How are you getting there?
Satan's Wings Bus service. with  kilmo and  hottapwater

What hotel are you staying at?
the Flesh Buff hotel in one of the buttresses.

Which days will you be attending?
Day 184 through 188 of 2014

Who are you staying with?
 yummers flip~ wufferjohann Someone else.

How do you want to be addressed?
Sir or Ma'am. Or "your hideousness"

Age?
31

What do you look like?
Hipster / bad hair/ septum ring

Where/how can I find you?
you can get my NUMBER
Or you can find me while I'm suit, that's the best way. Listen for accordion, that's probably me. Unless there's a calliope party. I'm unfindable, actually, give up!

Do you do requests?
If the request is for me to SHOVE MY PUNCHFIST INTO YOUR THIGH, then yes!

Do you do trades?
I will trade you MY FOOT IN YOUR FACE for your FACE WITHOUT MY FOOT.

Do you do commissions?
Yeah I might do artist's alley.

Will you have prints, CDs, or merchandise?
Possibly MAYBE. I think I will have some prints and I'll have badges to give out.

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
YES! Gonna have like, 6 pieces or more. Including these:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13066632/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12775359/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12775388/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12775454/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12313392/

What is your main purpose for attending?
WELL, normally I would say GET DRUNK AS FUCK and then piss people off but I'm on antibiotics so I don't know about that now. I actually don't even know what I'm going.

Can I talk to you?
Yes! Don't tell me 3 days after the con you were afraid to come up to me! I'm not too cool to talk to you, I'm just overhyped! (I might be too overhyped to talk to you) But you know, like, don't talk in memes. I'll probably make fun of you to your face though. I'm kind of a douche, I don't know. You should reconsider talking to me. Maybe if you really want to.

Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
FUCK YES YOU CAN. That's why I have a huge snout, it's for you to pull on. Might i recommend grabbing my junk also.

Can I hang out with you?
No, I must go this alone. It's too dangerous.

Do you go to parties?
Only if the parties are so exclusive that no one else is invited, then MAYBE I'll go.

Will you be suiting???
Um...........I didn't really think about that. Should I bring my suit? Probably not, it's got peanut butter all over it.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Umm, "Smokey the bear turned me furry", "Treacle lovers", "Mangoes and you", "How to run a successful tow truck business", I'll probably go to those.

Do you do free art?
I draw like shit at cons. I don't know how I'm going to do artist's alley, I might cry and give up.

Do you do badges?
FUCK YEAH I DO BA...... Oh badges.
Um, Yes. Fuck yes, i do badges.

What is your gender?
Furry

How tall are you?
Tall enough to RIDE THAT RIDE.
And by THAT RIDE i mean YOUR MOM.
and that doesn't tell you anything because your mom has no size restrictions!
Oooh!
You fucking MOMMED.

Can I visit your room?
No, because FLIP will be in there and he's always naked. NO I'm dead serious, that boy does not give a fuck. He doesn't even bring clothes to a con.

Can I buy you drinks?
Yeah but I only drink really expensive beer, or mixed drinks but I don't like Soda or anything with RED 40, and I don't do High Fructose Corn Syrup, also Caffeine and Beer weirds me out. I also don't drink dairy milk of any type. But besides that, yes.

Can I give you stuff?
What? Like a Fucking STD? NO.

Are you nice?
NO, I'm a huge douchebag. I'm super bitter and sarcastic, even though I'm adorable. It's a strange situation, really.

Will you be performing?
I'm probably going to play accordion, and I'm thinking of doing a masquerade act but I have terrible stage fright, believe it or not. I don't trust myself to not fuck up really bad on stage.
Not doing dance comp, I haven't practiced because I have an infection of the nutsack.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Go on FA and Note me, then I will tell you if i saw you or not.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Probably eating Indian food down the street.

What/where will you be eating?
OH LOOK AT THAT. Same question. I don't do fast food, I think Furnando's is disgusting, I am a vegetarian/borderline vegan, I eat mostly sushi/mexican/indian food at these things.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc.?
If the above sounds appealing to you, and if you don't mind me staring at your belly as it gets bigger and bigger, than yes.

Can I take your picture?


What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Sell all my art in the art show, possibly make money. Commit suicide in my room on monday morning in my fursuit.
Go in the pool.