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Name: Krissy
Nickname: ...Krissy. (Or Zraya, or Queen)
Location: West (BY GOD YEEEE HAW) Virginia;
Age: 20
Height: so many
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Any pets: Just a baby rattie named Mouselow with a whole lot o' dreams.
Fun fact:
broke her collar bone because she thought she could fly what a fucking loser.
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Vaaaaaaahgina.
Sexual orientation: *high-pitched confused sound while generally admiring a hotdog*
Romantic preference: *slowly glances at a taco in the distance and scratches chin*
"Kinsey Scale" score: wut
Relationship status: *perpetually crushing on every waitress at my job*
Myers/Briggs type: INTJ
Hogwarts house: I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I always say Hufflepuff, but probably Gryffindor.
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": BOTH. I'm content before 7am and after 7pm. I just suck at the in between.
Bath or shower: BOTH. Damnit these suck. Showers are priority but bath and ratch music is best too.
First thought in the morning: *waves nonchalantly at rat and crawls out of bed, stepping on laptop in the process*
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "Wow. 3am. That's great. Man, can't wait to wake up and go to work. You go Krissy. We're going to do better tomorrow with going to bed on time." *doesn't do any of this*
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: Currently studying broken people and cooking Lebanese food for unbroken people.
What do you do well: Making people cry. Sometimes. I'm pretty good at organization and getting junk done when it REALLY needs to be. AND I CAN MAKE A MEAN BATCH O' COOKIES.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: I'd be....25. So hopefully not in the street or back at home with my family. A JOB WOULD BE COOL. OR GRAD SCHOOL. MAYBE I'LL BE RUNNING THE LEBANESE RESTAURANT. MAYBE. AS LONG AS I'M MARRIED AND HAVE A NICE FRIDGE AND WASHING MACHINE.
Habits (Do You...?)
Drink: Socially.
Smoke: NOPE.
Do drugs: HARDLY.
Exercise: Generally.
Have a go-to comfort food: I'm a candy fiend. It's such an awful habit.
Have a nervous habit: Play with my hands a lot. Or wear sunglasses more than usual.
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): My legs. I used to hate them but hot damn six feet of woman is starting to grow on me.
In Others: Eyes, generally! Though I do enjoy....da booty.
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): Very blunt, yet patient.
Food: *moans as she thinks about any kind of sub in existence*
Drink: Long Island Iced Tea if I need a drink with a purpose. But Sprite is my life source after working for 6 hours without a glass of water.
Animal: I DON'T KNOW. Ratties are cool but cats are my favorite thing on the planet.
Artist/Band/Group: Marina and the Diamonds *_____________*
Author/Poet: sigh. I wish I knew the authors of all the books I like.
TV Show: *SCREAMS AND RIPS OFF SHIRT AS SHE PREPARES FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF LEGEND OF KORRA*
Actor/Actress: Taylor Schilling and Gary Oldman are my go-to "I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW" addictions.
this was a hot mess.
Name: Krissy
Nickname: ...Krissy. (Or Zraya, or Queen)
Location: West (BY GOD YEEEE HAW) Virginia;
Age: 20
Height: so many
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Any pets: Just a baby rattie named Mouselow with a whole lot o' dreams.
Fun fact:
broke her collar bone because she thought she could fly what a fucking loser.Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Vaaaaaaahgina.
Sexual orientation: *high-pitched confused sound while generally admiring a hotdog*
Romantic preference: *slowly glances at a taco in the distance and scratches chin*
"Kinsey Scale" score: wut
Relationship status: *perpetually crushing on every waitress at my job*
Myers/Briggs type: INTJ
Hogwarts house: I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I always say Hufflepuff, but probably Gryffindor.
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": BOTH. I'm content before 7am and after 7pm. I just suck at the in between.
Bath or shower: BOTH. Damnit these suck. Showers are priority but bath and ratch music is best too.
First thought in the morning: *waves nonchalantly at rat and crawls out of bed, stepping on laptop in the process*
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "Wow. 3am. That's great. Man, can't wait to wake up and go to work. You go Krissy. We're going to do better tomorrow with going to bed on time." *doesn't do any of this*
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: Currently studying broken people and cooking Lebanese food for unbroken people.
What do you do well: Making people cry. Sometimes. I'm pretty good at organization and getting junk done when it REALLY needs to be. AND I CAN MAKE A MEAN BATCH O' COOKIES.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: I'd be....25. So hopefully not in the street or back at home with my family. A JOB WOULD BE COOL. OR GRAD SCHOOL. MAYBE I'LL BE RUNNING THE LEBANESE RESTAURANT. MAYBE. AS LONG AS I'M MARRIED AND HAVE A NICE FRIDGE AND WASHING MACHINE.
Habits (Do You...?)
Drink: Socially.
Smoke: NOPE.
Do drugs: HARDLY.
Exercise: Generally.
Have a go-to comfort food: I'm a candy fiend. It's such an awful habit.
Have a nervous habit: Play with my hands a lot. Or wear sunglasses more than usual.
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): My legs. I used to hate them but hot damn six feet of woman is starting to grow on me.
In Others: Eyes, generally! Though I do enjoy....da booty.
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): Very blunt, yet patient.
Food: *moans as she thinks about any kind of sub in existence*
Drink: Long Island Iced Tea if I need a drink with a purpose. But Sprite is my life source after working for 6 hours without a glass of water.
Animal: I DON'T KNOW. Ratties are cool but cats are my favorite thing on the planet.
Artist/Band/Group: Marina and the Diamonds *_____________*
Author/Poet: sigh. I wish I knew the authors of all the books I like.
TV Show: *SCREAMS AND RIPS OFF SHIRT AS SHE PREPARES FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF LEGEND OF KORRA*
Actor/Actress: Taylor Schilling and Gary Oldman are my go-to "I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW" addictions.
this was a hot mess.
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