Why on Earth are you getting a tattoo? Your body is perfect as is! I know, I've been monitoring your showers. God doesn't watch you, I do.

I wondered what that camera was doing in there...

Nah I'm calling BS on your statement. If you were watching me you'd be blind. :-P

I see what you do in the shower and who you do it with. I know all. Sometimes I watch you when you go to the bathroom just because I can.

Kinky! If only I'd known I was being watched...

I'm only letting you know to remind you you have no free will. Nor does anyone in Florida. I see all. I know what tattoo Mr. Spartan will get in advance. I know the next lottery numbers. I even know what people were thinking when they elected Jeb Bush. I know all!!!

Well since you know the next lottery numbers, how about you share them?

Nice! Whatcha gonna get?

You'll see.

Is it gonna be big, like something on your chest? or small like a little design on your arm?