If you know me at all, you know I had to do this

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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

Not anymore, is all I need now~<3

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Done it at each of those already >w>

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Whichever side puts me in her arms~

4. Do you masturbate?

Honestly no longer feel the need to anymore >w<

5. How often? Lately?

Not at all anymore x3

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Not for money >///>
Yes I have sent nudes don't judge me you perverts

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?

I do like both yes

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Yes and it was frikkin amazing

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?

Tumblr
That is all I am going to say


10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

I like a switch like me, and she isssss oneeeee ;w;

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

Well yes ;w;

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

THis has nothing to do with sex
But no. I do not. I add people because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROGXimjoOMU

13. Would you choose love or money?

and I could be living in a tent and I would be happy because I had her <3

14. Your top one, two, three favorite kinds in bed?
What >.>

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Well, I don't like guys trying to get with me in general if that counts >.>

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

Hotel shower >w> (it was a fancy hotel, a resort even)

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

On my floor in my room .-. smelled god awful

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Well, one time my ex and I had sex beside her fiance while he was sleeping, if you wanna count that xD

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nah, and I'd only go if my mate wanted to. I don't really have any interest because I have her >w> <3

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Nope and do not want to

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

Nada

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

I HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO A BAR FOR THE SAKE OF GOING TO THE BAR

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Well maybe once or twice >w>

24. What's your sexuality?

Les-be-in-loooooove <3

25. Had sex in a movie theater?

Dude that sounds really hot >.>

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

Does a non public, full bathroom count?

27. Have you ever had sex at work?

Again, that sounds hot >.>

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Alas no, but I do intend on it

29. Bought something from an adult store?

I got a finger vibrator from Spencer's >.>
Works like crap
But I got it with my own money >.>

30. Do you own any sex toys?

I do believe I just answered that

31. If yes, how many and what are they?

FOR THE SECOND TIME YES
Read above

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

I swear to god if they haven't been deleted and/or have been spread...

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

I think I almost did once >///>

34. Have you ever had phone sex?

I'm sorry I would feel so awkward

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?

How else do you think I handled my ldr before I got weak >.>

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

I am a lesbian, I do not consider myself a virgin, so yes >w<

37. What's your favorite sexual position?

y u maek me choose
We are always trying new stuff >.>
So far 69 I guess ><

38. What's your favorite sex act?

Isn't this basically the last question but different?

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

My old answer would be "dude I wish"
My new answer is "I really don't want to be with anyone but my Burger now" <3

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this

I really want to see my mate do this >w>