You know not what scourge you call down upon yourself

I'm big enough to look after myself. I'm also big enough to bite people in half. These two facts are related.

In most of your images, you're also big enough to crush people with your dick if it comes down to that.

Well... sort of, maybe. It takes a lot of force between unyielding surfaces to really crush. Even fully erect there's a bit of squishyness left. Knocking people around with cockslaps would be the better option, if I were in the mood.

Batter up!

I would agree that knocking people around with cockslaps is a good thing. It's also rather hot.

I like this option.

Better start counting up until someone leaves a comment vividly describing how they want your character to drown them in shit or something equally vile.

I've already had some from people who want to become lizardshit. This is an account where fetish art gets posted. It goes with the territory.

I'm watching you. I've always been watching you.

You're a big lizard. Did you know this?

Factual accuracy, 10/10
Innuendo, 5/10
Creepiness, 1/10