Ho boy...let us see what happens...

FEMALISHNESS

-you dress to attract
-you spend more time than economical on outfits - only sometimes
-you look in the mirror too much - guilty
-you'd prefer others do the physical work - nah
-you act passive around new people (passive=paranoid) - Yes. Yes I do.
-an elaborate cocktail is YOUR poison
-You explain sex as OTHERS doing it to YOU
...
Probably.
-discreet earphones are better
-you don't like going too long without seeing a friend
-you giggle - somewhat creepily, but yes
-you wash and care for your hair (and heck why not, skin) daily or almost daily - especially the hair!
-two cute guys playing around is HAWT
-cute things in general are great - okay fine yes I like cute things
-Undie shopping (especially with others) can be sooo fun - only for squicking purposes (no)
-the shoes you're wearing matter in relation to the rest of your outfit - hellz naw
-you don't mind being touched gently
-you are unafraid of saying "FABULOUS"

TEH GUYNESS

-you enjoy physical competition
-you like to feel strong by helping or harming weaker people
-beer is your drink
-using words your friends might not understand is very uncool
-using sexual terms your friends don't know and explaining them is VERY cool - I'm far too shy to use 'em...
-you will say "i had sex with/fucked..." instead of "we had sex"
-headphones that make your ears bleed are AWESOME
-you have a working hand therefore you don't mind extended time alone - you can't ask me that! Too personal!
-you laugh boisterously
-Hairdressers FEAR YOU and your greasy boy hair - God, I hope not...
-Two girls making out and doing innapropriate things with objects turns you on
-you use the term "gay" to denote something unpleasant - actually, I'm pretty economical with that these days.
-'street' and gang stuff and awesome graffiti any day
-you are uncomfortable shopping for underwear, and do it conservatively
-you watch sport on television often

NOW PEOPLE basic mathematics for you, there are not scores, there are percentages! Take your two totals... in my case

Girly 7
Boyish 3

and add them up, so 7+3=10

now put em in this format

(one of the gender scores) / (total, in this case 10) x 100 = percentage that gender you are

Girly: 70%
Boyish: 30%

God damn it.