I assume you've wanted or have used your diaper in an outside-setting. The wrath of TMI!

Also I assume you're a gummy bear because you're green and cute. xD

Haha, well I've wanted to! But I'm a little shy to in public. I have been out the house while soggy though!

I can see why you'd think that, but I'm not a gummy bear. :P Though I am just as squishy.

D'aw. Soggy bear.

And not a gummy bear? Psssh. At least you're squishy. *poke*

I assume that in your lifetime you have held more than one pair of man boobies in your hands.

I also assume that politeness comes naturally to you, since as far as I've seen you're nice to just about everyone :)

Well, I've had the pleasure of touching a couple before, yes! Heh.

Politeness does come naturally, I'm glad that comes across. :)
I just hate the thought of upsetting people! I dunno, might be a British thing.

I assume that you are a green fatty O:

You're not wrong!

I assume you are coach of the Slam Dumps! And as such much here is much kinky diaper groping mushing and humping after practices and games :p

The "good game" butt pats can get a little enthusiastic at times! :P

Oh my! So instead of towel boys do you have diaper boys?

I think the team mates all change each other as a sign of solidarity y'know? But I guess someone needs to be on hand to pick up all those discarded heavy diapers!

Lol thats good to know!

-hands in application/resume-I'd be willing to fill in that position!