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Fall down the rabbit hole with me! :D Hello all! Today I have uploaded two poems for your viewing pleasure! (Don't get any ideas now ;D) Feedback is always appreciated!
Let's be totally fucking random! :D
Admit it: if you saw a hippopotamus upchucking live eagles, you would most likely want to perform testicular surgery on a piranha. Then again, if you saw Aragog performing testicular surgery on a piranha, you would definitely want to jerk off a mailbox full of letters from the Pentagon and magazines sent directly from the abode of Ellen Degeneres. She's been sending you mags for a while now, mostly because she's attempting to help you get a better style; however, you know she does this with all of her fans, so why bother feeling fucking special? Oh that's right, because her two personal bodyguards (who, incidentally, are the hottest German Shepherds YOU'VE ever seen) paw-deliver them every time! Oh, did I forget to mention the mags are intended for the Uzis they have strapped to their backs? They double as dildos fortunately, but you still haven't found a use for all of these fucking mags she keeps sending you. I mean really Ellen, thanks for the eye candy, but I don't need to stock anymore for the Apocalypse, I already have Cerberus locked up and ball-gagged in my basement. Oh yeah, I went out and bought three ball-gags just for fucking Cerberus. Well anyway, you invite the German Shepherds in for wine and bring them downstairs; you've always wanted to see Cerberus give all three heads at once. During this triple oral session, you sometimes find yourself wondering if he had three cocks, could he suck them all at once? Suddenly you feel a very sticky sensation on your hand, stickier than usual. Fuck! The mailbox spurted tree sap all over you. How are you going to explain this to Aragog, the piranha, or the hippo and its belly eagles? Well it could be worse I suppose; Cerberus could have bitten your dick off. But he didn't, because you discovered he loves having mouths on all four of his heads, and that's the cutest thing you've ever seen. So cute, in fact, you begin to cry, and these magic tears of thoughts of quadro-oral sexy times effectively wash away the sap on your hand. Feeling much more empowered now, you manage to finish your testicular surgery on your piranha friend, who completes his quest to bring food to Aragog, who then fulfills his promise to remove Voldemort's Eagle Belching Hex on the hippo. All is well in the land of FA :D
Alright, that's it for now! See you furs around :D
Let's be totally fucking random! :D
Admit it: if you saw a hippopotamus upchucking live eagles, you would most likely want to perform testicular surgery on a piranha. Then again, if you saw Aragog performing testicular surgery on a piranha, you would definitely want to jerk off a mailbox full of letters from the Pentagon and magazines sent directly from the abode of Ellen Degeneres. She's been sending you mags for a while now, mostly because she's attempting to help you get a better style; however, you know she does this with all of her fans, so why bother feeling fucking special? Oh that's right, because her two personal bodyguards (who, incidentally, are the hottest German Shepherds YOU'VE ever seen) paw-deliver them every time! Oh, did I forget to mention the mags are intended for the Uzis they have strapped to their backs? They double as dildos fortunately, but you still haven't found a use for all of these fucking mags she keeps sending you. I mean really Ellen, thanks for the eye candy, but I don't need to stock anymore for the Apocalypse, I already have Cerberus locked up and ball-gagged in my basement. Oh yeah, I went out and bought three ball-gags just for fucking Cerberus. Well anyway, you invite the German Shepherds in for wine and bring them downstairs; you've always wanted to see Cerberus give all three heads at once. During this triple oral session, you sometimes find yourself wondering if he had three cocks, could he suck them all at once? Suddenly you feel a very sticky sensation on your hand, stickier than usual. Fuck! The mailbox spurted tree sap all over you. How are you going to explain this to Aragog, the piranha, or the hippo and its belly eagles? Well it could be worse I suppose; Cerberus could have bitten your dick off. But he didn't, because you discovered he loves having mouths on all four of his heads, and that's the cutest thing you've ever seen. So cute, in fact, you begin to cry, and these magic tears of thoughts of quadro-oral sexy times effectively wash away the sap on your hand. Feeling much more empowered now, you manage to finish your testicular surgery on your piranha friend, who completes his quest to bring food to Aragog, who then fulfills his promise to remove Voldemort's Eagle Belching Hex on the hippo. All is well in the land of FA :D
Alright, that's it for now! See you furs around :D
I wonder if your three heads mean three heads
If not, ain't that so bogus?
I'd rather eat three breads.
If yes, call me quick.
I'll go there for sure.
For your vigorous lick.
And my oh so desired pleasure.
But if you secretly had four.
Hot DAMN, hun!
With me inside your bedroom, close its door.
And we'll have some fun...
Wait, what... o-o
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