good for me to go on a double date with them to try and hook me up with a friend of their's. I agreed and everyone showed up. Initially I was excited. The guy who showed up (named Trevor) was very cute. However all of that was shattered the minute he started talking. Everything I loathed about the homosexual lifestyle came crashing down on my head. The subject turned to Las Vegas and he did just as every cliche queer before him did: "Oh I love the shopping in Vegas! I also went to a Madonna concert there!"
Ugh. I felt like punching him in the face.
Now, I am gay. I crossdress in the bedroom, I love bottoming, love being cum on, etc etc, insert more dirty stories here. However, I feel no obligation to suddenly have the desire to go into interior design or criticize someone's fashion decisions. It shocks and embarrasses me to see a guy stripped down to a limp-wristed queer who's only goal in life is to get laid with as many guys as possible and buy a bunch of clothes before dying at age 30.
I could feel the hate bubbling in my chest for him by the 10 minute mark and by the time we were all getting coffee less than an hour later I was in hell. I was thrilled when we finally left and I headed back to my brother's house to watch Tropic Thunder. I've never been more relieved in my life. I hated Trevor with every bone in my body. He was superficial, annoying, and so full of himself that I didn't want to be within 200 feet of him, much less sharing a table with him for dinner.
My point in all this is that being gay doesn't mean you have to conform to stereotypes. I see so many guys fall into certain roles when they discover they're gay. They raise their voice to sound girly, they dress girly, they try to adopt girly attitudes, it's sickening. When I discovered I was gay I went through a similar phase, but dropped it when I realized what a douchebag I could become.
So please, pass this on to all your gay friends and tell them to stop being such douchebags. Thank you.
Ugh. I felt like punching him in the face.
Now, I am gay. I crossdress in the bedroom, I love bottoming, love being cum on, etc etc, insert more dirty stories here. However, I feel no obligation to suddenly have the desire to go into interior design or criticize someone's fashion decisions. It shocks and embarrasses me to see a guy stripped down to a limp-wristed queer who's only goal in life is to get laid with as many guys as possible and buy a bunch of clothes before dying at age 30.
I could feel the hate bubbling in my chest for him by the 10 minute mark and by the time we were all getting coffee less than an hour later I was in hell. I was thrilled when we finally left and I headed back to my brother's house to watch Tropic Thunder. I've never been more relieved in my life. I hated Trevor with every bone in my body. He was superficial, annoying, and so full of himself that I didn't want to be within 200 feet of him, much less sharing a table with him for dinner.
My point in all this is that being gay doesn't mean you have to conform to stereotypes. I see so many guys fall into certain roles when they discover they're gay. They raise their voice to sound girly, they dress girly, they try to adopt girly attitudes, it's sickening. When I discovered I was gay I went through a similar phase, but dropped it when I realized what a douchebag I could become.
So please, pass this on to all your gay friends and tell them to stop being such douchebags. Thank you.
Thank you, so much. *Hugs* I totally agree.
I hated that movie.
good point though, FLAME OFF!