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11 years ago
Since you all clearly don't know enough random shit about me, have some more random shit about me. :DDDD
The Basics
Name: Kra-Ra and/or criticalhit64
Nickname: Kra, lizard, izlard, Izzy, crit, etc. etc.
Location: Best Coast
Age: underflow error
Height: 5'7" (manlet tier)
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Any pets: I have a cat who never shuts the fuck up ever
Fun fact: "Hurr durr Kra" -
when asked about this
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Romantic preference: Doodz
"Kinsey Scale" score: 4
Relationship status: Kidnapped by a bird send help
Myers/Briggs type: ISFP
Hogwarts house: Slytherin???
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Definitely a Night Owl
Bath or shower: Shower always
First thought in the morning: How much longer can I sleep in before I stop being able to get away with it
Last thought before falling asleep at night: I should do some cleaning or something huh
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: I'm in teh collage
What do you do well: Make people cum on the internet
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Working as a bottom of the food chain tech rat at a music studio
Habits (Do You...?)
Drink: Nope
Smoke: Nooooo
Do drugs: I indulge in vitamin gummies and melatonin
Exercise: Good joke
Have a go-to comfort food: Hamburgers always
Have a nervous habit: I do that thing where my knee bounces up and down that pisses everyone off for some reason
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): Biggus dickus
In Others: Eyes that are like pools that I can get lost in forever~
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I calm down really quickly regardless of how upset I am.
Food: Hamburgers always
Drink: Cookies and cream milkshakes
Animal: reptiles and birbs
Artist/Band/Group: Too many to count but Mastodon tops the list
Author/Poet: Daniel Dociu
Actor/Actress: Most of the cast of The Social Network
The Basics
Name: Kra-Ra and/or criticalhit64
Nickname: Kra, lizard, izlard, Izzy, crit, etc. etc.
Location: Best Coast
Age: underflow error
Height: 5'7" (manlet tier)
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Any pets: I have a cat who never shuts the fuck up ever
Fun fact: "Hurr durr Kra" -
when asked about thisIdentity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Romantic preference: Doodz
"Kinsey Scale" score: 4
Relationship status: Kidnapped by a bird send help
Myers/Briggs type: ISFP
Hogwarts house: Slytherin???
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Definitely a Night Owl
Bath or shower: Shower always
First thought in the morning: How much longer can I sleep in before I stop being able to get away with it
Last thought before falling asleep at night: I should do some cleaning or something huh
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: I'm in teh collage
What do you do well: Make people cum on the internet
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Working as a bottom of the food chain tech rat at a music studio
Habits (Do You...?)
Drink: Nope
Smoke: Nooooo
Do drugs: I indulge in vitamin gummies and melatonin
Exercise: Good joke
Have a go-to comfort food: Hamburgers always
Have a nervous habit: I do that thing where my knee bounces up and down that pisses everyone off for some reason
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): Biggus dickus
In Others: Eyes that are like pools that I can get lost in forever~
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I calm down really quickly regardless of how upset I am.
Food: Hamburgers always
Drink: Cookies and cream milkshakes
Animal: reptiles and birbs
Artist/Band/Group: Too many to count but Mastodon tops the list
Author/Poet: Daniel Dociu
Actor/Actress: Most of the cast of The Social Network
EXCEPT WHY DOES IT ANNOY PEOPLE SO MUCH?
I do the knee thing too! Because it's actually really awesome!
YOU'RE IN LEAGUE WITH HIM AREN'T YOU
Lizeron backwards is Norezil, nore, zil, zero, 0, 0 is less than 1 = Illuminati confirmed.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
its a shame Slytherin is so reviled
Slytherin is where sneaky people, all the bullies and villains are basically if you're in Slytherin, you're evil and everyone else is good
snakes= evil apparently.
except Snape of course.