first thing i do after 3 days of no internet is this shit
11 years ago
General
a message in a bottle floats lazily down the river towards you...
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
hair
2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
dark blue
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
i doubt it
4. Do you plan you're outfits?
not really
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
starving, hungry, and a tad peckish
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
a christmas hat
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
fuck if i remember m8
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
no
9. What are you craving right now?
does sex count
10. Do you floss?
no, i'm a bad croc with bad dental hygiene
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
shits nasty
12. Are you emotional?
no
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
bite
15. Do you like your hair?
yes, i love my luxurious mane
16. Do you like yourself?
i'm alright
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
yeah
18. What are you listening to right now?
faith no more - be aggressive
19. Are your parents strict?
hell no, they're supportive of everything i do
20. Would you go sky diving?
no, i'm a land- and water-based creature and i'll stay that way
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
a few
23. Do you rent movies often?
i have a big-ass dvd collection, i don't need to rent diddly dick
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
no
25. How many countries have you visited?
not many
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
no
27. Ever been on a train?
yes, frequently
28. Brown or white eggs?
i don't eat eggs very often
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
yeah, don't use it much though
30. Do you use chap stick?
i keep losing it when it's only half-used
31. Do you own a gun?
a water pistol
32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
nobody
34. Are you too forgiving?
no
35. Ever been in love?
yes
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
fuck if i know
37. Ever have cream puffs?
haha what
38. Last time you cried?
i haven't cried for over a decade, m8
39. What was the last question you asked?
"the fuck do you want"
40. Favorite time of the year?
autumn
41. Do you have any tattoos?
no, i want a sleeve
42. Are you sarcastic?
oh NO i'm NEVER sarcastic
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes
44. Ever walked into a wall?
yes
45. Favourite colour?
dark blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes
47. Is your hair curly?
no
48. What was the last CD you bought?
something by hopsin
49. Do looks matter?
yes
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
fuck no
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
no
52. Do you like your life right now?
mehhhhhhhhhhhh
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
i CAN fall asleep with a TV on, but i don't do it regularly or anything
54. Can you handle the truth?
yes
55. Do you have good vision?
i have exceptional vision
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yes
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
not very often
58. The last person you held hands with?
can't remember
59. What are you wearing?
dota 2 t-shirt, jeans, socks, boxers
60.What is your favorite animal?
crocodiles
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
at my computer, it was a particularly good selfie
62. Can you hula hoop?
fuck yes i can, i can beastmode that shit
63. Do you have a job?
lel no
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
a burger
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes
hair
2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
dark blue
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
i doubt it
4. Do you plan you're outfits?
not really
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
starving, hungry, and a tad peckish
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
a christmas hat
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
fuck if i remember m8
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
no
9. What are you craving right now?
does sex count
10. Do you floss?
no, i'm a bad croc with bad dental hygiene
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
shits nasty
12. Are you emotional?
no
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
bite
15. Do you like your hair?
yes, i love my luxurious mane
16. Do you like yourself?
i'm alright
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
yeah
18. What are you listening to right now?
faith no more - be aggressive
19. Are your parents strict?
hell no, they're supportive of everything i do
20. Would you go sky diving?
no, i'm a land- and water-based creature and i'll stay that way
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
a few
23. Do you rent movies often?
i have a big-ass dvd collection, i don't need to rent diddly dick
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
no
25. How many countries have you visited?
not many
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
no
27. Ever been on a train?
yes, frequently
28. Brown or white eggs?
i don't eat eggs very often
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
yeah, don't use it much though
30. Do you use chap stick?
i keep losing it when it's only half-used
31. Do you own a gun?
a water pistol
32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
nobody
34. Are you too forgiving?
no
35. Ever been in love?
yes
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
fuck if i know
37. Ever have cream puffs?
haha what
38. Last time you cried?
i haven't cried for over a decade, m8
39. What was the last question you asked?
"the fuck do you want"
40. Favorite time of the year?
autumn
41. Do you have any tattoos?
no, i want a sleeve
42. Are you sarcastic?
oh NO i'm NEVER sarcastic
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes
44. Ever walked into a wall?
yes
45. Favourite colour?
dark blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes
47. Is your hair curly?
no
48. What was the last CD you bought?
something by hopsin
49. Do looks matter?
yes
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
fuck no
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
no
52. Do you like your life right now?
mehhhhhhhhhhhh
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
i CAN fall asleep with a TV on, but i don't do it regularly or anything
54. Can you handle the truth?
yes
55. Do you have good vision?
i have exceptional vision
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yes
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
not very often
58. The last person you held hands with?
can't remember
59. What are you wearing?
dota 2 t-shirt, jeans, socks, boxers
60.What is your favorite animal?
crocodiles
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
at my computer, it was a particularly good selfie
62. Can you hula hoop?
fuck yes i can, i can beastmode that shit
63. Do you have a job?
lel no
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
a burger
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes
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