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WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
17 years ago
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So i pointed up my Orkz for an apocalypse game.
they totalled 12175 points >..>;
im sorry Coillscath, you're mated to an Orkiopath <:3
they totalled 12175 points >..>;
im sorry Coillscath, you're mated to an Orkiopath <:3
Coillscath
You'll be glad to know that I've pretty much just started playing Orks... and it's all thanks to Assault on Black Reach... wasn't sure what army I wanted to do, and settled on Orks cos they'd come in AoBR. Really glad I did! I love playing as Orks! They're awesome! They've got to be the most fun army in the whole game! I love how unpredictable their technology is... from the snotling launching craziness of the Shokk Attack Gun, to the ramshackle construction of the Trukk to the head-poppin' unpredictability of the Weirdboyz!
I have literally just started... all I've got is the orks from AoBR, a battleforce (only got the warbokes and half the trukk assembled) and the codex... haven't painted any of it... I think in total it comes to just under 1000 points, but what I've assembled only comes to about 550 points... I've had about 4 games so far... only won one... but that's ok! Orks are far too much fun to play with for me to care! Plus, there's the old Medal of Honour thing right now, and I'm aiming for the wooden spoon so I've got to lose as many games as possible!
I ain't goin' fer just one klan! Dat's not a propa Waaaaagh! if yer ask me! I'm gonna get me loadsa klans togetha... 'uge mobz o dem Goff Boyz, plentya Deathskull Lootaz, lotsa red trukks from da Evil Sunz, some o dem Bad Moon Meganobz, lotsa grots from da Snakebites (gotta ave summin to go over dem minefields!) an even summa dem Blood Axe Kommandos...
Ork: Da Waaagh!'s pretty tiny right now, but da Warboss Bearkilla'll git us sum more boyz! 'e'll be bigga den Gorgutz! Maybe evun bigga dan Ghazkull!
Bearkilla: You stoopid git! Ya can't get bigga dan Ghazkull!
make sure to take lotsa pikchurs ov yer boyz, i wanna see dem!
what youz think ta paintin' der skin red?
well, warpaint iz good, but...orkz is green, dats just 'ow it iz