So due to some... unpleasantness at work, I have been cut down on my hours. From my estimation, this will result in around... $160 less per paycheck pre-taxes. As such, I need to cut down on expenses and shave off the non-necessities. That being said, there is still one thing I would like to obtain before having to go into penny-pinch mode.

It may come as a surprise to most of you, but there was a new HTTYD movie recently. I'm sure you've heard... one or two things about it. For those one or two of you that have seen it, I suppose you remember the scene where Ruffnut drools over Jon Snow... er, Eret, Son of Eret. You know, the whole slow motion watching his muscles shake and quiver as she goes "Oooooooh, me likee..." with her mouth wide open. Well, I'm afraid that would be me as well. Over Toothless, no doubt, right?

Wrong! Toothless, step aside. Cloudjumper is far sexier than you could ever hope to be!

I would like a nice quality, yet affordable picture of myself and Cloudjumper. I would accept either myself mounting him, eating him, or eating him. But this sexy dragon needs to be added to my collection... Any offers?