True or false, Mr. Tanuki... You are actually a bratty sissy, who gets spanked all the time! >:3

Toma: I...Ju-.. You- T-That is compltely and utterly untrue! *Stomps his feet* I do not get spanked ALL the time! Just when- *Claps his paws over his mouth*

My point is proven. |3

Psh, *I* could have answered this for ya! You pretty much nailed it, yeah. Only thing you forgot is that he's a big crinkly sissy 'nuki pup. Why, he can hardly ever walk, his diapers are so thick!

Looooooove you, big brooooooo~

Toma: N-NO! I-I'm notta 'nuki pup! I'm tellin' on you! *waddles off*

Why are you such a cute babby? :D

Velvet: Are you secretly a changling?!

Toma: A nine tailed fox is fighting a badger at a ramen stand! Are you brave enough to grab the last bowl?!

*Blushes* I-I'm notta baby! Who keeps telling you these things!? THEY LIE!

Velvet: I... don't think so. I mean, if I were a changling I wouldn't admit it. Wait... what if I AM a changeling that got amnesia and forgot I was one? Actually... *taps chin with hoof* I NEED INK AND PAPER! *Runs off to his writing room*

Toma: Not a big fan of ramen honestly. I'd just head for the unagi stand. Mmm, yum.

*snuggles* Is totally true! Toma is the cutest, cuddliest, crinkliest 'nuki babby! :3

Toma: Wait are we talking about me or the one at the keyboard?

-Well you're me so I guess both-

Toma: *Blushes, suddenly thickly diaperd* This is patently unfair!