Meme?
11 years ago
Well, I might as well hop on this goofy bandwagon for no apparent reason.
I stole this meme from
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1. First thing you wash in the shower?
It depends?
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
You mean my favorite jacket. It's black leather.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I'd like a plate of nope topped with nope and some nope sauce with a side of nope and a nice tall glass of nope to go with my nope.
4. Do you plan outfits?
My outfits fall into two categories: "normal" or "work". "work" in this case refers to working on vehicles, and includes a specific set of really grungy, oily and otherwise ruined clothes so I don't mess up my "normal" set.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Content, but restless. I need to write more!
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Um, heck, I dunno. My desk, I suppose?
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
It was unpleasant, and I'd rather not discuss it.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Hahaha, that's hilarious. Of course I didn't.
9. What are you craving right now?
Nothing in particular, actually.
10. Do you floss?
No, not really. I do occasionally use this neat device called a Waterpik, though.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Something that I'll only eat as part of a salad.
12. Are you emotional?
I try not to be, but I have my moments.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Nope.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
It entirely depends on the form of ice cream delivery.
15. Do you like your hair?
I suppose? I've never really cared much about my hair. It's a thing that's on my head.
16. Do you like yourself?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Possibly, but most likely not. I don't like politicians as a general rule.
18. What are you listening to right now?
My air conditioning, at the moment. If you're referring to music, I make a habit of listening to Ratt, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Van Halen, Judas Priest, and the like.
19. Are your parents strict?
They're a pretty even mix.
20. Would you go sky diving?
I could probably be coerced into it without much effort.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Eh, it's not my favorite.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I once met Justin Brayton from the Joe Gibbs Racing team, but I'm not sure he's quite at celebrity status...
23. Do you rent movies often?
Rarely.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Define "Sparkly". If you mean something reflective, there are a number of glass and polished metal items. If you mean precious metals and gems, nope.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Not many. Outside of my native United States, I've only been to Canada, which was on the way to Alaska.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
I have not, in fact.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yes, actually, during the aforementioned visit to Alaska.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Really don't care.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Does anyone not have one these days?
30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.
31. Do you own a gun?
... ... ... Why exactly do you want to know?
32. Can you use chop sticks?
I certainly can!
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Hahahahahahahahahahanobody. *sobs*
34. Are you too forgiving?
I am not a particularly forgiving person, but that is conditional. It entirely depends on the severity of the transgression. If someone has intentionally harmed me, I will not forgive them, or if they make a habit of petty games. If someone actively makes an effort to apologize, I'll usually make an equal effort to forgive them, though the slight will not be forgotten.
35. Ever been in love?
Certainly not by the popular portrayal of love.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
I dunno if I have anyone who I'd consider a "best" friend... The only potential candidate is traipsing across Europe at the moment.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
What the heck is a cream puff?
38. Last time you cried?
... I'd really rather not answer this.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Could you cook with just that?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter, without a doubt. I love the cold, and I love the occasional snow it brings even more. For some odd reason, I'm always happier in the winter.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
I don't, and I have not intention of getting any. I prefer art to be on a page.
42. Are you sarcastic?
I am a very snarky individual when the opportunity arises.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
This is a bizarrely specific question. I don't believe that I have, though I could just be forgetting.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Does an enormous concrete pillar count?
45. Favorite color(s)?
Dark blue. Most of my personal characters that represent me in any way will have dark blue eyes. Two exceptions exist. I'm also very fond of blue eyes in others.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
I have not, though I have come exceedingly close to backhanding someone before.
47. Is your hair curly?
It's kinda wavy, I guess? I just shower, comb it, and go. As long as it doesn't look completely idiotic, I'm good to go.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Oh, geez, I don't remember. It's been quite a long time since I've even used a CD player.
49. Do looks matter?
To a point, but I will always consider strength of mind and heart as well as personality before appearance.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Seven shades of nope. Trust is not something that I am wont to give out, and if you betray that trust, there will be consequences.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
It's... reasonable, I guess?
52. Do you like your life right now?
It's pretty good. I'm currently caught in a huge transition period right now, so I'm extremely stressed for the most part.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, I don't have one in my bedroom. With my laptop on and my face on my keyboard? Yes.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I do my best to seek it out. I get very upset when I'm lied to.
55. Do you have good vision?
Eh, kinda. I have to wear glasses, but I can pick out motion very easily. I'm also quite colorblind. If I ever ask you about a color, I'm not kidding. I just can't tell.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I suppose I do.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Very rarely. I find that I do not often have cause to.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Same person as the last one I kissed.
59. What are you wearing?
At the moment? A set of my "work" clothes. A pair of old grease stained jeans and a torn, stained t-shirt. What I usually wear? Blue jeans and a Harley-Davidson or motorsports related shirt, often coupled with a black leather motorcycle jacket should the weather permit.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Most wild canids including foxes, wolves, and coyotes. I've also got a soft spot for viverrids.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I'm not much of a picture taker.
62. Can you hula hoop?
It's been a very long time, so probably not.
63. Do you have a job?
Not at the moment, but I'm currently looking.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Lunch.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Indeed I have. I once locked myself out of my house. It was fortunate that I remembered that one of my window locks was not functioning properly, and I was able to force it open and get inside. Crisis: averted.
If there's anything you want to know about or if you're just down to chat, don't hesitate to note me. I may not always be talkative or keen on discussing certain subjects, but I appreciate the friendliness!
I stole this meme from

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
It depends?
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
You mean my favorite jacket. It's black leather.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I'd like a plate of nope topped with nope and some nope sauce with a side of nope and a nice tall glass of nope to go with my nope.
4. Do you plan outfits?
My outfits fall into two categories: "normal" or "work". "work" in this case refers to working on vehicles, and includes a specific set of really grungy, oily and otherwise ruined clothes so I don't mess up my "normal" set.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Content, but restless. I need to write more!
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Um, heck, I dunno. My desk, I suppose?
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
It was unpleasant, and I'd rather not discuss it.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Hahaha, that's hilarious. Of course I didn't.
9. What are you craving right now?
Nothing in particular, actually.
10. Do you floss?
No, not really. I do occasionally use this neat device called a Waterpik, though.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Something that I'll only eat as part of a salad.
12. Are you emotional?
I try not to be, but I have my moments.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Nope.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
It entirely depends on the form of ice cream delivery.
15. Do you like your hair?
I suppose? I've never really cared much about my hair. It's a thing that's on my head.
16. Do you like yourself?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Possibly, but most likely not. I don't like politicians as a general rule.
18. What are you listening to right now?
My air conditioning, at the moment. If you're referring to music, I make a habit of listening to Ratt, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Van Halen, Judas Priest, and the like.
19. Are your parents strict?
They're a pretty even mix.
20. Would you go sky diving?
I could probably be coerced into it without much effort.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Eh, it's not my favorite.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I once met Justin Brayton from the Joe Gibbs Racing team, but I'm not sure he's quite at celebrity status...
23. Do you rent movies often?
Rarely.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Define "Sparkly". If you mean something reflective, there are a number of glass and polished metal items. If you mean precious metals and gems, nope.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Not many. Outside of my native United States, I've only been to Canada, which was on the way to Alaska.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
I have not, in fact.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yes, actually, during the aforementioned visit to Alaska.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Really don't care.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Does anyone not have one these days?
30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.
31. Do you own a gun?
... ... ... Why exactly do you want to know?
32. Can you use chop sticks?
I certainly can!
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Hahahahahahahahahahanobody. *sobs*
34. Are you too forgiving?
I am not a particularly forgiving person, but that is conditional. It entirely depends on the severity of the transgression. If someone has intentionally harmed me, I will not forgive them, or if they make a habit of petty games. If someone actively makes an effort to apologize, I'll usually make an equal effort to forgive them, though the slight will not be forgotten.
35. Ever been in love?
Certainly not by the popular portrayal of love.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
I dunno if I have anyone who I'd consider a "best" friend... The only potential candidate is traipsing across Europe at the moment.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
What the heck is a cream puff?
38. Last time you cried?
... I'd really rather not answer this.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Could you cook with just that?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter, without a doubt. I love the cold, and I love the occasional snow it brings even more. For some odd reason, I'm always happier in the winter.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
I don't, and I have not intention of getting any. I prefer art to be on a page.
42. Are you sarcastic?
I am a very snarky individual when the opportunity arises.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
This is a bizarrely specific question. I don't believe that I have, though I could just be forgetting.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Does an enormous concrete pillar count?
45. Favorite color(s)?
Dark blue. Most of my personal characters that represent me in any way will have dark blue eyes. Two exceptions exist. I'm also very fond of blue eyes in others.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
I have not, though I have come exceedingly close to backhanding someone before.
47. Is your hair curly?
It's kinda wavy, I guess? I just shower, comb it, and go. As long as it doesn't look completely idiotic, I'm good to go.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Oh, geez, I don't remember. It's been quite a long time since I've even used a CD player.
49. Do looks matter?
To a point, but I will always consider strength of mind and heart as well as personality before appearance.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Seven shades of nope. Trust is not something that I am wont to give out, and if you betray that trust, there will be consequences.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
It's... reasonable, I guess?
52. Do you like your life right now?
It's pretty good. I'm currently caught in a huge transition period right now, so I'm extremely stressed for the most part.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, I don't have one in my bedroom. With my laptop on and my face on my keyboard? Yes.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I do my best to seek it out. I get very upset when I'm lied to.
55. Do you have good vision?
Eh, kinda. I have to wear glasses, but I can pick out motion very easily. I'm also quite colorblind. If I ever ask you about a color, I'm not kidding. I just can't tell.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I suppose I do.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Very rarely. I find that I do not often have cause to.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Same person as the last one I kissed.
59. What are you wearing?
At the moment? A set of my "work" clothes. A pair of old grease stained jeans and a torn, stained t-shirt. What I usually wear? Blue jeans and a Harley-Davidson or motorsports related shirt, often coupled with a black leather motorcycle jacket should the weather permit.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Most wild canids including foxes, wolves, and coyotes. I've also got a soft spot for viverrids.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I'm not much of a picture taker.
62. Can you hula hoop?
It's been a very long time, so probably not.
63. Do you have a job?
Not at the moment, but I'm currently looking.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Lunch.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Indeed I have. I once locked myself out of my house. It was fortunate that I remembered that one of my window locks was not functioning properly, and I was able to force it open and get inside. Crisis: averted.
If there's anything you want to know about or if you're just down to chat, don't hesitate to note me. I may not always be talkative or keen on discussing certain subjects, but I appreciate the friendliness!