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Quiverfull, Power Rangers and Birthdays
11 years ago
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I turn 30 soon. How am I celebrating my 30th? Why, with a lingerie party, of course. Duh.
Also, I have a theory. I think that Michelle Duggar believes in the Quiverfull movement because she's actually gearing up to smash all her children into one giant monster. You know, to take over America.
Like a modern and more boring Christian version of Rita Repulsa.
"IN THE NAME OF GOD, MAKE MY BABIES GROOOWW~" *cue horrifying baby/child amalgation*
Oh my god...a golem made out of babies....I just seriously freaked myself out there for a sec.
--IF MICHELLE DUGGAR IS A SHITTY POWER RANGER VILLIAN, THAT WOULD MAKE MY ENTIRE LIFE--
Also, I have a theory. I think that Michelle Duggar believes in the Quiverfull movement because she's actually gearing up to smash all her children into one giant monster. You know, to take over America.
Like a modern and more boring Christian version of Rita Repulsa.
"IN THE NAME OF GOD, MAKE MY BABIES GROOOWW~" *cue horrifying baby/child amalgation*
Oh my god...a golem made out of babies....I just seriously freaked myself out there for a sec.
--IF MICHELLE DUGGAR IS A SHITTY POWER RANGER VILLIAN, THAT WOULD MAKE MY ENTIRE LIFE--
Made out of babies..
Holy crap.
"Oh it's a lovely day in Angel GrovWHATTHESHITISTHAT"