I need a distraction, so this should do the job...

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
lol yup.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime? I like nights, but damn I'm tired by the end of the day... Morning, I'm not a morning person. Afternoon I like too, but we have a kid so LOL not happenin.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right, middle, or both.

4. Do you masturbate?
Sometimes

5. How often? Lately?
Not often

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Naa

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths <3

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yeah, it's awkward most of the time.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Not really, I don't like most RL porn... I'm weird. I don't like feeling like I'm spying on someone, as dumb as that is. Also I notice every single silly detail. Pictures/stories are what I prefer, and even then that doesn't do much.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive most of the time.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yup

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
On here? lol nope

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, but money has its place too.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
My boyfriend's big dick, being submissive, and the last is our little secret, not posting that here :P

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yeah :/

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Umm... Our room? I like to be comfortable.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Church stairwell, backseat of my parents mini van in a church parking lot haha... I'm a bad person I guess.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Kinda

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Been in the door, ex pussied out. I don't really get the allure of look, don't touch.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I haven't been to many bars in the first place lol.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nooope.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed and messed around a bit, that's about it. Wanna change that one day lol.

24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual I suppose? I'm attracted to someone based on who they are really. But looks matter too, I guess I'm kinda petty like that.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Whyyyy

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah

29. Bought something from an adult store?
A few times

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Hahaha yup.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Yenner weiner, Feeldoe, Werewolf Wear-able, Harness, glow in the dark buttplug, collars

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Haha yup, but I haven't taken any in a long time...

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nooo

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, it's very meh for me.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Back when I was younger, it's been a long, long time.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Eh, in a way, but it's far from being the same as normal sex.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl and not sure what the other would be called lol

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Fucking my boyfriend, as simple as that is lol.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Kinda

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Oh I'm so gutsy look at me guys.