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Rant time!
11 years ago
And hey, this one isn't about uptight asswad FA artists! :D
But no. People who hate or are deathly afraid of snakes need to not get jobs at pet stores. Because of people with irrational fears of snakes, the snakes that are at the pet stores rarely ever get handled, thus leading to aggression.
We have a Ball Python that was (might still be) super aggressive. AN AGGRESSIVE BALL PYTHON WTF IS THAT SHIT NO. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AGGRESSIVE THEY ARE LITERALLY BIG CUDDLY BABIES.
MY MIND SIMPLY CAN'T FUCKING FATHOM WHY PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING AFRAID OF A LITTLE 12 INCH PYTHON WITH TEETH THE SIZE OF SEWING NEEDLE HEADS.
HONESTLY.
BE AFRAID OF SOMETHING THAT CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU LIKE CANCER OR METEORITES OR FUCKING SICKNESSES. BE A GERMAPHOBE, NOT A OPHIOPHOBE OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED.
THESE SNAKES ARE TO BE SOLD AS PETS. WE CAN'T SELL MEAN SHIT TO PEOPLE. GROW A FUCKING PAIR AND GRAB THE MOTHERFUCKER AND HANDLE IT. I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY CATS MEANER THAN THAT SNAKE FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
AND I FUCKING HATE CATS.
But no. People who hate or are deathly afraid of snakes need to not get jobs at pet stores. Because of people with irrational fears of snakes, the snakes that are at the pet stores rarely ever get handled, thus leading to aggression.
We have a Ball Python that was (might still be) super aggressive. AN AGGRESSIVE BALL PYTHON WTF IS THAT SHIT NO. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AGGRESSIVE THEY ARE LITERALLY BIG CUDDLY BABIES.
MY MIND SIMPLY CAN'T FUCKING FATHOM WHY PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING AFRAID OF A LITTLE 12 INCH PYTHON WITH TEETH THE SIZE OF SEWING NEEDLE HEADS.
HONESTLY.
BE AFRAID OF SOMETHING THAT CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU LIKE CANCER OR METEORITES OR FUCKING SICKNESSES. BE A GERMAPHOBE, NOT A OPHIOPHOBE OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED.
THESE SNAKES ARE TO BE SOLD AS PETS. WE CAN'T SELL MEAN SHIT TO PEOPLE. GROW A FUCKING PAIR AND GRAB THE MOTHERFUCKER AND HANDLE IT. I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY CATS MEANER THAN THAT SNAKE FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
AND I FUCKING HATE CATS.
"I'm deathly afraid of snakes but I like fishies and cute little bunnies so I'm gonna go work at a pet store that sells all of them!"
Whether or not I'm the 'reptile guy' at PetSmart, I still gotta deal with fish, birds and small mammals.
Wasps, however, are not bros.
Bees are cute lil chubby balls of fluff that only wanna keep the earth alive.
Wasps only exist to fuck everyone's day up.
Until I realize that those fingertips you were poking at me
were not tasty worms...
Curse my poor eyesight!
Least this meat-hand is nice and warm...
Think I will hang out here for awhile..."
They are demon spawn and I hate them.