Interviewing Ritsu
11 years ago
General
Requests: Open! Only if I really like the character(s) you want me to draw. Found from someone on sofurry
All questions are answered by Ritsu... So just warning for language, maybe nsfw mess and he is a demon, so mention of Satan would probably be in there too.
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
~sigh~ Ritsu Tenma Chi. No nickname
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
I'm as old as the Earth, and my birthday is a day after my friend's. ((February 20))
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Was born in the mixed demon's quadrant of Hell, I live in what's now called California and I don't care for whatever country I live in.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
I don't know my mom or dad.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Don't know, don't care.
6. What is your occupation?
Stripper and Bouncer for the same club.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
6'3 anthro, 36 inches feral, and 30 ft dragon. 150 lbs anthro, 90 lbs feral, and 100 lbs dragon.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I don't have hair and my eyes are a red color that shift to blood red when someone really pisses me off.
9. What is your race?
Oh fuck... demon blood wolf/undead shadow dragon. Hence why I weigh so much less as a dragon
10. To which social class do you belong?
Upper class, but I still prefer to strip and bounce
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Hell yeah, I'm the sexiest motherfucker I've ever seen. And would I be the top dog stripper if others didn't find me attractive?
12. What is your style of dress?
Whatever I like.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
No scars, tattoos or 'unique' features.. My birthmark is the biohazard sign on my upper back.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
My weaknesses are: my birthmark, because when it's touched it's like.. a major turn on, so I call it a weakness; the inside of my ears and I don't know why, but it hate it when it's touched because I'd submit in an instant and if my opponents find out, they could do whatever the fuck they want; aaaannd the middle of my wrists. Another way to make me submit without consent.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Ambidextrous
16. What does your voice sound like?
Uhm.. I'll get back to you on that.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
It depends on who I'm talking to. But it's usually filled with cuss words and asshole-ness.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I sing whatever song is on that I know, I tend to bring my tail up to me and pet it when I'm absolutely bored aaaand I rub my horns a lot.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
I bathe daily. And I don't wear perfume because I always smell sexy. Like seriously, if I want to attract someone, it's like.. My scent changes to match their liking. It's super weird, but cool.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Glare.
21. Do you use body language?
Yeah, who doesn't?
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Fuck off?
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
Meeting the Dark Lord. It was so cool and he is the nicest guy I've ever met.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I never went to 'school' per se, but, I do learn whatever is current.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Everywhere
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Interesting, but boring, as things change very slowly.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I want to be the person the Dark Lord depends on.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Uh.. It was just a really awkward time with a grass fairy. I'd rather not talk about it.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Nope. And I'm just saying, that octopus-looking thing started it.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
No and no.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Meeting Him.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Living through the dinosaur death. I tried to tell them that He was pissed off because of their shit, but they didn't listen.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Don't have any.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Allowing the human race to live and prosper
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
They wouldn't be secrets if I spilled, now would they~?
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Let's just say that family of elves fucking deserved it.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I thought I was going to perish with the dinos.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Uhm, dimensions*
39. What is your alignment?
Doesn't matter, fuck off.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Opportunist
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
I don't care about the 'oh so holy God.' He's an ass and humans should have died.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
There is no afterlife for a demon.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Being banished from hell.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Anything can make me angry, I rarely get sad, and the thought of being in a throne next to Him always makes me happy.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Humans are stupid.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Politics are stupid, I don't care for religion, and I love sex.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling is stupid if your odds are low; lie if it's really needed; stealing is stupid; kill if the person deserves it.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
~shrugs~
49. How much do you value money?
I value it enough to keep me from killing people for food.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Touch me.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Yes.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Eh.
53. Are you superstitious?
Well, yeah. I've seen shit.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Don't force your bullshit on me and you can live without anything broken.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I'm blunt as fuck.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Humans are stupid.
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Him and my friends because He will be the one to determine whether I'm worthy enough to be called a Demon and my friends because they keep me in check with other people.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respect Him the most because well. Just look back at my last answer. I despise God the most because he think he's all that when he just gets all the boring people who's done stupid shit in order to live on a fucking cloud.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
No, fuck off.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
All of my friends are my coworkers.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
If you meet another person with the EXACT same mix as I, come talk to me. I don't care for other people of my class and I'm gay, so I can relate to guys easily.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
See my previous answer.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
No.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
If I like you enough to call my lover and you can satisfy me with my sexual needs/urges, then you're in.
65. How close are you to your family?
I don't have 'family.'
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Fuck children, they're gross and take up too much money.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I'm in a conflict about 10 times a day
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Depends
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Quite some fucking time. It took working 3 years at the same club for me to even look at the other coworkers.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Depends.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Fuck. No.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Tch.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Quicker than light.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Fuck what other's think.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Whoever does wrong to Him and betrays my trust.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Favorite pastime is before humans existed, favorite color is blood, favorite food is cheesecake, and favorite possession is this rainbow tooth necklace. I actually had a best friend who was a rare rainbow dragon and he was killed by some fucking human. This is the last of him.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
If I call it entertaining, then it's entertaining.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?.
I don't smoke, drink even if I'm highly tolerant to it and I rarely use marijuana. On the topic of whoring, it's only when the need is great.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Working or sleeping.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Uh.. ~cheeks grow red~ Let's not....go to that..
82. How long is your attention span?
~is thinking of the fantasy~
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
..... Huh? Oh. Uh. No. I don't laugh ever since my best friend died.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Nope. I've been living with the Earth, nothing shocks or offends me.
85. How do you deal with stress?
By breaking things.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Very athletic and artistic, but I don't do shit for it.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I love animals, fucking hate children.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Both.
89. What are your pet peeves?
People and loud chewing.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I'm loyal, protective and honest with people who deserve it. Weakness is my short fuse.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
To be a pure demon so I can at least be the least bit considered to be next to Him.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Introvert
93. Do you like yourself?
Yes.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yes and I would break whoever decided to interrupt my routine if it's nothing super urgent.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Eh.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Don't know, don't care.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I would rather not.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
For being the most feared in Hell and Earth.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Nice asshole, cocky, pissy
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Asshole, evil, cocky
101. Are you happy this interview is over?
Fuck this shit. I don't even know why Lykos thought this was a good idea for me to take.
All questions are answered by Ritsu... So just warning for language, maybe nsfw mess and he is a demon, so mention of Satan would probably be in there too.
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
~sigh~ Ritsu Tenma Chi. No nickname
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
I'm as old as the Earth, and my birthday is a day after my friend's. ((February 20))
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Was born in the mixed demon's quadrant of Hell, I live in what's now called California and I don't care for whatever country I live in.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
I don't know my mom or dad.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Don't know, don't care.
6. What is your occupation?
Stripper and Bouncer for the same club.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
6'3 anthro, 36 inches feral, and 30 ft dragon. 150 lbs anthro, 90 lbs feral, and 100 lbs dragon.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I don't have hair and my eyes are a red color that shift to blood red when someone really pisses me off.
9. What is your race?
Oh fuck... demon blood wolf/undead shadow dragon. Hence why I weigh so much less as a dragon
10. To which social class do you belong?
Upper class, but I still prefer to strip and bounce
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Hell yeah, I'm the sexiest motherfucker I've ever seen. And would I be the top dog stripper if others didn't find me attractive?
12. What is your style of dress?
Whatever I like.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
No scars, tattoos or 'unique' features.. My birthmark is the biohazard sign on my upper back.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
My weaknesses are: my birthmark, because when it's touched it's like.. a major turn on, so I call it a weakness; the inside of my ears and I don't know why, but it hate it when it's touched because I'd submit in an instant and if my opponents find out, they could do whatever the fuck they want; aaaannd the middle of my wrists. Another way to make me submit without consent.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Ambidextrous
16. What does your voice sound like?
Uhm.. I'll get back to you on that.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
It depends on who I'm talking to. But it's usually filled with cuss words and asshole-ness.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I sing whatever song is on that I know, I tend to bring my tail up to me and pet it when I'm absolutely bored aaaand I rub my horns a lot.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
I bathe daily. And I don't wear perfume because I always smell sexy. Like seriously, if I want to attract someone, it's like.. My scent changes to match their liking. It's super weird, but cool.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Glare.
21. Do you use body language?
Yeah, who doesn't?
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Fuck off?
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
Meeting the Dark Lord. It was so cool and he is the nicest guy I've ever met.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I never went to 'school' per se, but, I do learn whatever is current.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Everywhere
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Interesting, but boring, as things change very slowly.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I want to be the person the Dark Lord depends on.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Uh.. It was just a really awkward time with a grass fairy. I'd rather not talk about it.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Nope. And I'm just saying, that octopus-looking thing started it.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
No and no.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Meeting Him.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Living through the dinosaur death. I tried to tell them that He was pissed off because of their shit, but they didn't listen.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Don't have any.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Allowing the human race to live and prosper
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
They wouldn't be secrets if I spilled, now would they~?
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Let's just say that family of elves fucking deserved it.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I thought I was going to perish with the dinos.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Uhm, dimensions*
39. What is your alignment?
Doesn't matter, fuck off.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Opportunist
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
I don't care about the 'oh so holy God.' He's an ass and humans should have died.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
There is no afterlife for a demon.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Being banished from hell.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Anything can make me angry, I rarely get sad, and the thought of being in a throne next to Him always makes me happy.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Humans are stupid.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Politics are stupid, I don't care for religion, and I love sex.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling is stupid if your odds are low; lie if it's really needed; stealing is stupid; kill if the person deserves it.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
~shrugs~
49. How much do you value money?
I value it enough to keep me from killing people for food.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Touch me.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Yes.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Eh.
53. Are you superstitious?
Well, yeah. I've seen shit.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Don't force your bullshit on me and you can live without anything broken.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I'm blunt as fuck.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Humans are stupid.
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Him and my friends because He will be the one to determine whether I'm worthy enough to be called a Demon and my friends because they keep me in check with other people.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respect Him the most because well. Just look back at my last answer. I despise God the most because he think he's all that when he just gets all the boring people who's done stupid shit in order to live on a fucking cloud.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
No, fuck off.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
All of my friends are my coworkers.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
If you meet another person with the EXACT same mix as I, come talk to me. I don't care for other people of my class and I'm gay, so I can relate to guys easily.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
See my previous answer.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
No.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
If I like you enough to call my lover and you can satisfy me with my sexual needs/urges, then you're in.
65. How close are you to your family?
I don't have 'family.'
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Fuck children, they're gross and take up too much money.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I'm in a conflict about 10 times a day
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Depends
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Quite some fucking time. It took working 3 years at the same club for me to even look at the other coworkers.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Depends.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Fuck. No.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Tch.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Quicker than light.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Fuck what other's think.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Whoever does wrong to Him and betrays my trust.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Favorite pastime is before humans existed, favorite color is blood, favorite food is cheesecake, and favorite possession is this rainbow tooth necklace. I actually had a best friend who was a rare rainbow dragon and he was killed by some fucking human. This is the last of him.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
If I call it entertaining, then it's entertaining.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?.
I don't smoke, drink even if I'm highly tolerant to it and I rarely use marijuana. On the topic of whoring, it's only when the need is great.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Working or sleeping.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Uh.. ~cheeks grow red~ Let's not....go to that..
82. How long is your attention span?
~is thinking of the fantasy~
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
..... Huh? Oh. Uh. No. I don't laugh ever since my best friend died.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Nope. I've been living with the Earth, nothing shocks or offends me.
85. How do you deal with stress?
By breaking things.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Very athletic and artistic, but I don't do shit for it.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I love animals, fucking hate children.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Both.
89. What are your pet peeves?
People and loud chewing.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I'm loyal, protective and honest with people who deserve it. Weakness is my short fuse.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
To be a pure demon so I can at least be the least bit considered to be next to Him.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Introvert
93. Do you like yourself?
Yes.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yes and I would break whoever decided to interrupt my routine if it's nothing super urgent.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Eh.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Don't know, don't care.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I would rather not.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
For being the most feared in Hell and Earth.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Nice asshole, cocky, pissy
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Asshole, evil, cocky
101. Are you happy this interview is over?
Fuck this shit. I don't even know why Lykos thought this was a good idea for me to take.
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