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11 years ago
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My booty call has flaked on me three times in a row now. Agh! I know there are worse problems to have, but when you plan your weekend around having something up your butt, and then you're left tight, it's hard not to be upset.
What should I do? Dude has a good cock and a great personality, but this is getting really frustrating.
What should I do? Dude has a good cock and a great personality, but this is getting really frustrating.
You want the D? (I bet you do, you're a Mudkip, mudkips are only good for the D ;p) It's a shame he let ya' down.
But he's probably got... reasons. Of some kind. And if he's got a good dick, you don't want to lose him too quickly over something like this, nah?
In the meantime, use some o' those lovely toys. Or import a Quilava, they're pretty good.
It's the kind of greasy spicy stuff that would taste great after twenty shots of irish cream. Y'know what I mean?