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Mutant Zombie Shark Meme
11 years ago
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Oh no! You are being attacked by a horde of mutated zombie sharks with robotic extras! Thanks to being undead they can't be killed, and they have mutated to be bigger, faster, and toothier than regular sharks! Plus they have robot arms and legs and guns!
1) Close your eyes and wave your hands in a circle until you smack something. This is the only weapon you have.
2) Find the first sentence of the first complete paragraph of the 321st page of the nearest book with more than 321 pages. This describes your daring shark escape.
3) Who was the last person you said anything about pie to? This is your love interest!
4) Have some bacon, it's delicious.
5) Paste whatever is in your cache into notepad. The complete paragraph using all the words you pasted that you write describes your final battle!
6) Look around you. Do you see a bowl, a potted plant, or any eraser with a novelty shape? You survived the battle! Do you see a screwdriver, a spoon, or any item of junk mail? Oh no, you died!
Have fun and share with all your friends.
Grabbed from
DMA This was just way too ridiculous to pass up. What'd you guys get?
1: Apparently a bamboo broom is my weapon
2: "Few effects of hypo or hypersecretion of calcitonin are known, and calcitonin production is meager or ceases entirely in adults." ... so... did I stab stuff in the parathyroid glands?
3:
desmondfallout ... ... I don't talk about PIE to anyone else, amusingly enough.
4: I would if I had any.
5: My cache? How do I find my cache? Choplifter Vulcan Cannons Shotguns Epic Music. - Ya know that's actually kind of bad ass.
6: I don't think bills count as junk mail because they're kind of important. I do however have a bubble gum shaped eraser. So .. yay I guess?!
1) Close your eyes and wave your hands in a circle until you smack something. This is the only weapon you have.
2) Find the first sentence of the first complete paragraph of the 321st page of the nearest book with more than 321 pages. This describes your daring shark escape.
3) Who was the last person you said anything about pie to? This is your love interest!
4) Have some bacon, it's delicious.
5) Paste whatever is in your cache into notepad. The complete paragraph using all the words you pasted that you write describes your final battle!
6) Look around you. Do you see a bowl, a potted plant, or any eraser with a novelty shape? You survived the battle! Do you see a screwdriver, a spoon, or any item of junk mail? Oh no, you died!
Have fun and share with all your friends.
Grabbed from
DMA This was just way too ridiculous to pass up. What'd you guys get?1: Apparently a bamboo broom is my weapon
2: "Few effects of hypo or hypersecretion of calcitonin are known, and calcitonin production is meager or ceases entirely in adults." ... so... did I stab stuff in the parathyroid glands?
3:
desmondfallout ... ... I don't talk about PIE to anyone else, amusingly enough.4: I would if I had any.
5: My cache? How do I find my cache? Choplifter Vulcan Cannons Shotguns Epic Music. - Ya know that's actually kind of bad ass.
6: I don't think bills count as junk mail because they're kind of important. I do however have a bubble gum shaped eraser. So .. yay I guess?!
Freddy521
~freddy521
Hrmmmm. Will do
